This is my first one, so I hope あなた like it. I didn't really know what to call this one. Please give me your honest opinion! This episode takes place right after the last episode. If anybody likes it, I guess I will just keep writing. Try and picture Monica and Chandler’s new house, if あなた can.
**I'd like to thank justchillin595 for inspiration!** :)
Chandler walks into Joey’s apartment. Chandler stares for a 秒 at what Joey is building on the counter. “Uh, Whatcha doin’ Joe?” Chandler asks confused. Joey looks up at Chandler. “What does it look like I’m doing? I’m building a house for the chick and duck.” He says as he goes back to work on his house. “Made out of popsicle sticks?” Chandler asks. He picks a stick up from the counter. Joey applies もっと見る glue to a stick. “I had to eat over 100 popsicles, but it was totally worth it. Look how cool!” He points to the lopsided somewhat sculpture. “Okay…um… Can あなた help Phoebe with the twins tonight, Mike has a gig, and she could use some help. Chandler asks. “Uh sure, where are あなた and Monica going?” Joey tries not to let the sculpture fall. “Well, I wanted to take her to dinner, just a night away.” Chandler grins. Half the house falls apart, Popsicle sticks going everywhere. “AH! Look what あなた made me do!” Joey shouts at Chandler. “How...what...” Chandler confused as Joey is already starting to rebuild. Chandler jumps beside Joey smiling. “Well, can I help build!?” Chandler says excitedly. “YEAH!” Joey smiles. They start picking up sticks from the counter and floor.
(Enter Ross and Rachel’s apartment, boxes everywhere. Ross is unpacking while Rachel is holding Emma.)
“I still can’t believe we are going to live together.” Ross says happily as he opens another box and takes some stuff out. “I know!” Rachel grins. She sets Emma down in her play pen and walks over to Ross. She wraps her arms around his neck and smiles. Ross kisses her. Rachel slowly pulls away and looks around. “Oh, have あなた seen a box that says ‘Pillows’ on it?” Rachel asks moving around trying to find it. “Um, no I don’t think so; some boxes are still at Joey’s. Why?” He wonders looking at Rachel. “Oh…Nothing, I’ll go get them. Okay?” Rachel says grabbing her purse. “Uh, Rache, I have pillows. Why don’t あなた just get them tomorrow?” Ross says holding her hand and laughs a little over the thought of going just to get some pillows. “You know what; I’ll just go get some もっと見る boxes to unpack. Okay?” she says letting go of his hand and walking to the door. “Will あなた be okay with Emma?” She says opening the door. “I think we can stop asking each other that, she is our own daughter.” He laughs. “Okay, bye Emma, I’ll be back.” She smiles, and looks at Ross, then leaves. Ross pauses and looks around confused. “Dada” Emma smiles and reaches her arms out. “Wanna help daddy with unpacking?” He lifts her up from the play pen.
(We enter Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are sitting on the couch, and Monica is sitting in the arm chair. Joey and Chandler walk in. Phoebe, Mike, and Monica are ending their conversation.)
“Hey Mon, was that hot glue gun of yours important?” Joey questioned while he sits down on the tall chair with the table. “Of course it is! Why?” Monica asks sitting her mug down as Chandler sits down smiling and puts his hand on Monica’s, meaning “Hi”. “No reason!” Joey shouts guiltily. He jumps up and walks to the counter to order something, just to avoid conversation. “Do I need to bring anything to babysit Jack and Erica?” Phoebe asked Monica. “No, I’ll have everything あなた need at the house, oh and can あなた be there によって 6:00?” Monica smiled. “Sure. Joey, あなた hear that?” Phoebe asked Joey while he sat back down, except this time with a スコーン and a cup of coffee. “Yes. Be there によって 8:00, got it.” He says taking a bite of scone. “6:00, Joey! 6:00.” Chandler exclaimed. Everyone smiled while Joey sat there confused.
(We enter Joey’s apartment. Rachel is looking at some boxes. There are about 5 boxes left.)
She opens the one that says ‘Pillows’ and tosses some pillows out beside her, She picks up a rough looking black journal, and shows a small smile. Joey walks in. “Whooaa!” Joey shouts and grabs the closest thing he finds, and starts swinging it around. Rachel throws the journal in the box and shoves the pillows back in. “Joey. What are あなた doing?” she asked, turning around to see him holding a plastic cup. “You scared me. I thought あなた were a burglar!” Joey says, and then puts the cup back down. “And あなた were planning on attacking me with a plastic cup?” Rachel laughs. “Hey! It would have worked! Don’t doubt my powers, what are あなた doing here anyways?!” “I am getting the rest of these boxes, I could use some help.” She says. “You know, I’m really going to miss you, Rache.” Joey picks up a box. “Aw, Joey, I’ll miss あなた too!” “Well, if Ross ever hurts you, you’ve always got a place here!” Joey smiles. “Thanks, but I think this is it for Ross and me.” “Well, at least let me try something one last time.” he says. “What?” she asked. “How あなた doin’?” he grinned. “Joey!!” “Still nothing?” he frowned. Rachel laughed. They both smiled and walk out with some boxes.
(Time passes and we are at Monica and Chandlers, it’s around 6:00. They are going to leave soon for their dinner. Chandler is in a nice suit in the living room with Phoebe, Monica is in the bathroom getting ready.)
“Do they ever do anything?” Phoebe asks while holding Jack. “No?” Chandler 発言しました curiously looking at Erica, who he was holding. “Well, they sure are boring.” Phoebe frowned a little bit. Monica walked into the living room in a beautiful dark grey dress. Chandler stands up and stares at her. “You look amazing.” He smiled and kissed her. Monica took Jack from Phoebe. “They look like they might be getting tired. “Can あなた help me go put them down before we go?” she asks Chandler. “Yeah!” Chandler follows Monica. Joey walks in. “I’M HERE. I’m on time.” Joey yells. “They are putting the twins down.” Phoebe 発言しました as she grabbed her ギター from her side. “Oh.” Joey 発言しました while rummaging through the refrigerator. He sat down at the 表, テーブル with some food. “Food, Food, Food, 食 is round. 食 is square. 食 is a wonderful thiiiiiinng. Meat is not so wonderfullllll though.” Phoebe sang while she strummed. Monica and Chandler walked back in. “Okay. I guess we should go. Everything あなた will ever need is in their nursery! If あなた need anything just call!” Monica instructed. “They’ll be okay, Mon.” Chandler says insuring her. Monica got her purse, and Chandler pulled her out the door while she kept trying to instruct Phoebe about everything. “Let’s teach the twins some tricks!” Phoebe 発言しました walking to the 表, テーブル to sit down. “You mean magic tricks?” Joey tried asking with a cookie in his mouth. “You know, we could make them famous! The Famous Twins. The Twin Trixters! または how ‘bout JACK AND ERICA BING THE MAGIC TWINS!?”
(We enter Ross and Rachel’s, a little less boxes. Ross is sitting on the ソファー, ソファ with Emma trying to teach her long dinosaur names.)
“Can あなた say Velociraptor?” Rachel walks in with some boxes and sits them down behind the couch. “She isn’t going to be a paleontologist, Ross.” She 発言しました for what felt like the 200th time. “YOU NEVER KNOW!” he said, not giving up. Rachel frowned. Ross stands up with Emma in his arms. “Did あなた find the pillows あなた were looking for?” Ross asks. He walked up to Rachel and kissed her on the cheek. “It wasn’t the pillows I was looking for.” Rachel 発言しました while she opened some もっと見る boxes. “Well, then why did あなた want that box so bad?” he 発言しました curiously. “Nothing Ross, あなた don’t need to worry about it.” He saw her slip a journal up her shirt. “Hi, Emma, How was your day?” She takes Emma from Ross. “Mommy!” Emma squealed. “How was your 日 Ross?” “Oh, it was fine. Emma and I had a good day. She helped me unpack a little. Not much left. How was yours?” he asked wondering if there was something she might not be telling him. “It was fine. I will do the rest of these boxes, you’ve done a lot. Thanks.” She half smiled. “Is there something あなた aren’t telling me, Rachel? If this is going to work this time, we need to be honest. あなた can tell me anything.” He said, walking closer to her. “I…I am fine, Ross. I am going to give her a bath. Okay?” Rachel then walked away. Ross sat on the ソファー, ソファ wondering what that journal was.
(We now enter an Italian restaurant Monica and Chandler are at; they are looking at the menus.)
“What do あなた think あなた are going to get?” Monica asked putting her menu down. “I don’t know. Everything looks so good. Do あなた have any idea?” “No.” she 発言しました looking at her menu again. “Well, あなた can get anything.” He smiled, and put his hand on hers. “OH MY GAWD!” Chandler and Monica’s head shot up and stared at each other. “Will she ever die?” he whispered. Monica rolled her eyes and was about to turn her head to see the unmistakable person whose voice that was. “Oh no, no, no!” Chandler whispered angrily. “What?” Monica asked. “Don’t look and maybe she won’t come ov- “Well, if it isn’t Mr. and Mrs. Bing! What are あなた two doing here!?” She shouted. “Janice. How are you?” Monica said, trying to be nice. “Oh I’m just fine! Hey! Why don’t we 登録する you?” She 発言しました pointing to her husband, who was standing によって the door. “Oh, I don’t think that’s-“ Chandler tried. “Oh, nonsense! Waiter! We’d like two もっと見る chairs over here!” She yelled in her annoying voice. “Yes ma’am.” The waiter 返信 grabbing to もっと見る chairs.” Janice fetches her husband and they both sit down.
(Enter Monica and Chandler’s, the place is a mess, Joey is laying on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting in a chair)
“Okay, we need to make a 一覧 of things they could be famous for.” Phoebe takes a note pad from the side 表, テーブル and a pen. “Oooh! Oooh! They could be famous for how much they look alike, people would pay big money to see two people who look exactly the same!” Joey says. “Oooh. Good one!” She writes that idea down. “Or, we could teach them how to juggle.” Joey thinks out loud. “Or, even teach them how to ride a unicycle. Or, both at the same time! Now who wouldn’t want to see that?!” he continues. Phoebe writes all this down. “But, where are we going to get a unicycle?” Phoebe says disappointed. “Well, we could always make one.” “That’s true, out of what though?” Phoebe asked. Joey runs to the キッチン and opens a cabinet. He reaches for a circular pan and everything falls out, hitting the floor loudly. The 赤ちゃん start to cry a 秒 later. “Joey!” Phoebe runs to nursery room. Joey just looks around 芝居 like nothing happened.
(We enter the restaurant Monica and Chandler are at supposed to be having a wonderful evening together)
“So, tell me. What brings あなた two here tonight?” Janice says nasally. Chandler gives Monica a look, meaning ‘Let’s leave’. “Uhh…I need to visit the restroom. I’ll be back.” Monica gets her purse, and stares at Chandler. “Monica. Don’t あなた think that can wait? I mean your loving husband does NOT want to be alone with HER.” He whispers just loud enough for Janice to hear. Monica stares at Chandler until he realizes what she means. “Oh…uh…Yes. I do feel quite like urinating right now!” Janice and her husband a little confused watch as they both get up and leave. “What are we going to do?” Chandler cries as they enter the hall where the bathrooms are. “I DON’T KNOW!” Monica says in desperation. “I am so sorry. This was supposed to be our night. How are we going to get rid of them?” Chandler asks holding her hand. “Well, we could just leave.” Monica throws an idea out. “YES! Surely there is a window in the bathroom!” He then runs in the women’s bathroom. A loud scream is heard. Chandler walks out with his head down a little. “Wrong one.” He said. He then walks into the men’s bathroom. Monica smiles at him, and checks to see if Janice is still out there. Chandler walks out. “There is! Come on Mon!” He shouts. “I am NOT going in the men’s restroom, Chandler!” “Well, I can’t go in the women’s!” Chandler argued. Chandler picked up Monica によって the waist and dragged her into the men’s bathroom. She tries to break free, but they are already inside. “Monica! Let’s go, now!” “Chandler! We are being ridiculous.” She said. “Oh no, ridiculous would be staying here!” A man walked out of the stall and stared at them both as Chandler tried to open the window. “You know there is a front door” the man asked staring blankly, and then just walked out. “It won’t budge!” Monica nudged him out of the way. “Move, I’ll get it.” “Monica, if I can’t get it. I am pretty sure あなた can’t-“ She had already opened the window and was now climbing out. “Come on, Bing!” Chandler followed her out.
(We now enter Monica and Chandler’s and the house is a wreck. Playing cards spilt everywhere magazines everywhere, and confetti all over the floor.)
Chandler opens the door. Monica comes in behind him and stares at the disaster. “What’s going on?” Monica shouts over some music, if あなた could call it that. Phoebe stops playing her ギター and said, “You’re ホーム early.” Joey comes from a room with the twins in his arms. “Uh, Joey what are あなた wearing?” Chandler shuts the door and walks in the living room. “I’m supposed to be a clown. Can’t あなた tell?” He was wearing a poorly drawn on face from Monica’s makeup. “What are あなた doing ホーム so early?” Phoebe asked. “We bumped into Janice, and she sat down at our table, so we crawled out the window of the restaurant.” Chandler 発言しました sounding bummed out. Not standing the mess, Monica had broken out the vacuum and was vacuuming the floor while picking up the cards. “I’ll put the twins to bed.” Chandler 発言しました taking his son and daughter into safer arms, hesitated and stared at Joey, then walked away. “What on earth were あなた to doing, running a circus?” Monica says disappointed in how they babysat. “I’m sorry Monica, but we wanted them to have fun.” Phoebe explained. “Yeah, Mon, we thought with how あなた parent they probably won’t ever have fun.” Joey added. “They aren’t even one yet!” Monica said. “And what in the hell is this?” She picked up a circular pan scotch taped to a rolling pin which was taped to a book. “It’s a unicycle!” Joey beamed. He was proud of his creation. “We read it was better starting young in the 表示する Biz!” Phoebe said. “What? What are あなた talking about?” Monica asked, turning off the vacuum and was now moving on to straightening up the place a little more. “And, Joey, are あなた going to take that make up off?” Monica asked. Joey hesitated, and looked in a mirror that was laying beside Monica’s make up that was all over the table.“But, I look to pretty!” He said. Joey then nodded his head and winked at Phoebe.
(Now we are in Ross and Rachel’s apartment)
Ross walks in door with two to-go cups from Central Perk. “Honey?” Ross 質問 out to no one. He searches the house. Confused he calls Rachel. “Hi, where are あなた and Emma?” He asked sitting down. “We’re with Joey, he is 表示中 us his unicycle he invented. Sorry, I didn’t call.” She replied. “Oh it’s fine. When do あなた think あなた will be home? Do あなた know?” “Oh we will be ホーム soon. Do あなた want to have dinner?” “Uh, sure! Yeah…Alright… See あなた soon.” He hangs up the phone and sits down on the couch. He gets a curious look on his face. He jumps back up and runs to his room. He searches for the journal he saw with Rachel earlier. He looks under the bed, in the 机, デスク side table, in the closet, and finally under the mattress. “Bingo!” He pulls out the thick black journal. “What, a lock?” He looks for the key everywhere. Finally after a time of searching Rachel and Emma comes in. “Ross?” Rachel sits Emma in her play pin and hands her fake Hugsie . She walks in and Ross is sitting on the ベッド holding the journal. “Ross! What are あなた doing!?” she snatches it away from him. “I was wondering what あなた were hiding from me!” he stands up. “Ross, if this is going to work, we have to trust each other! Can we do that?” she says. “What? Of course, I didn’t even read it. I promise. I couldn’t find the key! But, we shouldn’t have to hide anything from each other either! He slightly yelled. Rachel sighed. And walked over, and opened the closet rummaged through some small shoe box and took out the key. “Here.” She handed Ross the book and key. “Over the years I wrote in this. I just thought it was embarrassing.” She sat on the bed, still holding out the book and key. “Rachel. あなた don’t have to 表示する me if あなた don’t want to.” He sat down beside her. “Well, I want to. Here, I was being stupid.” He slowly takes the book and key. He unlocks it and opens the first page. “Are あなた sure?” he slowly smiled. She nodded yes. He turned to a page that was dated back when they dated a long time ago. He read about himself and how Rachel described him a long time ago. He read about when she knew she was in love, and when she knew all she wanted was him. After 読書 some pages he looked up at Rachel. “Rachel. あなた meant all that?” he asked. “Yes, back then. But, I don’t mean any of it now.” She joked. He smiled and handed back the journal. “That’s it? あなた don’t want to read the bad part I wrote about you?” she grinned. “What? Let me see that.” He tried to reach for it, but she pulled it away. “I’m kidding!” She laughed as he tried to grab, and tickle her at the same time. “Ha. I’m kidding.” She repeated. He lifted up and looked at her not knowing if he should believe her または not. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have looked for it. I promise I’ll start being reasonable.” He smiled a little. She leaned in a kissed him. “It’ okay.”
(We enter Central Perk. Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe is sitting beside them, Ross is sitting on the arm chair, Rachel is sitting on the arm, her arm wrapped around his neck, and Emma is sitting in Monica’s lap.)
Joey walks in. “Hey guys!” he says walking up to the counter and asks Gunther for something. Chandler looks at Joey. There is a popsicle stuck to his butt. “What flavor popsicle are ya, Joe?” Chandler jokes. Ross laughs a little at that. Joey turns to him. “What are あなた talking about?” “You got a popsicle stuck to your ass.” Phoebe says smiling. “Try not to cuss in front of Emma.” Ross and Rachel both say. Joey spins around trying to see his butt. He stops because he gets too dizzy. “You almost got me!” he points to Chandler and turns around to get his coffee. A girl stares at him wondering why he has that on his butt. “How あなた doin’?” She gives him a weird look.
**I'd like to thank justchillin595 for inspiration!** :)
Chandler walks into Joey’s apartment. Chandler stares for a 秒 at what Joey is building on the counter. “Uh, Whatcha doin’ Joe?” Chandler asks confused. Joey looks up at Chandler. “What does it look like I’m doing? I’m building a house for the chick and duck.” He says as he goes back to work on his house. “Made out of popsicle sticks?” Chandler asks. He picks a stick up from the counter. Joey applies もっと見る glue to a stick. “I had to eat over 100 popsicles, but it was totally worth it. Look how cool!” He points to the lopsided somewhat sculpture. “Okay…um… Can あなた help Phoebe with the twins tonight, Mike has a gig, and she could use some help. Chandler asks. “Uh sure, where are あなた and Monica going?” Joey tries not to let the sculpture fall. “Well, I wanted to take her to dinner, just a night away.” Chandler grins. Half the house falls apart, Popsicle sticks going everywhere. “AH! Look what あなた made me do!” Joey shouts at Chandler. “How...what...” Chandler confused as Joey is already starting to rebuild. Chandler jumps beside Joey smiling. “Well, can I help build!?” Chandler says excitedly. “YEAH!” Joey smiles. They start picking up sticks from the counter and floor.
(Enter Ross and Rachel’s apartment, boxes everywhere. Ross is unpacking while Rachel is holding Emma.)
“I still can’t believe we are going to live together.” Ross says happily as he opens another box and takes some stuff out. “I know!” Rachel grins. She sets Emma down in her play pen and walks over to Ross. She wraps her arms around his neck and smiles. Ross kisses her. Rachel slowly pulls away and looks around. “Oh, have あなた seen a box that says ‘Pillows’ on it?” Rachel asks moving around trying to find it. “Um, no I don’t think so; some boxes are still at Joey’s. Why?” He wonders looking at Rachel. “Oh…Nothing, I’ll go get them. Okay?” Rachel says grabbing her purse. “Uh, Rache, I have pillows. Why don’t あなた just get them tomorrow?” Ross says holding her hand and laughs a little over the thought of going just to get some pillows. “You know what; I’ll just go get some もっと見る boxes to unpack. Okay?” she says letting go of his hand and walking to the door. “Will あなた be okay with Emma?” She says opening the door. “I think we can stop asking each other that, she is our own daughter.” He laughs. “Okay, bye Emma, I’ll be back.” She smiles, and looks at Ross, then leaves. Ross pauses and looks around confused. “Dada” Emma smiles and reaches her arms out. “Wanna help daddy with unpacking?” He lifts her up from the play pen.
(We enter Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are sitting on the couch, and Monica is sitting in the arm chair. Joey and Chandler walk in. Phoebe, Mike, and Monica are ending their conversation.)
“Hey Mon, was that hot glue gun of yours important?” Joey questioned while he sits down on the tall chair with the table. “Of course it is! Why?” Monica asks sitting her mug down as Chandler sits down smiling and puts his hand on Monica’s, meaning “Hi”. “No reason!” Joey shouts guiltily. He jumps up and walks to the counter to order something, just to avoid conversation. “Do I need to bring anything to babysit Jack and Erica?” Phoebe asked Monica. “No, I’ll have everything あなた need at the house, oh and can あなた be there によって 6:00?” Monica smiled. “Sure. Joey, あなた hear that?” Phoebe asked Joey while he sat back down, except this time with a スコーン and a cup of coffee. “Yes. Be there によって 8:00, got it.” He says taking a bite of scone. “6:00, Joey! 6:00.” Chandler exclaimed. Everyone smiled while Joey sat there confused.
(We enter Joey’s apartment. Rachel is looking at some boxes. There are about 5 boxes left.)
She opens the one that says ‘Pillows’ and tosses some pillows out beside her, She picks up a rough looking black journal, and shows a small smile. Joey walks in. “Whooaa!” Joey shouts and grabs the closest thing he finds, and starts swinging it around. Rachel throws the journal in the box and shoves the pillows back in. “Joey. What are あなた doing?” she asked, turning around to see him holding a plastic cup. “You scared me. I thought あなた were a burglar!” Joey says, and then puts the cup back down. “And あなた were planning on attacking me with a plastic cup?” Rachel laughs. “Hey! It would have worked! Don’t doubt my powers, what are あなた doing here anyways?!” “I am getting the rest of these boxes, I could use some help.” She says. “You know, I’m really going to miss you, Rache.” Joey picks up a box. “Aw, Joey, I’ll miss あなた too!” “Well, if Ross ever hurts you, you’ve always got a place here!” Joey smiles. “Thanks, but I think this is it for Ross and me.” “Well, at least let me try something one last time.” he says. “What?” she asked. “How あなた doin’?” he grinned. “Joey!!” “Still nothing?” he frowned. Rachel laughed. They both smiled and walk out with some boxes.
(Time passes and we are at Monica and Chandlers, it’s around 6:00. They are going to leave soon for their dinner. Chandler is in a nice suit in the living room with Phoebe, Monica is in the bathroom getting ready.)
“Do they ever do anything?” Phoebe asks while holding Jack. “No?” Chandler 発言しました curiously looking at Erica, who he was holding. “Well, they sure are boring.” Phoebe frowned a little bit. Monica walked into the living room in a beautiful dark grey dress. Chandler stands up and stares at her. “You look amazing.” He smiled and kissed her. Monica took Jack from Phoebe. “They look like they might be getting tired. “Can あなた help me go put them down before we go?” she asks Chandler. “Yeah!” Chandler follows Monica. Joey walks in. “I’M HERE. I’m on time.” Joey yells. “They are putting the twins down.” Phoebe 発言しました as she grabbed her ギター from her side. “Oh.” Joey 発言しました while rummaging through the refrigerator. He sat down at the 表, テーブル with some food. “Food, Food, Food, 食 is round. 食 is square. 食 is a wonderful thiiiiiinng. Meat is not so wonderfullllll though.” Phoebe sang while she strummed. Monica and Chandler walked back in. “Okay. I guess we should go. Everything あなた will ever need is in their nursery! If あなた need anything just call!” Monica instructed. “They’ll be okay, Mon.” Chandler says insuring her. Monica got her purse, and Chandler pulled her out the door while she kept trying to instruct Phoebe about everything. “Let’s teach the twins some tricks!” Phoebe 発言しました walking to the 表, テーブル to sit down. “You mean magic tricks?” Joey tried asking with a cookie in his mouth. “You know, we could make them famous! The Famous Twins. The Twin Trixters! または how ‘bout JACK AND ERICA BING THE MAGIC TWINS!?”
(We enter Ross and Rachel’s, a little less boxes. Ross is sitting on the ソファー, ソファ with Emma trying to teach her long dinosaur names.)
“Can あなた say Velociraptor?” Rachel walks in with some boxes and sits them down behind the couch. “She isn’t going to be a paleontologist, Ross.” She 発言しました for what felt like the 200th time. “YOU NEVER KNOW!” he said, not giving up. Rachel frowned. Ross stands up with Emma in his arms. “Did あなた find the pillows あなた were looking for?” Ross asks. He walked up to Rachel and kissed her on the cheek. “It wasn’t the pillows I was looking for.” Rachel 発言しました while she opened some もっと見る boxes. “Well, then why did あなた want that box so bad?” he 発言しました curiously. “Nothing Ross, あなた don’t need to worry about it.” He saw her slip a journal up her shirt. “Hi, Emma, How was your day?” She takes Emma from Ross. “Mommy!” Emma squealed. “How was your 日 Ross?” “Oh, it was fine. Emma and I had a good day. She helped me unpack a little. Not much left. How was yours?” he asked wondering if there was something she might not be telling him. “It was fine. I will do the rest of these boxes, you’ve done a lot. Thanks.” She half smiled. “Is there something あなた aren’t telling me, Rachel? If this is going to work this time, we need to be honest. あなた can tell me anything.” He said, walking closer to her. “I…I am fine, Ross. I am going to give her a bath. Okay?” Rachel then walked away. Ross sat on the ソファー, ソファ wondering what that journal was.
(We now enter an Italian restaurant Monica and Chandler are at; they are looking at the menus.)
“What do あなた think あなた are going to get?” Monica asked putting her menu down. “I don’t know. Everything looks so good. Do あなた have any idea?” “No.” she 発言しました looking at her menu again. “Well, あなた can get anything.” He smiled, and put his hand on hers. “OH MY GAWD!” Chandler and Monica’s head shot up and stared at each other. “Will she ever die?” he whispered. Monica rolled her eyes and was about to turn her head to see the unmistakable person whose voice that was. “Oh no, no, no!” Chandler whispered angrily. “What?” Monica asked. “Don’t look and maybe she won’t come ov- “Well, if it isn’t Mr. and Mrs. Bing! What are あなた two doing here!?” She shouted. “Janice. How are you?” Monica said, trying to be nice. “Oh I’m just fine! Hey! Why don’t we 登録する you?” She 発言しました pointing to her husband, who was standing によって the door. “Oh, I don’t think that’s-“ Chandler tried. “Oh, nonsense! Waiter! We’d like two もっと見る chairs over here!” She yelled in her annoying voice. “Yes ma’am.” The waiter 返信 grabbing to もっと見る chairs.” Janice fetches her husband and they both sit down.
(Enter Monica and Chandler’s, the place is a mess, Joey is laying on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting in a chair)
“Okay, we need to make a 一覧 of things they could be famous for.” Phoebe takes a note pad from the side 表, テーブル and a pen. “Oooh! Oooh! They could be famous for how much they look alike, people would pay big money to see two people who look exactly the same!” Joey says. “Oooh. Good one!” She writes that idea down. “Or, we could teach them how to juggle.” Joey thinks out loud. “Or, even teach them how to ride a unicycle. Or, both at the same time! Now who wouldn’t want to see that?!” he continues. Phoebe writes all this down. “But, where are we going to get a unicycle?” Phoebe says disappointed. “Well, we could always make one.” “That’s true, out of what though?” Phoebe asked. Joey runs to the キッチン and opens a cabinet. He reaches for a circular pan and everything falls out, hitting the floor loudly. The 赤ちゃん start to cry a 秒 later. “Joey!” Phoebe runs to nursery room. Joey just looks around 芝居 like nothing happened.
(We enter the restaurant Monica and Chandler are at supposed to be having a wonderful evening together)
“So, tell me. What brings あなた two here tonight?” Janice says nasally. Chandler gives Monica a look, meaning ‘Let’s leave’. “Uhh…I need to visit the restroom. I’ll be back.” Monica gets her purse, and stares at Chandler. “Monica. Don’t あなた think that can wait? I mean your loving husband does NOT want to be alone with HER.” He whispers just loud enough for Janice to hear. Monica stares at Chandler until he realizes what she means. “Oh…uh…Yes. I do feel quite like urinating right now!” Janice and her husband a little confused watch as they both get up and leave. “What are we going to do?” Chandler cries as they enter the hall where the bathrooms are. “I DON’T KNOW!” Monica says in desperation. “I am so sorry. This was supposed to be our night. How are we going to get rid of them?” Chandler asks holding her hand. “Well, we could just leave.” Monica throws an idea out. “YES! Surely there is a window in the bathroom!” He then runs in the women’s bathroom. A loud scream is heard. Chandler walks out with his head down a little. “Wrong one.” He said. He then walks into the men’s bathroom. Monica smiles at him, and checks to see if Janice is still out there. Chandler walks out. “There is! Come on Mon!” He shouts. “I am NOT going in the men’s restroom, Chandler!” “Well, I can’t go in the women’s!” Chandler argued. Chandler picked up Monica によって the waist and dragged her into the men’s bathroom. She tries to break free, but they are already inside. “Monica! Let’s go, now!” “Chandler! We are being ridiculous.” She said. “Oh no, ridiculous would be staying here!” A man walked out of the stall and stared at them both as Chandler tried to open the window. “You know there is a front door” the man asked staring blankly, and then just walked out. “It won’t budge!” Monica nudged him out of the way. “Move, I’ll get it.” “Monica, if I can’t get it. I am pretty sure あなた can’t-“ She had already opened the window and was now climbing out. “Come on, Bing!” Chandler followed her out.
(We now enter Monica and Chandler’s and the house is a wreck. Playing cards spilt everywhere magazines everywhere, and confetti all over the floor.)
Chandler opens the door. Monica comes in behind him and stares at the disaster. “What’s going on?” Monica shouts over some music, if あなた could call it that. Phoebe stops playing her ギター and said, “You’re ホーム early.” Joey comes from a room with the twins in his arms. “Uh, Joey what are あなた wearing?” Chandler shuts the door and walks in the living room. “I’m supposed to be a clown. Can’t あなた tell?” He was wearing a poorly drawn on face from Monica’s makeup. “What are あなた doing ホーム so early?” Phoebe asked. “We bumped into Janice, and she sat down at our table, so we crawled out the window of the restaurant.” Chandler 発言しました sounding bummed out. Not standing the mess, Monica had broken out the vacuum and was vacuuming the floor while picking up the cards. “I’ll put the twins to bed.” Chandler 発言しました taking his son and daughter into safer arms, hesitated and stared at Joey, then walked away. “What on earth were あなた to doing, running a circus?” Monica says disappointed in how they babysat. “I’m sorry Monica, but we wanted them to have fun.” Phoebe explained. “Yeah, Mon, we thought with how あなた parent they probably won’t ever have fun.” Joey added. “They aren’t even one yet!” Monica said. “And what in the hell is this?” She picked up a circular pan scotch taped to a rolling pin which was taped to a book. “It’s a unicycle!” Joey beamed. He was proud of his creation. “We read it was better starting young in the 表示する Biz!” Phoebe said. “What? What are あなた talking about?” Monica asked, turning off the vacuum and was now moving on to straightening up the place a little more. “And, Joey, are あなた going to take that make up off?” Monica asked. Joey hesitated, and looked in a mirror that was laying beside Monica’s make up that was all over the table.“But, I look to pretty!” He said. Joey then nodded his head and winked at Phoebe.
(Now we are in Ross and Rachel’s apartment)
Ross walks in door with two to-go cups from Central Perk. “Honey?” Ross 質問 out to no one. He searches the house. Confused he calls Rachel. “Hi, where are あなた and Emma?” He asked sitting down. “We’re with Joey, he is 表示中 us his unicycle he invented. Sorry, I didn’t call.” She replied. “Oh it’s fine. When do あなた think あなた will be home? Do あなた know?” “Oh we will be ホーム soon. Do あなた want to have dinner?” “Uh, sure! Yeah…Alright… See あなた soon.” He hangs up the phone and sits down on the couch. He gets a curious look on his face. He jumps back up and runs to his room. He searches for the journal he saw with Rachel earlier. He looks under the bed, in the 机, デスク side table, in the closet, and finally under the mattress. “Bingo!” He pulls out the thick black journal. “What, a lock?” He looks for the key everywhere. Finally after a time of searching Rachel and Emma comes in. “Ross?” Rachel sits Emma in her play pin and hands her fake Hugsie . She walks in and Ross is sitting on the ベッド holding the journal. “Ross! What are あなた doing!?” she snatches it away from him. “I was wondering what あなた were hiding from me!” he stands up. “Ross, if this is going to work, we have to trust each other! Can we do that?” she says. “What? Of course, I didn’t even read it. I promise. I couldn’t find the key! But, we shouldn’t have to hide anything from each other either! He slightly yelled. Rachel sighed. And walked over, and opened the closet rummaged through some small shoe box and took out the key. “Here.” She handed Ross the book and key. “Over the years I wrote in this. I just thought it was embarrassing.” She sat on the bed, still holding out the book and key. “Rachel. あなた don’t have to 表示する me if あなた don’t want to.” He sat down beside her. “Well, I want to. Here, I was being stupid.” He slowly takes the book and key. He unlocks it and opens the first page. “Are あなた sure?” he slowly smiled. She nodded yes. He turned to a page that was dated back when they dated a long time ago. He read about himself and how Rachel described him a long time ago. He read about when she knew she was in love, and when she knew all she wanted was him. After 読書 some pages he looked up at Rachel. “Rachel. あなた meant all that?” he asked. “Yes, back then. But, I don’t mean any of it now.” She joked. He smiled and handed back the journal. “That’s it? あなた don’t want to read the bad part I wrote about you?” she grinned. “What? Let me see that.” He tried to reach for it, but she pulled it away. “I’m kidding!” She laughed as he tried to grab, and tickle her at the same time. “Ha. I’m kidding.” She repeated. He lifted up and looked at her not knowing if he should believe her または not. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have looked for it. I promise I’ll start being reasonable.” He smiled a little. She leaned in a kissed him. “It’ okay.”
(We enter Central Perk. Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe is sitting beside them, Ross is sitting on the arm chair, Rachel is sitting on the arm, her arm wrapped around his neck, and Emma is sitting in Monica’s lap.)
Joey walks in. “Hey guys!” he says walking up to the counter and asks Gunther for something. Chandler looks at Joey. There is a popsicle stuck to his butt. “What flavor popsicle are ya, Joe?” Chandler jokes. Ross laughs a little at that. Joey turns to him. “What are あなた talking about?” “You got a popsicle stuck to your ass.” Phoebe says smiling. “Try not to cuss in front of Emma.” Ross and Rachel both say. Joey spins around trying to see his butt. He stops because he gets too dizzy. “You almost got me!” he points to Chandler and turns around to get his coffee. A girl stares at him wondering why he has that on his butt. “How あなた doin’?” She gives him a weird look.