Well I think that went pretty well

I still can’t believe that he dissed the Marauder’s Map

Yeah, that was just wrong

Ya know want else is wrong?

Well, I was talking to Hermione the other day, and she 発言しました that Millicent Bulstrode was walking around with the back of her robes tucked into her undies...

That wasn’t the thing I was going to say, but it is definitely the wrongest thing I’ve ever heard of

Apparently, it was nauseating

Can we write about something else?

A subject change would be nice

Why did we even take Divination anyway?

To see if we would be able to foresee our future as total awesomeness

Hasn’t worked yet has it?

No it has not

Why not, do あなた think?

Because Trelawney is a old bat with anorexia

Why do あなた that Trelawney’s got anorexia?

Have あなた seen how thin she is!?!

0.0000000000000000135007 lightyears

How’d あなた come up with that figure?

I made it up

Do あなた know how long a lightyear is?

No...

That’s good, neither do I

You know what?

What?

I can’t feel my toes

That’s because あなた accidently transfigured them into the rest of your foot, remember?

Oh yeah!

You should go to Madam Pomfrey about that Memory Charm

Who’s that?

She’s the school nurse, Fred

What’s a nurse?

Nurses are people who fix other people when they’ve busted something

What are people?

You’ve got to be joking

Nope

George dragged フレッド to Madam Pomfrey, while フレッド punched and screamed that the `old hag’ wasn’t going to take him alive.