Introduction: Hi I'm Jamie but never call me that unless あなた have a death wish because I think my name is way to girly so just call me James. As あなた can tell によって the タイトル this will be a bad day. So please read and enjoy. The beginning: "Envy! Envy it's me James!" "Oh,James it's you! When did あなた get here? I meen when あなた were away at Xying I honestly thought あなた weren't coming back!" "Mah! Not come back to my bestest friend in the whole univers!" Envy looked at her very happily and smiled like someone smiling at a cute little 子犬 with a red bow tied on it for Christmas. "Sooo how was Xying?! Was it beautiful,was it ugly,was it it fun tell me tell me tell me!" " Ok ok jeez don't have a spazom". A 日 later: Envy's thoughts: James I think I'm falling in 愛 with her. I know I shouldn't but she is really pretty and very funny she likes me and I like her. She has the most interesting personality and has a very nice name and the cutest lips. James thoughts: I think I'm in 愛 with Envy. He has funky hair(I 愛 it)his awesome eyes(I 愛 them)and he has a perfect body and voice. I do 愛 him I do I do! Oh No!: "Envy! Envy! Envy I have something to tell you!" *Gasps* "Envy! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! あなた can't leave me!" James screams as she stares at Envy head beside his body. " No! Damn it! Damn it! DAMN IT! あなた can't die on me あなた can't あなた can't!" "I'm sorry James I had to kill him he was a homunculus." " Wait that voice I know you. Edward Elric how could あなた he..he...was my best friend my only friend!" "I know but the military..." "Screw the military do あなた how much he meened to me oh wait no あなた don't and neither will he now that he is gone!"James turns around to see Edward crying and walking over to her with his arms out and before she knew it he was hugging her. "Step away Ed." " What?" "Step away I'm going to bring him back." "You can't do that it's against the law of fisicts!" Edward tried to stop her but she was already doing it. After the transmutation she was gone and so was Envy he didn't come back.