Ah, the much anticipated movie adaption of E. L. James’ best-selling novel is finally in theaters! Didn’t it kind of feel like the build-up to アナスタシア finally losing her virginity and getting it on with Mr. Grey? Well, it certainly did to the two 24-year olds sitting 次 to me in the screening. They really could not contain their excitement. But for the rest of us? Well, I was just really curious. I am not an avid ファン of the book but the trailers caught my eye enough that I knew I was going to have to see it at some point.

Do we really care about the bare-bones plot? Our heroine Anastasia...