We are the fanpoppers,
we 愛 to veiw and vote.
We worship everybody,
even the bloody pope.

So we stand without a movement,
To worship everyone.
Especially our leader,
Who is number 1.

His name is Knifewrench または Chel,
i'm not really sure.
But i'd say that it's Knifey,
Because he is so pure.

I 愛 this website,
Better than the rest.
But if someone says different,
パンチ him in the chest.

If you're not in this song,
Then ha ha to you.
But that is not a bad thing,
It means i don't know you.

This is not the best song,
But it will have to do.
If あなた know another,
Please tell me do.