L（デスノート） poked Light. "What?" Poke. "Why are あなた poking me?" Poke. "Do あなた need cake?" Poke. "Stop frikin poking me!" Light grabbed the plate of cake that L（デスノート） was eating and threw it across the room. "The chance あなた are kira has risen 2%." Light resisted the urge to beat the panda like detective. "Do あなた even keep track of this 'chance I am kira' thing?" Light asked. L（デスノート） nodded and pointed to his head. "In my mind." "Then wouldn't it be at like 100% now?" "Are あなた admitting that あなた are kira?" "No." L（デスノート） shook his head. "Denial. Another 3%." Light groaned. "That's so ANNOYING!" "I'll stop if あなた admit your kira." "NEVER! I'm not-" Light's yell was interrupted によって a quiet, yet clear voice. "5%, 10%, 20%, 6%." It was Near. "As of this week, the chance あなた are Kira has risen 47%. あなた should be quiet and not 表示する any sign of violence to prevent your percentage from going up." Light had a shocked emotion on his face. It's true, Light thought. In all the fanfictions he had been put in, he could've just shut up and the chance he was kira would stop going up. "I blame the authors of my fanfictions." Light mumbled. "Blaming others for what is CLEARLY your fault? Another 3%." And Light continued a loop of raising his percentage.
A/N: I have written other fanfics, but I never 投稿されました them and I don't plan to. I was 書く this(or "typing this" to be correct) as I go along, so if it sucked well, あなた wasted a couple 分 of your life and you'll never get them back. Not my fault. あなた decided to read this. But if あなた somehow LIKED this story, leave a suggestion below for my 次 fanfic.