Ever After High is full of my お気に入り characters (Raven is my favourite) Blondie is among them. I 愛 Blondie Locks, but I can't say the same for her mother. Let me explain to あなた why I dislike Blondie Locks' mother, Goldie Locks. Let's review the tale first:
"One day, a golden-haired girl got ロスト in the woods. She searched for her house and could not find it. She wandered in the woods for a long time and finally found a hut. The door of the hut was open."
Now that I'm starting to dislike Goldie, she's going to break into the house.
"Goldie went into the hut in the woods. It was actually three bears. The bears went out for a walk to let their 食 cool. Goldie Locks was very hungry, so she headed straight for the ポリッジ, お粥 on the table."
I'm starting to hate this girl, she steals 食 without permission.
"Goldie Locks tried daddy bear's ポリッジ, お粥 first, it was really hot. Then Goldie tried mommy's porridge, it was too cold. Then Goldie Locks tried ポリッジ, お粥 from the last and smallest bowl. The ポリッジ, お粥 was just what she wanted. Goldie Locks finished all the porridge."
Goldie is so selfish. She spoons the ポリッジ, お粥 one によって one and finishes almost all of them. Selfish, what will the owners eat?
"Goldie moved into the 秒 room. There were chairs in the 秒 room. Daddy bear's chair was too big for Goldie Locks. Goldie didn't like mommy bear's chair either. The last chair was small and the right size for Goldie. Goldie sat down, laughed and rocked, breaking the chair. Goldie got up and went into the 次 room."
STUPID GOLDIE. SICK GOLDIE. That stupid girl breaks a chair and goes into another room without a care.
"The last room was the くま, クマ family bedroom. Goldie went into the first bed, it was too high and hard for her. Goldie went into the 秒 bed. The ベッド was too soft. Goldie liked the third ベッド and fell asleep there."
Goldie broke into someone's ベッド without permission. Goldie Crumpled the Beds. Ahh I hate this girl.
" The bears came to the house. When they saw the spooned porridge, the mother and father くま, クマ shouted:
"Who took a spoonful of our ポリッジ, お粥 while we were away?"
The little くま, クマ looked at his finished ポリッジ, お粥 and cried:
"Who ate my ポリッジ, お粥 and finished it?" "
Poor ones, someone ate their 食 without permission. GOLDIE LOCKS!
" The bears went into the 次 room. When the mother and father noticed that someone had already sat on their chair, they shouted angrily:
"Who's been sitting in our chairs while we're not home?"
The little くま, クマ saw his broken chair and cried:
"Who sat in my chair and broke it while I was gone?" "
Goldie Locks is the selfish one who ruined their home.
"When they got to the bedrooms, the mother and father くま, クマ roared:
"Who slept in our ベッド and crumpled it while we were gone?"
At that moment, the little bear, seeing the girl sleeping in his bed, roared and shouted:
"Mom! Dad! I found the girl, catch her!"
Mom and Dad couldn't catch the くま, クマ because Goldie woke up to the sound and ran out the window."
Goldie ruined their house and left.
Well, あなた get why I hate Goldie Locks.
"One day, a golden-haired girl got ロスト in the woods. She searched for her house and could not find it. She wandered in the woods for a long time and finally found a hut. The door of the hut was open."
Now that I'm starting to dislike Goldie, she's going to break into the house.
"Goldie went into the hut in the woods. It was actually three bears. The bears went out for a walk to let their 食 cool. Goldie Locks was very hungry, so she headed straight for the ポリッジ, お粥 on the table."
I'm starting to hate this girl, she steals 食 without permission.
"Goldie Locks tried daddy bear's ポリッジ, お粥 first, it was really hot. Then Goldie tried mommy's porridge, it was too cold. Then Goldie Locks tried ポリッジ, お粥 from the last and smallest bowl. The ポリッジ, お粥 was just what she wanted. Goldie Locks finished all the porridge."
Goldie is so selfish. She spoons the ポリッジ, お粥 one によって one and finishes almost all of them. Selfish, what will the owners eat?
"Goldie moved into the 秒 room. There were chairs in the 秒 room. Daddy bear's chair was too big for Goldie Locks. Goldie didn't like mommy bear's chair either. The last chair was small and the right size for Goldie. Goldie sat down, laughed and rocked, breaking the chair. Goldie got up and went into the 次 room."
STUPID GOLDIE. SICK GOLDIE. That stupid girl breaks a chair and goes into another room without a care.
"The last room was the くま, クマ family bedroom. Goldie went into the first bed, it was too high and hard for her. Goldie went into the 秒 bed. The ベッド was too soft. Goldie liked the third ベッド and fell asleep there."
Goldie broke into someone's ベッド without permission. Goldie Crumpled the Beds. Ahh I hate this girl.
" The bears came to the house. When they saw the spooned porridge, the mother and father くま, クマ shouted:
"Who took a spoonful of our ポリッジ, お粥 while we were away?"
The little くま, クマ looked at his finished ポリッジ, お粥 and cried:
"Who ate my ポリッジ, お粥 and finished it?" "
Poor ones, someone ate their 食 without permission. GOLDIE LOCKS!
" The bears went into the 次 room. When the mother and father noticed that someone had already sat on their chair, they shouted angrily:
"Who's been sitting in our chairs while we're not home?"
The little くま, クマ saw his broken chair and cried:
"Who sat in my chair and broke it while I was gone?" "
Goldie Locks is the selfish one who ruined their home.
"When they got to the bedrooms, the mother and father くま, クマ roared:
"Who slept in our ベッド and crumpled it while we were gone?"
At that moment, the little bear, seeing the girl sleeping in his bed, roared and shouted:
"Mom! Dad! I found the girl, catch her!"
Mom and Dad couldn't catch the くま, クマ because Goldie woke up to the sound and ran out the window."
Goldie ruined their house and left.
Well, あなた get why I hate Goldie Locks.
Parent's Story: Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Powerful Qualities: Determined, Candid, Enthusiastic
Roommate: C.A. Cupid
Secret Heart's Desire: Well since my family comes from an old kingdom, having my whole story told and being recognized for my Royal roots would be just right!
My "Magic" Touch: I can unlock any door. It's no big deal, really. Doors like being walked through. あなた only insult their destiny によって locking them!
Storybook Romance Status: I can't wait to meet the Prince Charming that's just right for me!
"Oh Curses!" Moment: Why do people get so mad when I borrow their things? I just assume if they leave their stuff out in the open, they want to share it with me.
お気に入り Subject: Debate. Obviously, people need to know when they're just wrong.
Least お気に入り Subject: Arts & Crafts. If あなた want my opinion, I don't think my paintings should be criticized.
Best フレンズ Forever After: 林檎, アップル White and Briar Beauty
Parent's Story: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Powerful Qualities: Clever, Curious, Unpredictable
Roommate: Madeline Hatter
Secret Heart's Desire: To unravel rules, just like I would a ball of yarn.
My "Magic" Touch: Obviously, I can turn invisible and POOF from place to place without being seen.
Storybook Romance Status: Forget boys with 子犬 dog eyes. Give me a guy who’s the cat’s meow.
"Oh Curses!" Moment: My curiosity gets me in a lot of trouble.
お気に入り Subject: Geografairy. After I memorize the lay of the land, I can appear anywhere I want.
Least お気に入り Subject: Swim Class in Grimmnastics. Just thinking about getting soaked makes my 毛皮 stand on end.
Best フレンズ Forever After: Lizzie Hearts. She's my sister from another litter.
Parent's Story: Every fairytale where a Prince Charming comes to rescue.
Roommate: Hunter Huntsman
Secret Heart's Desire: I don't want to be just anyone's Prince Charming. She should be my true love. That's my idea of Happily Ever After.
My "Magic" Touch: For some reason, girls swoon when I take off my glasses.
Storybook Romance Status: I'm trying to summon up the courage to ask out Raven Queen.
"Oh Curses!" Moment: I have a hard time seeing without my glasses. I've been told they block my "enchanting eyes," whatever that means.
お気に入り Subject: Hero Training. I may not be the king of the class, but I 愛 a good challenge.
Least お気に入り Subject: Advanced Wooing. Unlike my brother, I always trip over my words when I try to charm girls.
Best フレンズ Forever After: My brother Daring Charming and my roommate Hunter Huntsman.