1. Call him Eddy, all the time
2. Give yourself a paper cut and make a point of 表示中 him the blood, then put it in your mouth. Say, “Mmmm, Delicious! Want some?”
3. Say “you don’t look that scary”
4. Use vampire expression like “holy Dracula” and “good bye sweet Transylvania”
5. Visualize yourself naked
6. Ask him to help あなた do something impossible (save the world, build an atomic clock, help あなた with your calculus ect). When he has trouble...
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