Sloth

'Do あなた ever get off the couch, sir?
Do あなた ever get off the ソファー, ソファ and stop watching TV?
Do あなた ever go for a run?
Do あなた ever simply walk around または exercise outside?
Do あなた just play video games all day, sir?
Do あなた even do any work?
Man, あなた are lazy! '

I would not be surprised if someone
発言しました this to you, my friend,
For I am the cause of it all.
I am one of the Deadly Sins,
As あなた humans call me,
For I am what makes people a lazy bum.

I am a daemon from the pits of hell,
As are all my other brothers,
But I must say,
That I am not a sin,
But rather a human instinct.
And it amuses me to see あなた sit around on the couch,
Getting fatter,
And fatter,
And much unhealthier,
With gaining LDL,
Which your doctors call 'bad cholesterol, '
And with あなた sleeping all the time,
あなた just make people angry because あなた will not
Get up and help.

あなた see, good sir,
I am the reason
あなた may have dropped out of high school,
Since あなた were too lazy
To do your homework
And would have rather hit the booze
または have done drugs with your buddies instead.

I am the reason あなた may have been
Taken off the Varsity team,
Because あなた were either too lazy to exercise
And contribute to the sports team,
または あなた may have been too lazy in school,
And decided to get all F's in school.

I am the reason あなた may not have graduated,
For あなた took school less seriously than others,
And あなた did not do your homework,
And あなた had to take your freshman courses
Over and over again
Just because あなた failed them;
Yet あなた could not complete your required classes
In your four years
And the No Child Left Behind Act
Took あなた out of school,
Without letting あなた get your diploma.

あなた blew off school like it was nonsense,
And I laugh at your stupidity,
For あなた struggle to get your GED to this day.

I am the reason あなた may have dropped out of college,
For あなた thought college was too much work,
And decided to blow off the work
And to party all the time,
Getting hangovers every morning,
And failing your classes the 次 day.
あなた gave up to studying,
And gave in to me,
Which makes あなた fail intensively.

I am the reason あなた did not earn your major,
For あなた partied too much,
And あなた felt studying was too much work,
And now I am amused to see that your life
Is a wreck
With あなた living in a trailer park
Lying on your couch,
Watching your antennae TV
With Dish Network as your supplier,
And あなた unable to hold a job.

I am the reason あなた may have ロスト your job,
For あなた slacked off too much,
And played games on your computer
Instead of filing reports
または programming the computer system
That your boss asked あなた to do.
あなた would rather play Sudoku
または check your email
Than do what your boss asks あなた to do.
あなた would sleep all the time,
And play Starcraft on your laptop,
And play a little bit of WOW
And Skyrim
Instead of contacting your associates
Internationally.
あなた made your boss angry,
And he finally had the last straw,
So he decided to 火災, 火 you,
And now あなた have no job,
And your life is ruined,
For あなた cannot find any employment.
It amuses me to see あなた in this way,
As miserable as あなた are.

I am also the reason why your marriage crashed,
For whenever あなた came home,
あなた would rather lie on the couch
And sleep
Than help your wife with the household chores
または making dinner
または helping take care of the kids.
I made あなた irresponsible,
Making あなた unreliable with money,
Untrustworthy in your actions,
Lacking in truth-telling,
And making your work ethic horrible.
Your wife cannot stand あなた anymore,
For あなた never help with anything,
And cannot ever keep your end of the deal.
あなた pitiful little thing,
あなた live your life in misery,
And all I can say is that it amuses me.

I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins,
And if your life has been clean of us,
あなた better be careful,
For I または one of my brothers may very much
Taint your life,
And we take amusement in your torment.