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1. Say "reptile" in front of one.
2. Pretend to roast a マシュマロ in the dragon's flame.
3. When あなた get up from the couch, rub your backside and pretend its bruised.
4. If a dragon invites あなた to lunch, ask if あなた are the main course.
5. When riding, say "giddyap."
6. Tell the dragon that its most prized treasure is a forgery.
7. Say "we're off to see the lizard" when being taken to meet the rulers.
8. Pretend to look for shed Skins(スキンズ) または scales
9. Find a bald spot
10. Try to use logic. I guarantee they will correct あなた before あなた die.
11. Tell them Einstein was wrong.
12. Poke one in the eye
13. Give one a very spicy pepper または food, then laugh evilly while it eats.
14. Read it a children's book.
15. Say that humans are smarter.
16. Ask if it wants to meet your leader, then introduce it to the village idiot.
17. Sing " Fly Me to the Moon." It will think あなた really want to do those things
18. Ask to be shown a heavy light, jumbo shrimp, waterproof towel, elbow grease, または other such things.
19. Ask for a souvenir.
20. Find scientific evidence to prove that ドラゴン do not and never will exist.

These are various methods tried over the years to find what ドラゴン really hate. The answer: humans that don't believe. Keep an eye out for insults from Eden.
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Father looked at the blood red egg. "Why do I have this feeling? Is it a sign from Draco, the creator of all dragons? Is this egg special?" He continued to stare at the egg. "Three もっと見る days until hatch, honey." Mother said, cheerfully. "Oh, come to think of it, that's the eclipse! I'm so excited!" She exclaimed. Father sighed. "Why is she もっと見る cheerful than all the dragons?" He muttered. "Because, that's how lord Draco made me, that's all." She 発言しました stiffly. "Great Draco, I forgot about her Draco-blessed ears." Father thought. He looked at all the eggs, all different. One icy-blue, one sea-green...
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