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Hitler throws his pencils of doom at Mitt Romney

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My furher, who will be your 次 target? asked Jodl I will plan to attend a meeting held によって Mitt Romney. Little will Romney know is that I will really attend to throw my pencils at him until it's too late. 発言しました Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will drive me to the nearest place in Germany where Romney will be. asked Hitler My fuhrer, Mitt Romney will be in Munich, Germany. 発言しました Steiner Fine. We'll go to Munich, Germany. 発言しました Hitler My fuhrer, あなた shouldn't throw your pencils at Mitt Romney. objected Jodl Damnit, Jodl. Don't start with me with objecting to my plan. Object...

Hitler and フレンズ go to Muscetong River

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My fuhrer, what are あなた planning to do now? asked Jodl To find the Musconetcong River Mantis Man and prove to あなた and the rest of the bunker crew that it does exist. 発言しました Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will meet us when we arrive at the river. 発言しました Hitler I think あなた should find some 魚 for me while you're at it. 発言しました Krebs Fine. I'll find some 魚 for you. 発言しました Hitler My fuhrer, i object to あなた proving this thing's existence. 発言しました Jodl Damnit Jodl! I thought あなた were in favor of this plan! 発言しました Hitler I'm not. Because i believe あなた won't find this creature. 発言しました Jodl If praying mantises are real, then this thing must be too! 発言しました Hitler (An 時 later) "Huh?" YAH! WHAT THE FUCK!? Praying mantises aren't supposed to be that big! 発言しました Hitler

Hitler plans to throw his pencils of doom at Steven Spielberg

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My furher, who will be your 次 target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. 発言しました Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. 発言しました Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's 発言しました to be present. 発言しました Steiner Fine. We'll go there. 発言しました Hitler My furher, あなた shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing...

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Hitler plays the World's Hardest Game

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are あなた going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner 発言しました I can find it on a couple different web sites. 発言しました Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are あなた sure あなた wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard または not. 発言しました Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to あなた playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! 発言しました Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! 発言しました Hitler This 音楽 is so obnixious. said...

Hitler, Stalin and others are trapped in a walk-in freezer

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We're trapped in a walk-in freezer. 発言しました Gunsche Oh are we? I hadn't noticed. Of course we are! Fegelein must of have trapped us in here. 発言しました Hitler My fuhrer, my head is freezing. 発言しました Jodl Damnit Jodl! Then put a hat on! yelled Hitler I forgot to bring one. 発言しました Jodl Of all the ridiculous requests I have to deal with, making sure あなた have a hat to wear has to be one of them! 発言しました Hitler I could of have grabbed one off the hat rack on my way out this morning. 発言しました Jodl And あなた should of! This is why none of あなた come prepared for these kind of situations! 発言しました Hitler Let's not get upset and...