Hey, *****! Your name is *****, right? I hope so. Rhino can get a little mixed up with names. Anyway. Wait... let me back up. Okay, what happened was Rhino was hanging out on the Internet several weeks ago. (Mittens says that he hacked Penny's mom's フェイスブック account.) At some point, on フェイスブック he discovered that you're apparently my biggest ファン in the entire world. That's really cool. I mean, I didn't know that I had fans. Well, anyway, Rhino 発言しました that your name is *****. (That's a nice name.) We (or, really, Rhino) monitored あなた for a while, and along the way found your drawings of me on...
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