Damn, this took some kicking and screaming. I 愛 my ディズニー characters, and to just choose 10... Well, I think I narrowed it down.
I can't wait to finally sit back and look at this so I can appreciate those characters I 愛 the most for what they really are - my personal best. For me, ディズニー really doesn't get much better than the 10 characters あなた see below. And that's saying something. That's saying A LOT.
Anyway, yes, I swear. I don't give a shit that I swear either.
On with the countdown!


Before I start, I just have to give these three a mention:
#13: Kuzco - The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
#12: シャルロット, シャーロット - The Princess and The Frog (2009)
#11: Basil - The Great マウス Detective (1986)
It really pains me to leave them out!











10) Hades - Hercules (1997)

Ah, Hades. Hades, Hades, Hades... I FUCKING ADORE HADES.
He's blue, he's badass, he's got 火災, 火 for hair. What else could あなた want? He's witty, sleazy and he always performs his end of the deal. あなた hear that, Herc? At least SOMEONE knows the importance of their word.
I mean, he's a fucking GOD. Not only that, but he's just about the coolest God there is - he's the God of the Underworld. He has a three-headed ginormous pet dog and a skeleton that ferries him around on his sea of souls. That's just fucking AMAZING.
Not to mention, he's got such a great ol' load of dimension to his character. He never gets boring または dull to watch, no matter how old あなた get または how many times あなた watch it. Even my Grandma loves Hades. And my Grandma is so negative about ディズニー films, it's unbelievable. But Hades is just one of those guys. Everyone loves Hades for some reason または another, and I 愛 him enough to give him that shining number 10 spot.






9) Judge Claude Frollo - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

Best villain, best villain song, best ディズニー film...
Is there anything Frollo hasn't got? I can tell あなた one thing he has got and he wants to get rid of. Starts with v. Thiiiink about it.
Anyway, Frollo is too cool for words. He's evil. A real bad-to-the-bone guy. I mean, he commits genocide every 日 and blames his sins on religion. He lusts after women and burns them at the stake if they won't have him. Goddamn, this guy needs a chill pill. But that's why we 愛 him! He's quirky (well, at least his hat is) and he's voiced によって the wonderful Tony カケス, ジェイ (RIP - can't believe it's been 4 years already!) AND he's a very twisted character. It's so fun to see him squirm and pushed to his on film. That's probably what makes him so great. He's even cool when he gets insane and homicidal. But then again, most people's characters do improve at this point. Just look at Scream - Billy was just a greasy slimebag until he became cool, psychotic and slightly sexy.
Anyway, Hellfire is one of the best ディズニー songs ever. If あなた ever need a quick lol, type "Hellfire in 5 seconds" into YouTube. I lol'd so freakin' hard, because it's true.
To be blunt, as always, I 愛 Frollo. <3






8) ムーラン - ムーラン (1998)

あなた really know how serious this 一覧 is when あなた see a character I 愛 and cherish this far down.
ムーラン is just amazing. She's clumsy, awkward and funny as well. She's a real kick in the balls to men and I just 愛 that. あなた go, girl. あなた 表示する them that あなた can climb up a pole and throw an arrow. あなた throw that ARROW/アロー for women everywhere! あなた could also save China later, but that's not what we're here for. We're here to see what あなた can do with that pole. ...Say hello to the TWSS moment, everyone. あなた just passed it.
Anyway, ムーラン is beautiful and fun and just so lovable. She's impossible to hate and despite her tons of fans, she's still underrated. WHERE IS HER MERCHANDISE, DISNEY? WHEREEEEE?






7) Phoebus - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

This poor guy usually gets overlooked, but good lord is he funny!
Phoebus is sexy, witty, bitchy, smart, strategic and ballsy. Sounds sort of like a 説明 of some of my favourite heroines, but あなた know how it is. Birds of a feather flock together!
First off, as I've never really talked about Phoebus before, we'll mention his looks. Phoebus is fucking hot. He could captain my guard any day. Mmmmm. He's got that cute blonde hairstyle, the sexy little goatee and the manly macho body. Oooh, baby. As a girl I know would say, "that's orgasm personified!".
Secondly, Phoebus' personality. He has a ton of it, and every single inch just oozes wit. Right from when we first see him, he's just dripping witty lines onto the floor and making a puddle. He only ever speaks to say something smothered in that wonderful, beautiful wit. Unless he's angry, または making a speech destined for someone else... DAMN YOU, PHOEBUS. DAMN あなた FOR STEALING SOME OF HIS SCREENTIME!
Thirdly, there's his voice. I will not repeat this girl I know's stance on voices. I'll save that one for later. Ok, fine, TWSS.






6) Megara - Hercules (1997)

I 愛 MEG.
She's witty, stunning, slightly bitchy, sassy and amazing beyond belief. The クイーン of Wit is here and she's here to stay!
So many things about Meg are just too cool for words. She has purple eyes for God's sake. PURPLE. There's only one other character with purple eyes, and he's still to come.
Now I mention it, Meg is rather purple. Purple's my favourite colour, y'know. あなた never would have guessed, would you?
Anyway, let's just get this over and done with. I think I've talked about Meg enough in other articles. I just looooove her! <3






5) Doctor Facilier - The Princess and The Frog (2009)

A lot of people don't like my dear Faci, but I 愛 him.
He's hot (don't dispute this - he is), he has an amazing voice, he ties with Frollo as the best ディズニー villain (honestly, I could never choose between them) and he's one of the best dressed ディズニー characters I've ever seen. Facilier has style. He makes New Orleans shake so far into their boots that they dare not utter his name... He's just the Shadowman. With an introduction like that, you're expecting a lot. And boy does this guy もっと見る than deliver!
His hair, his clothes, his face. They all ooze this sexy sophisticated edge. He's cool and he dances like no-one else. Damn, does this guy even have bones? He sure does have the coolest shadow ever (so suck on that, Peter Pan) and he messes with voodoo. Voodoo is like, as cool as it gets. Well, maybe not, but it's still cool. All those mystical things and those little charms... Everyone knows something about voodoo, and everyone has to agree - that's some cool shit. I mean, they even have freakin' zombies. Facilier has shadows. They're faster, slinkier, cooler, funnier... Just like Faci himself.






4) Mushu - ムーラン (1998)

I always have done and I always will 愛 Mushu. He's hilarious and I 愛 his personality! I couldn't imagine anyone else voicing him except the undisputably amazing Eddie Murphy. No-one else could pull off something this epic win.
In fact, Mushu is just one big case of epic win that cannot be contained in mere words. The only reason he's slinking at fourth is that the 上, ページのトップへ 3 are the messiahs of ディズニー that I worship with joy and pleasure.






3) Esmeralda - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

I told あなた she wasn't my favourite, but she used to be.
Esmeralda just oozes epic win. She's the tin that spreads the epic win around. She has to dish it out because she's just creating the stuff.
She dances and sings like a siren, a comparison that I'm sure Frollo would agree with. She looks like some sort of freakin' Goddess. Her hair is so messy and "fuck it" but yet so dazzlingly perfect. In the final battle when Frollo's about to kill her and her hair is billowing in the wind.. IT STILL LOOKS GODDAMN AMAZING. What is this witchcraft?! As if that isn't enough, her face is just beautiful to behold with her large green eyes and seductive smile... But the real jewel is her body. Her curves are just amazing. Her boobs are epic win and her waist - HER HIPS! Her thighs... Oh my! It's all beautifully held into place によって her dazzling outfits. Her gypsy outfit is so memorable and out there, but it's that red スパンデックス that really quickens the heartbeats. It clutches her body and holds it into place so nicely. No wonder Frollo had an obvious boner.
Despite all this stuff, ディズニー then decided they'd go one step further and give her a killer personality of spunk, wit, compassion, kindness and fiesty rage. Honestly Disney, how epic win can あなた make this girl? Oh that's right, あなた then place her in the best movie of all time, give her one of the best songs of all time, place her in the best couple of all time with one of the best men of all time and let her live in just about the coolest place of all time. GODDAMNIT, THIS GIRL IS JUST SO AMAZING THAT I CAN'T 愛 HER ENOUGH!






2) Naveen

Oh, NAVEEN, あなた sexy 大きな塊, ハンク of man! <3
He's hot, he's cool, he's funny beyond reason... This guy just makes me go so squee and weak at the knees.
It's time for the line: "This voice gets a open-legged approval from me!"
...No, really, she actually says that. Good thing it's true though! The cinema must have had some real trouble with the whole audience jizzing simultaneously as soon as this guy opened his mouth. It only helps that he is the sexiest ディズニー guy ever. His face, his hair, his body, his charm. YES, NAVEEN. I WOULD BEG FOR MORE. And I don't mean just the kisses. ;)
Erm, yes, anyway, he's so funny! ジーザス Christ! His arguments with Tiana just make me lol my face off to the extreme. He's an amazing human and an amazing frog.
PLUS, I'VE MET HIM AT FUCKING DISNEYLAND PARIS. AND HE 発言しました ACHIDANZA TO ME. AHHHHHH! AND I HAVE A FROG!NAVEEN CUDDLY TOY! AHHHHHHH! OMG, I 愛 NAVEEN!

...Obsessed? No, of course I'm not obsessed, don't be silly.
あなた wanna see obsession? It's time for the best character of all time. Fuck ディズニー for a 秒 - this is the epitome of awesome. It's the one and only...






1) Clopin - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

CLOPIN. YES, CLOPIN. MR EPIC WIN IN A TIN HIMSELF.
The man too epic for actual words that they had to invent one for him: CLOPINTASTIC. That's what this guy is, pure and simple. He's just an evolution of epic win that can only be explained with himself... Which makes no sense, which is awesome!
I just realised that I've never actually gone through why I 愛 Clopin so much. So it's "ARGH! MICHELLE'S A FUCKING INSANE OBSESSIVE PERSON!" time! Yay!
Clopin is witty, fun, silly, outrageous, cute, sexy, hot, PURPLE, insane and unbelievably epic. He holds his own puppet show, goddamnit. He sings... *counts on fingers*... 4 epic win songs. Out of 9 epic win songs. He wears purple! He dances like some ninja on heavy drugs and sugar. His voice is just beautiful! Paul Kandel <333
He's so... He's so... He's just so CLOPINTASTIC, DAMNIT. Can あなた explain something this amazing? No, we've already gone over this. あなた see, this is the world. And this is the realm of epic that sits above the world. If あなた go up to the 上, ページのトップへ floor of epic, you're still not even halfway to Clopin. He deserves to be worshipped. Care to start a religion, mes amis? They started one for Kurt Cobain, didn't they?
Anyway, I don't really think it's possible to sum this up. I 愛 Clopin so much that mere mention of him brings up that squee feeling in my chest. あなた know exactly what feeling I mean.











That's your lot. Be done with it. Care for some Clopin fanart? I've drawn... a lot. To say the least.