1. あなた have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. あなた have him as your lock screen and ホーム screen.
3. あなた go to Google, click 画像 and type "Bowieporn" in the 検索 box.
4. あなた imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. あなた really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. あなた can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs あなた know how to play on the ギター are Bowie songs.
8. あなた dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. あなた ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy 愛 scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend あなた make...
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