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After staring at a laminate テレビ in the dark, I start to get sleepy. My eyes droop and the feeling of my body in unconsciousness starts to take its toll. Like a trance with my brain buzzing and my mouth hanging slightly open.

I remember that my brother, Claudio, lies on his side diagonally from the television. A marathon of True Blood is on and I had sworn to catch up on the story. Being that the clock strikes 2 in the morning, my body caves in. My eyes flutter closed. Calmly, my head lies against the couch. Soundly, my ハート, 心 beats to the pendulum inside the father clock. Breathing, so...
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LJ: hello bozos! *almost throws-up*

EJ: sorry guys, he is extremely drunk

LJ: I may be drunk, but i'm way better killers tha- *falls down stairs*

Lucius: classic

Slender: what the hell happened to you!

Lucius: well at least he doesn't look like The Joker and Barney got stuck in a blender...

Jeff: hey!

LJ: I ロスト my job in the SOK

Slender: あなた worked for the SOK?!

LJ: could あなた blame me? I wasn't working for あなた any もっと見る so I decided to work for Lumar

Slender: we will talk about this later, could we stay?

LJ: why the hell not? I have nothing else to loose...

Lucius: こんにちは Masky, why are あなた being so quiet?

Masky: *shrugs*

I intentionally made him quiet for that joke :D
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*meanwhile*

Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"

Clockwork: please kill me...

Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl

Clockwork: screw you...

Masky: guys!

Porter: what?

Masky: we have company!

*woosh*

Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!

Swain: since when were あなた the leader?

SkinTaker: he does have a point...

Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this

Swain: yea... あなた are not going to doge this...

Trevor: *sigh*

Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
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Socialite: hello there!

???: who are you?

Socialite: well... Many people call me the Socialite, but あなた can call me Johnny

???: why do they call あなた that?

Socialite: umm...

*Woosh*

Socialite: I'll slit him if あなた hold him down

Kage: sure!

*Woosh*

Socialite: no real reason...

Nick: my name is nick

Socialite: well nick, do あなた want to be friends?

Nick: I barely know あなた *walks away*

Socialite: dam*it

*later*

2Spooky: how did it go?

Socialite: what do あなた think?

2Spooky: I think of cows most of the time

Socialite: ugh...
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ToTheArk: Caller got me...

Porter: we have to get あなた out of here!

ToTheArk: nah... my time has ran out...

Porter: wow... あなた are really optimistic about this...

ToTheArk: no... its just the venom...

Porter: oh

ToTheArk: あなた guys go... I will NOT go out without a fight

Porter: Clockwork! hold my hand!

Clockwork: I barley know you...

Porter: not like that! I'm going to teleport us out of here!

Clockwork: oh... *holds Porter's hand*

Porter: ok... think of someplace that Zalgo will never find us...

ToTheArk: Oregon!

Porter: thats a great id- *teleports*

Trevor: *walks in* nice fake death...

ToTheArk: thanks... but Caller did actually get pissed at me

Caller: I am not a ripoff!

Boots: ... (yes あなた are)
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Slender: oh my god...

Lucius: こんにちは guys! i'm home! with another fuc*ing captive!

Porter: sit her on the couch! あなた need to see this!

Slender: *hands letter to Lucius*

d3AR mR, sL3NDER.

dU3 t0 oRD3RS bY l0RD zALG0 i hAV3 tAK3N y0UR pR0XY tiCCi t0BY aND y0UR bR0TH3R sPL3ND0RMAN, s00N i wiLL tAK3 m0R3 0F yOUR fRI3NDS uNTiLL iT wiLL b3 jUST y0U. aL0N3 liK3 wH3N y0U l3FT m3 t0 di3? i h0P3 tHAT tH3R3 iS n0 hARD f33LiNGS. y0U w3R3 tH3 m0ST ciViL bACK tH3N,

siNC3R3LY. cRYPT

Lucius: who is cRYPT?

Slender: an old Friend of mine...