one 日 i was sleeping over at my フレンズ house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if あなた include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he 発言しました " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello あなた have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need あなた to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: あなた and I both know あなた don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little もっと見る specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little もっと見る Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello あなた have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need あなた to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: あなた and I both know あなた don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little もっと見る specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little もっと見る Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We 移動する once the purge starts
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get あなた some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get あなた some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Zalgo: where the hell is ShadowLurker!? I need my anger pills!
SL: i'm home!
Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE あなた BEEN!?
SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!
Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
SL: sir, take your pills
Zalgo: *takes pills*
SL: feel better?
Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?
SL: Jacky and Itzy
Zalgo: go get them...
SL: yes sir *teleports*
Zalgo: *sighs*
*ring ring*
Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?
Observer: we got BEN
RED: when do we get to kill him!
Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave
Zalgo: i'll be right there
SL: i'm home!
Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE あなた BEEN!?
SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!
Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
SL: sir, take your pills
Zalgo: *takes pills*
SL: feel better?
Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?
SL: Jacky and Itzy
Zalgo: go get them...
SL: yes sir *teleports*
Zalgo: *sighs*
*ring ring*
Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?
Observer: we got BEN
RED: when do we get to kill him!
Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave
Zalgo: i'll be right there
*2 weeks later*
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because あなた don't trust me doesn't mean あなた have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did あなた learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army または supporters of it
Johhny: and if あなた let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because あなた don't trust me doesn't mean あなた have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did あなた learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army または supporters of it
Johhny: and if あなた let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
????: hello my dear
???: *screaming*
???: あなた are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do あなた feel any guilt?
????: every single 日 I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did あなた kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: あなた are crazy!
????: well thank あなた captain obvious!... now if あなた excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait あなた can't, あなた are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: あなた are in better place Mr. snuggles...
???: *screaming*
???: あなた are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do あなた feel any guilt?
????: every single 日 I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did あなた kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: あなた are crazy!
????: well thank あなた captain obvious!... now if あなた excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait あなた can't, あなた are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: あなた are in better place Mr. snuggles...
Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did あなた get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why あなた are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like あなた to rejoin, あなた are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if あなた don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did あなた get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why あなた are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like あなた to rejoin, あなた are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if あなた don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Slender: where the hell are those two...
Lucius: back!
Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!
LJ: Johnny!?
Jeff: あなた know this guy!?
LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...
Johnny: あなた WORK FOR ZALG-
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo
Johnny: LIES!
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
Johnny: STO-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: HEY-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: ok i'll stop
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: I 発言しました I WOULD STOP!
Lucius: oops... sorry...
Johnny: あなた better be!
Lucius: back!
Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!
LJ: Johnny!?
Jeff: あなた know this guy!?
LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...
Johnny: あなた WORK FOR ZALG-
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo
Johnny: LIES!
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
Johnny: STO-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: HEY-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: ok i'll stop
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: I 発言しました I WOULD STOP!
Lucius: oops... sorry...
Johnny: あなた better be!
Guard: あなた have a visitor Lecter
Lecter: ...
Guard: あなた talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... あなた are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may あなた open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Lecter: ...
Guard: あなた talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... あなた are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may あなた open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*meanwhile*
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV 表示する swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would あなた like some もっと見る tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would あなた like some もっと見る tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV 表示する swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would あなた like some もっと見る tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would あなた like some もっと見る tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Zalgo: hmmmm...
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Slender: what the hell happened to my house!?
Me: sorry, we need the ratings man!
Slender: *sigh*
ToTheArk: i'm out! REGARDS!
Slender: what is happening Masky!?
Masky: everybody is taking sides!
Slender: observer...
Lucius: *carrying Jeff*
Slender: where is the Observer?
Lucius: he is in the dining hall!
Slender: Lucius, come with me!
Lucius: *drops Jeff*
Jeff: ow...
Slender: OBSERVER!
Observer: hello my friend
Slender: WHY ARE あなた DOING THIS!
Lucius: he thinks あなた are a absent faced jack*ss
Slender: ...
Observer: heh heh... shi*
Me: sorry, we need the ratings man!
Slender: *sigh*
ToTheArk: i'm out! REGARDS!
Slender: what is happening Masky!?
Masky: everybody is taking sides!
Slender: observer...
Lucius: *carrying Jeff*
Slender: where is the Observer?
Lucius: he is in the dining hall!
Slender: Lucius, come with me!
Lucius: *drops Jeff*
Jeff: ow...
Slender: OBSERVER!
Observer: hello my friend
Slender: WHY ARE あなた DOING THIS!
Lucius: he thinks あなた are a absent faced jack*ss
Slender: ...
Observer: heh heh... shi*
Slender: Observer, あなた are in charge
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for あなた sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: あなた are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for あなた sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: あなた are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
