one 日 i was sleeping over at my フレンズ house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if あなた include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he 発言しました " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello あなた have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need あなた to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: あなた and I both know あなた don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little もっと見る specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little もっと見る Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello あなた have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need あなた to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: あなた and I both know あなた don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little もっと見る specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little もっと見る Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
*2 weeks later*
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because あなた don't trust me doesn't mean あなた have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did あなた learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army または supporters of it
Johhny: and if あなた let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because あなた don't trust me doesn't mean あなた have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did あなた learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army または supporters of it
Johhny: and if あなた let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
????: hello my dear
???: *screaming*
???: あなた are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do あなた feel any guilt?
????: every single 日 I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did あなた kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: あなた are crazy!
????: well thank あなた captain obvious!... now if あなた excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait あなた can't, あなた are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: あなた are in better place Mr. snuggles...
???: *screaming*
???: あなた are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do あなた feel any guilt?
????: every single 日 I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did あなた kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: あなた are crazy!
????: well thank あなた captain obvious!... now if あなた excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait あなた can't, あなた are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: あなた are in better place Mr. snuggles...
Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did あなた get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why あなた are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like あなた to rejoin, あなた are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if あなた don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did あなた get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why あなた are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like あなた to rejoin, あなた are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if あなた don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Guard: あなた have a visitor Lecter
Lecter: ...
Guard: あなた talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... あなた are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may あなた open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Lecter: ...
Guard: あなた talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... あなた are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may あなた open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*meanwhile*
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV 表示する swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would あなた like some もっと見る tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would あなた like some もっと見る tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV 表示する swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would あなた like some もっと見る tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would あなた like some もっと見る tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Zalgo: hmmmm...
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Slender: Observer, あなた are in charge
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for あなた sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: あなた are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for あなた sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: あなた are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took あなた so long?
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY あなた - wait, did あなた say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the アンダーワールド for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't あなた have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY あなた - wait, did あなた say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the アンダーワールド for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't あなた have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
Porter: こんにちは guys *hanging from foot on tree*
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, こんにちは HOW DID あなた NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well あなた were to busy chasing sonic あなた didn't listen to me when I 発言しました I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: あなた don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell あなた later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, こんにちは HOW DID あなた NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well あなた were to busy chasing sonic あなた didn't listen to me when I 発言しました I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: あなた don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell あなた later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
