So, my daughter just got her license, so drop to your knees and thank the good lord あなた live here and not where we live. She is without a doubt the worst driver in the world. We were driving there was a guy stopped in front of us and I'm like "He stopped, he stopped, HE STOPPED!" And then she goes "Well i can see that." and I'm all like ,oh my god she's her MOTHER! After that i am convinced that we need a teenage driving lane on the road. And it's just lined with mattresses and tires. And now she's at the age where she's talking on the phone, and she's online with her friends, little boys are starting to call the house. We had a little boy call the house at 2 in the morning. And i ロスト it, because I'm asleep in la-la land in the mountains, and i hear a phone ringing. And I'm all like who's got a phone in the mountains. Then i realize it was my phone and I'm already a little pissed off, so I'm like WHAT?! And the little boys goes, "Uhhh, is Emily there? And I'm like duude, if あなた have a brain in your skull あなた will hang this phone up right now *Hangs up violently* And my wife is all like "Honey you've got to be nicer." And i'm like no... nice stops at midnight... She asked what i would do when little boys start coming to the house, and i 発言しました oh, i'ma tell あなた what I'm gonna do. I'm going to pull him in close so only him and me can hear the conversation, and I'm gonna say, boy look at me, あなた see that little girl? That's my only little girl, she's my life. So if あなた have any thoughts of hugging または kissing, あなた remember these words.... I've got no problem going back to prison....