Lois: Okay, Commando, I don’t get you. Half the time, you’re all meek “Yes, Ma” and “Yes, Pa”, and the other half, あなた are the most overconfident guy I’ve ever met.
Clark: It doesn’t happen to あなた much, does it? Not being able to peg someone right away?
Lois: Oh, get over yourself. あなた are not that complicated.
Lois: Nothing like a little North によって Northwest action to get the blood pumping, huh?
Clark: [Embarrassed.] Um… we usually take turns in the bathroom.
Lois: Oh, don’t start with me, Smallville. You’re the one taking the marathon shower. [Pulling a brush through her hair.] Besides, my delicate feminine sensibilities weren’t offended the first time I got a glimpse of, uh, Clark Junior.
Lois: I don’t understand what the big deal is here. We just took a shower.
Clark: [Emphasizing the plural.] Showers. We took separate showers.
Lois: Your non-verbals are killing me, and this seems like it’s a family matter, so… I’m just gonna get out of the way.
Clark: You’re back from Paris. あなた must’ve found what あなた were looking for.
Lois: [Cutting in.] I’ll say! Who wouldn’t want a hot summer fling in the most romantic city on Earth?
Lana glances at Lois then at Clark, embarrassed. Clark looks at Lana questioningly.
Lana: [To Clark.] I was going to tell you.
Clark: [Hurt.] It’s okay.
Lois looks at them both, catching on.
Lois: Really? あなた two?
Clark: We never…
Lana: Not really.
Clark: …had a thing.
Lana: It’s complicated.
Lois: [She has heard enough.] A complicated thing. Never mind.
Lois: The awkward tension’s just getting started. I really crashed and burned on that one.
Clark: Must be a daily ritual for you.
Lois: Only when I’m barreling into a train wreck.
Lois: Wow, she didn’t take any prisoners, did she? [Clark doesn't understand.] Lana? Cute, smart, gutsy… and way too much for あなた to handle. I can see why you’re in 愛 with her.
Clark: [Turning to look at Lois.] I just don’t understand how あなた could feel like あなた know someone so completely, like あなた know everything about them, and then just all of a sudden…
Lois: あなた don’t even know what continent they’re on.
Clark: [Frustrated.] Do あなた always have to finish people’s thoughts?
Lois: Well, am I right?
Clark: Considering your father has a yard full of tanks out there, I don’t think あなた should be in his office rifling through his files.
Lois: That didn’t seem to slow あなた down any. I gotta say I’m impressed, Smallville, that あなた could sneak on a military base undetected.
Lois: Chloe always told me this town was weird. I don’t know how あなた ever survived without me.
Lana: あなた and Lois.
Clark: Lois?
Clark: She’s bossy. She’s stuck up, she’s rude. I can’t stand her.
Lana: The best ones always start that way.
Clark: It doesn’t happen to あなた much, does it? Not being able to peg someone right away?
Lois: Oh, get over yourself. あなた are not that complicated.
Lois: Nothing like a little North によって Northwest action to get the blood pumping, huh?
Clark: [Embarrassed.] Um… we usually take turns in the bathroom.
Lois: Oh, don’t start with me, Smallville. You’re the one taking the marathon shower. [Pulling a brush through her hair.] Besides, my delicate feminine sensibilities weren’t offended the first time I got a glimpse of, uh, Clark Junior.
Lois: I don’t understand what the big deal is here. We just took a shower.
Clark: [Emphasizing the plural.] Showers. We took separate showers.
Lois: Your non-verbals are killing me, and this seems like it’s a family matter, so… I’m just gonna get out of the way.
Clark: You’re back from Paris. あなた must’ve found what あなた were looking for.
Lois: [Cutting in.] I’ll say! Who wouldn’t want a hot summer fling in the most romantic city on Earth?
Lana glances at Lois then at Clark, embarrassed. Clark looks at Lana questioningly.
Lana: [To Clark.] I was going to tell you.
Clark: [Hurt.] It’s okay.
Lois looks at them both, catching on.
Lois: Really? あなた two?
Clark: We never…
Lana: Not really.
Clark: …had a thing.
Lana: It’s complicated.
Lois: [She has heard enough.] A complicated thing. Never mind.
Lois: The awkward tension’s just getting started. I really crashed and burned on that one.
Clark: Must be a daily ritual for you.
Lois: Only when I’m barreling into a train wreck.
Lois: Wow, she didn’t take any prisoners, did she? [Clark doesn't understand.] Lana? Cute, smart, gutsy… and way too much for あなた to handle. I can see why you’re in 愛 with her.
Clark: [Turning to look at Lois.] I just don’t understand how あなた could feel like あなた know someone so completely, like あなた know everything about them, and then just all of a sudden…
Lois: あなた don’t even know what continent they’re on.
Clark: [Frustrated.] Do あなた always have to finish people’s thoughts?
Lois: Well, am I right?
Clark: Considering your father has a yard full of tanks out there, I don’t think あなた should be in his office rifling through his files.
Lois: That didn’t seem to slow あなた down any. I gotta say I’m impressed, Smallville, that あなた could sneak on a military base undetected.
Lois: Chloe always told me this town was weird. I don’t know how あなた ever survived without me.
Lana: あなた and Lois.
Clark: Lois?
Clark: She’s bossy. She’s stuck up, she’s rude. I can’t stand her.
Lana: The best ones always start that way.
