クリスマス is a wonderful time of the year, all the presents, decorations, etc. Remember, though, クリスマス can also be hectic and stressful. Here's just a few tips on how to survive the クリスマス season.
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If あなた are dragged to a neighbor's house for a クリスマス party, don't drink the エッグノッグ if あなた plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking クリスマス dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their お気に入り restaurants または stores, and ラップ it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's クッキー until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust あなた again.
6. When あなた stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. イヌ and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If あなた are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the キッチン while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If あなた want to bring your イヌ to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as 食 will be laying around, PUT THE イヌ IN THEIR CRATES, または PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If あなた are dragged to a neighbor's house for a クリスマス party, don't drink the エッグノッグ if あなた plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking クリスマス dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their お気に入り restaurants または stores, and ラップ it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's クッキー until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust あなた again.
6. When あなた stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. イヌ and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If あなた are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the キッチン while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If あなた want to bring your イヌ to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as 食 will be laying around, PUT THE イヌ IN THEIR CRATES, または PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
