Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a 日付 night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God 発言しました that あなた were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) あなた must be a fisher of men, 'coz あなた just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) あなた float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) あなた are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a ビーチ mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough パン and 魚 for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that あなた sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around あなた to make あなた fall for me?
14) あなた put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was 読書 in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God 発言しました that あなた were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) あなた must be a fisher of men, 'coz あなた just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) あなた float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) あなた are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a ビーチ mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough パン and 魚 for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that あなた sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around あなた to make あなた fall for me?
14) あなた put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was 読書 in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
A four 年 old girl was at the pediatricians office for a check up. As the doctor looked into her ears with an otoscope, he asked,"Do あなた think ill find Big Bird in there?"The little girl stayed silent.Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked,"Do あなた think i'll find the cookie monster down there?" Again the girl was silent.Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her ハート, 心 beat , he asked,"Do あなた think ill hear Barney in here?" "Oh no!"the little girl replied."Jesus is in my heart. Barney is on my underpants."
