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ElsaFrozen said:
Get an abortion (Yes, Christians are the number-one customers!) Not abstain from the appearance of evil (Christians don’t like Goodfellas または the Sopranos?) Accuse others (Christians are always accusing others, just look at the right wing) Not acknowledge iniquity (By being anti-gay, they’re breaking this!) Commit adultery (50% of all marriages ending in divorce says somebody’s cheatin’) Look at a woman with lust (Umm, ビール ads? Sports Illustrated Swimsuit? Hello!) Be afraid of people (So, Christians don’t fear robbers または rapists?) Have unjustified anger (Nobody’s ever been in a bad mood, huh?) Be angry with your brother (Yeah, brothers never fight!) Be anxious (Well, explain the shrinks and billion-dollar Xanax industry) Argue (Seriously? Arguing is a sin against God! Name the person who doesn’t sin) Arrogance (Hey, just believing your religion is the right one is arrogant) Be ashamed (We’re getting into “LOL” territory here, but anyway…) Commit assault (It’s not just atheists filling those court dockets!) Believe 占星術 (Again, it’s not atheists buying those horoscopes) Babble vainly (Any cocksure “I’m the best” stuff qualifies) Back-bite (Ever speak behind someone’s back? Sinner!) Baptized before accepting ジーザス (Every baptized baby ever…sinners all!) Bitterness (Yes, if you’re upset over something, あなた have sinned against God) Not bless those who curse あなた (If あなた get a FU from someone, あなた sin unless あなた say thanks) Not bless persecutors (If あなた get falsely accused of something, again, あなた must say thanks) Eat blood (Do あなた like rare steaks? Well, the bad news is you’re going to hell) Boasting (Oh, あなた want to 表示する off your collection? Try it in hell, buddy!) Judge (If あなた form opinions about someone, good または bad, あなた have sinned) Not feed the hungry (If あなた don’t voluntarily feed the hungry, あなた are sinning) Not shelter the homeless (If あなた don’t invite homeless into your home, あなた are sinning) Not visiting prisoners (If あなた don’t visit inmates, あなた are sinning) Not receive sick children (If あなた don’t take in sick children, あなた are sinning) Touch! (That’s right, Scooter. If あなた even so much as touch God’s servants, あなた have sinned) Be a busybody (Not really sure what this means, but if you’re active, you’re a sinner) Be carnal (You like to be horny and have good sex? See how あなた like hell, mister!) Not have charity (If you’re not giving to charity, you’re a sinner) Not spank a disobedient child (You read that right; あなた are supposed to beat unruly children, and to not do so is a sin against God!)
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