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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 38
Nothing But The Truth
February 25, 1954
The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.
Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins. Will the offensive side please stand.
Gordon & Coffee Creme: *Standing up*
Judge: Gordon Suite. Do あなた swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Gordon: Yes your honor.
Judge: The same goes to あなた Coffee Creme. Do あなた swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Coffee Creme: Oui.
Judge: Excuse me?
Coffee Creme: That was french for yes. I'm french.
Judge: And now for the defendant.
Hawkeye: *Stands up*
Judge: Pierce Hawkins. Do あなた swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Judge: Alright. This court is now in session. The offense may speak.
Gordon: It was February 20, 1954. At precisely 8:00 AM this happened.
Cheyenne Wyoming Train station.
February 20, 1954
Pete: Gordon, I'm going on a vacation, and I want あなた to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Yes sir.
Pete: Follow the orders on the wall, and everything will be good.
Gordon: Sure thing.
February 25, 1954
Judge: あなた never did do what your boss Pete Reimer told あなた to do, did you?
Gordon: Oh I did. Nopony listened to me.
20 分 later
Judge: Did あなた like having Gordon be your boss?
Stylo: No I did not.
Judge: Why not?
Stylo: Because he was rude, arrogant, and very careless.
Judge: What made him all three of those things he said?
Stylo: Gordon did the opposite of what he was supposed to do, and tried to make us work like slaves.
Judge: That will be all Stylo. あなた may step down.
Stylo: Thank you.
After Stylo gave his testimony, it was Gordon's turn to speak in court.
Judge: Now, tell us exactly what happened on the morning of February 20, 1954.
Gordon: I was telling everypony what to do.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are あなた going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat あなた up for it! *Pushes Gordon onto ground, and kicks him*
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954
Judge: Pierce, did any of that really happen?
Hawkeye: Well, I will admit there were some facts in what Gordon said. It did take place in February 20, 1954, and we were in Cheyenne. Other then that, it was pure fiction. The real truth was this.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Keep working now!
Jeff: We already finished our work.
Gordon: Oh, well take the tracks apart, and fix them again!
Hawkeye: Gordon, the point of being in charge is to make sure everypony does their work. You're making them ruin their work, and do it over.
Gordon: It was ruined once they started.
Hawkeye: It was ruined when あなた were put in charge.
Gordon: I am a great leader!
Hawkeye: Yeah, if we were all pissed off, and overweight like you.
Gordon: Take that back! *Tries to パンチ Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Ducks*
Stylo: Hey, what's going on?
Gordon: Pierce is disobeying orders.
Stylo: And who wouldn't? Your orders are very pointless, and requires a lot of stupidity to understand.
Gordon: あなた can go quit if あなた don't like it here.
Stylo: Nah, I wanna work.
Gordon: Well あなた will not do your job. If あなた try to do what you're supposed to do, あなた will be fired.
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954.
Judge: He did all that?
Hawkeye: It's sad, but true.
Judge: Thank you. Coffee Creme, please tell us your side of the story.
Coffee Creme: Gordon was doing his job, and he was doing very well.
Pete: Objection.
Hawkeye: Thank goodness, another ポニー on the good side.
Pete: I had Coffee Creme go all the way to St. Foalis before putting Gordon in charge. She was nowhere near Cheyenne when I left.
Judge: Is that true Coffee Creme?
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* Yes.
Judge: This court will now be in recess for half an hour.
Hawkeye: How am I doing?
Pete: Good. Just keep it up. All we have to do now is hear Percy, and Jeff's side of the story.
Hawkeye: What about Orion?
Pete: あなた really want that nutjob to help?
Hawkeye: No, I was just asking.
Pete: Oh.
Jeff was soon sitting 次 to the judge.
Judge: It appears that everypony is saying あなた were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the 日 February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did あなた think of Gordon's actions when he told あなた to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: あなた can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if あなた will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset によって what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When あなた say surprised, do あなた mean like an angry kind of surprised, または just surprised?
Jeff: Just surprised. I don't get angry that much.
Judge: Thank あなた Jeffery. あなた may sit down now.
Jeff: *Goes back to Pete*
Judge: Up next, Percy.
Percy: *Goes to sit 次 to judge*
Judge: Percy, it seems that you, and Jeff are very good acquaintances.
Percy: That's correct. We do get along well together.
Judge: And on February 20, 1954, when あなた saw that Gordon was in charge, how did あなた feel?
Percy: ....
Judge: Percy, speak.
Percy: I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
Judge: That's alright, most of us are nervous too. Please answer my question.
Percy: When I saw Gordon in charge, I was very sad.
Judge: That will be all. The jury will arise.
Jury Ponies: We here find that Pierce Hawkins is not guilty.
Judge: Thank you. Pierce, あなた did nothing wrong. あなた were just disobeying pointless orders 与えられた to あなた によって an idiot. Case dismissed.
Gordon: I am not an idiot!
Judge: Watch it, または you'll be sent in jail for contempt of court.
Gordon: Sorry. *Leaves*
Later that 日 at the train station.
Pete: I knew あなた would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
But at the trainyard.
Gordon: I can't believe everypony in Equestria is against us.
Coffee Creme: We tried our best. Sooner または later, we'll get another attempt to attack.
Gordon: We aren't really gonna attack them, are we?
Coffee Creme: Of course not. *Kissing Gordon*
Gordon: Oh yeah. *Kissing Coffee Creme*
The End
On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails
The mafia strikes back.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 38
Nothing But The Truth
February 25, 1954
The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.
Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins. Will the offensive side please stand.
Gordon & Coffee Creme: *Standing up*
Judge: Gordon Suite. Do あなた swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Gordon: Yes your honor.
Judge: The same goes to あなた Coffee Creme. Do あなた swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Coffee Creme: Oui.
Judge: Excuse me?
Coffee Creme: That was french for yes. I'm french.
Judge: And now for the defendant.
Hawkeye: *Stands up*
Judge: Pierce Hawkins. Do あなた swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Judge: Alright. This court is now in session. The offense may speak.
Gordon: It was February 20, 1954. At precisely 8:00 AM this happened.
Cheyenne Wyoming Train station.
February 20, 1954
Pete: Gordon, I'm going on a vacation, and I want あなた to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Yes sir.
Pete: Follow the orders on the wall, and everything will be good.
Gordon: Sure thing.
February 25, 1954
Judge: あなた never did do what your boss Pete Reimer told あなた to do, did you?
Gordon: Oh I did. Nopony listened to me.
20 分 later
Judge: Did あなた like having Gordon be your boss?
Stylo: No I did not.
Judge: Why not?
Stylo: Because he was rude, arrogant, and very careless.
Judge: What made him all three of those things he said?
Stylo: Gordon did the opposite of what he was supposed to do, and tried to make us work like slaves.
Judge: That will be all Stylo. あなた may step down.
Stylo: Thank you.
After Stylo gave his testimony, it was Gordon's turn to speak in court.
Judge: Now, tell us exactly what happened on the morning of February 20, 1954.
Gordon: I was telling everypony what to do.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are あなた going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat あなた up for it! *Pushes Gordon onto ground, and kicks him*
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954
Judge: Pierce, did any of that really happen?
Hawkeye: Well, I will admit there were some facts in what Gordon said. It did take place in February 20, 1954, and we were in Cheyenne. Other then that, it was pure fiction. The real truth was this.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Keep working now!
Jeff: We already finished our work.
Gordon: Oh, well take the tracks apart, and fix them again!
Hawkeye: Gordon, the point of being in charge is to make sure everypony does their work. You're making them ruin their work, and do it over.
Gordon: It was ruined once they started.
Hawkeye: It was ruined when あなた were put in charge.
Gordon: I am a great leader!
Hawkeye: Yeah, if we were all pissed off, and overweight like you.
Gordon: Take that back! *Tries to パンチ Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Ducks*
Stylo: Hey, what's going on?
Gordon: Pierce is disobeying orders.
Stylo: And who wouldn't? Your orders are very pointless, and requires a lot of stupidity to understand.
Gordon: あなた can go quit if あなた don't like it here.
Stylo: Nah, I wanna work.
Gordon: Well あなた will not do your job. If あなた try to do what you're supposed to do, あなた will be fired.
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954.
Judge: He did all that?
Hawkeye: It's sad, but true.
Judge: Thank you. Coffee Creme, please tell us your side of the story.
Coffee Creme: Gordon was doing his job, and he was doing very well.
Pete: Objection.
Hawkeye: Thank goodness, another ポニー on the good side.
Pete: I had Coffee Creme go all the way to St. Foalis before putting Gordon in charge. She was nowhere near Cheyenne when I left.
Judge: Is that true Coffee Creme?
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* Yes.
Judge: This court will now be in recess for half an hour.
Hawkeye: How am I doing?
Pete: Good. Just keep it up. All we have to do now is hear Percy, and Jeff's side of the story.
Hawkeye: What about Orion?
Pete: あなた really want that nutjob to help?
Hawkeye: No, I was just asking.
Pete: Oh.
Jeff was soon sitting 次 to the judge.
Judge: It appears that everypony is saying あなた were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the 日 February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did あなた think of Gordon's actions when he told あなた to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: あなた can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if あなた will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset によって what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When あなた say surprised, do あなた mean like an angry kind of surprised, または just surprised?
Jeff: Just surprised. I don't get angry that much.
Judge: Thank あなた Jeffery. あなた may sit down now.
Jeff: *Goes back to Pete*
Judge: Up next, Percy.
Percy: *Goes to sit 次 to judge*
Judge: Percy, it seems that you, and Jeff are very good acquaintances.
Percy: That's correct. We do get along well together.
Judge: And on February 20, 1954, when あなた saw that Gordon was in charge, how did あなた feel?
Percy: ....
Judge: Percy, speak.
Percy: I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
Judge: That's alright, most of us are nervous too. Please answer my question.
Percy: When I saw Gordon in charge, I was very sad.
Judge: That will be all. The jury will arise.
Jury Ponies: We here find that Pierce Hawkins is not guilty.
Judge: Thank you. Pierce, あなた did nothing wrong. あなた were just disobeying pointless orders 与えられた to あなた によって an idiot. Case dismissed.
Gordon: I am not an idiot!
Judge: Watch it, または you'll be sent in jail for contempt of court.
Gordon: Sorry. *Leaves*
Later that 日 at the train station.
Pete: I knew あなた would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
But at the trainyard.
Gordon: I can't believe everypony in Equestria is against us.
Coffee Creme: We tried our best. Sooner または later, we'll get another attempt to attack.
Gordon: We aren't really gonna attack them, are we?
Coffee Creme: Of course not. *Kissing Gordon*
Gordon: Oh yeah. *Kissing Coffee Creme*
The End
On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails
The mafia strikes back.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
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