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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 32

Gordon Goes East

January 9, 1954

On many railroads, steam engines were being replaced によって diesels. This was called dieselization, and there were several railroads that were operating only diesel engines, but most railroads still had steam.

Gordon: *Seeing Bigboy pass with freight train* I can't wait to see all those Bigboys go.
Hawkeye: Aw, come on Gordon, あなた know damn well that no diesel will ever be as powerful as the Bigboy. It's the largest engine in the world, and powerful enough to pull a train five miles long.
Gordon: I don't care. It's still a steam engine, and it needs to be replaced.
Stylo: *Arrives* What's the matter now?
Hawkeye: Gordon thinks that all steam engines need to be scrapped.
Stylo: I kinda have to agree with him.
Hawkeye: What, why?
Stylo: Although diesels aren't as powerful as steam engines, they're faster, and もっと見る fuel efficent, but Gordon keeps being a dick about this whole situation, so that's why I'm thinking of sending him to work on the Norfoal & Western.
Gordon: Why that railroad?
Stylo: It's the only railroad in Equestria that doesn't have any diesels.
Gordon: Well, you're not sending me there, that's for sure.
Stylo: Oh yeah? Let's see what Pete has to say.
Pete: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Stylo: I did. Gordon wants to go to the Norfoal & Western.
Pete: He does? Okay, I'll make the appropriate arrangements, and no matter what あなた say, you're still going.
Gordon: I hate あなた all.

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Gordon got on an airplane, and was sent to Norfoal Virginia to work on the N&W

Gordon: *Looking for sign that says L*
Pony: *Holding L（デスノート） sign*
Gordon: *Sees sign* Ah, good. I'm Gordon.
Pony: And I'm Franklin. Come with me, and we'll get あなた set for your first, and unfortunately, your only 日 with working for us.
Gordon: Alright.

They leave the airport, and get in a brand new Corvette.

Franklin: My car, あなた like it?
Gordon: Yeah. We had to deliver some of these cars a couple of days 前 back on the UP.
Franklin: Nice. *Starts car, and drives to train station*

Gordon, and Franklin arrived at the train station.

Franklin: Sir?
Boss Stephenson: What do あなた want?
Franklin: Remember that ポニー Pete Reimer あなた were talking to on the phone?
Boss Stephenson: Yeah. Did he send that new ポニー to help us?
Franklin: He's right here with me.
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me によって my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well あなた complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies によって their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese pony* COMMUNIST!!
Boss Stephenson: Ignore him Hector, あなた did good.
Chinese Pony: Right. Thank you. *Leaves station*
Boss Stephenson: Now Gordon, I hear that あなた don't like steam locomotives. Now, I'm not going to ask why, but I think after あなた finish working here for only one day, your opinion will change.
Gordon: What if it doesn't?
Boss Stephenson: Well, let me put it this way. If あなた don't change your opinion on the Iron Horse, you'll never be able to leave here.
Gordon: あなた can't do that.
Boss Stephenson: Let me talk with your boss. *Grabs telephone*

Meanwhile in Cheyenne

Pete: *In office, and 回答 telephone* Hello, Union Pacific's Cheyenne Train Station, Pete Reimer speaking.
Boss Stephenson: Peter? Your faithful Gordon says that he won't change his opinion on the steam locomotive.
Pete: Well, あなた do whatever あなた can to make Gordon change his mind, no matter how long it takes.
Boss Stephenson: Did あなた hear that Gordon?
Gordon: Loud, and clear.
Boss Stephenson: Then, get to work.
Gordon: *Leaves station with Franklin*
Franklin: *Pointing at articulate steam engine* Isn't this thing a beauty?
Gordon: No.
Franklin: Do あなた at least know that it's a very powerful locomotive?
Gordon: Yes. Let's get this over with so that I can get back to Cheyenne.
Franklin: Okay. *Climbs in engine*
Gordon: *Climbs in engine*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal from red to green*
Gordon: *Blows whistle*
Franklin: *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *Drives freight train*
Franklin: So far, so good.
Gordon: Yep. How come your railroad doesn't have any diesels?
Franklin: We deliver a lot of coal on our railroad, and much of it is brought here for our engines, so we decided to make sure none of those special black rocks went to waste.
Gordon: Seems like a good idea, but if あなた got diesels on here, あなた could give もっと見る coal to your customers.
Franklin: That is a good idea, but you'd have to talk to Boss Stephenson about that. He's really fond of these engines, and many other steam trains.
Gordon: Okay, I'll ask him, but I wanna get my job done first.

Gordon was doing well with driving the train.

Franklin: We'll be going up a 丘, ヒル soon.
Gordon: Oh please. This engine is powerful, it should get the entire train up によって itself.
Franklin: But it doesn't. We tried having an empty freight like ours go up that 丘, ヒル once, but it still needed help. Coal is a very heavy thing to pull.
Gordon: I know. あなた should see the trains we have to deal with, some of them are so heavy, that we need two challengers to pull them.
Franklin: Double heading of very large locomotives just seems so interesting.
Gordon: I know. *Sees hill* Is this the 丘, ヒル あなた were talking about?
Franklin: Yeah.
Gordon: So we just stop, and let another engine get on the back to push?
Franklin: Yeah.
Gordon: Well, not this time. *Driving faster*
Franklin: Gordon? What are あなた doing?!
Gordon: Creating history. *Going up hill*
Frankin: I can't believe this.
Gordon: Believe it. I am getting this train up the 丘, ヒル without another engine pushing from behind. *Gets to 上, ページのトップへ of hill* And no wheel slip too.
Franklin: That was impressive. For a ポニー that doesn't like steam trains, あなた know a lot about them.
Gordon: I have to, otherwise I wouldn't be able to drive one.
Franklin: あなた know, Stephenson won't let あなた leave until あなた lose your dislike for steam trains.
Gordon: Well, I have an idea. Get somepony to take my place over here.
Franklin: *Sees station* I see a good spot.
Gordon: Good. *stops train*
Worker: What's going on?
Gordon: You're taking my spot. Get in there *Jumps out of engine*
Worker: Alright. *Gets in engine*
Gordon: *Goes to phone*
Worker: *Drives away*
Gordon: *Calling Boss Stephenson*
Boss Stephenson: *Hears phone ringing* Hello?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I learned my lesson, and I'm leaving your railroad.
Boss Stephenson: Where are あなた calling from?
Gordon: I'm in Roanoke right now.
Boss Stephenson: あなた finish your job, and I'll let あなた go back to Cheyenne.
Gordon: Yeah.. About that, the train is gone.
Boss Stephenson: What are あなた talking about?
Gordon: Somepony else took my place, and drove the train away.
Boss Stephenson: あなた should have made that call after あなた finished your job.
Gordon: I'm sorry, あなた never told me that.
Boss Stephenson: I knew あなた were fat, but I didn't know あなた were dumb.
Gordon: Judging me again, that's really great.
Boss Stephenson: Stay there, I'm coming to get you. *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't let him get me. I have to get out of here somehow.

A passenger train arrives.

Conductor: All aboard for Norfoal!
Ponies: *Getting on train*
Gordon: Ah, what the heck? *Gets on train*

Meanwhile in Norfoal

Boss Stephenson: How do I get to Roanoke's train station from here?
Worker: あなた just stay on the main highway, and turn on exit 6.
Boss Stephenson: Thank you. *Flying above highway*
Worker: He just doesn't like to drive.

Back at Roanoke

Gordon: *Sitting in passenger car*
Conductor: All aboard!
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal from red to green*
Engineer: *Drives train*
Gordon: *Sitting comfortably in chair*
Conductor: Ticket?
Passenger pony: *Gives Conductor ticket*
Conductor: *Checks ticket* Here あなた go. *returns ticket*
Passenger pony: Thank you.
Gordon: Oh no, I didn't buy a ticket.
Boss Stephenson: *Sees Gordon in train, then flies after it*
Conductor: Ticket please?
Gordon: *Carrying two hundred dollars* How about this instead?
Conductor: *Takes money, then grabs Gordon*
Gordon: What are あなた doing?
Conductor: No ticket, no ride. *Takes Gordon towards door*
Boss Stephenson: *Flying によって door*
Gordon: あなた can't do this.
Conductor: Whatever あなた say. *Opens door, and kicks Gordon off train*
Boss Stephenson: *Sees Gordon on ground* Well, well well. あなた thought あなた could trick me, but it didn't work.
Gordon: (Wait a minute. Teleportation) Yep. あなた really outsmart me.
Boss Stephenson: Now you're going to do another job for me.
Gordon: *Charging horn*
Boss Stephenson: *Stands back* What, あなた gonna shoot me?
Gordon: *Teleports to Cheyenne*
Boss Stephenson: Great. He's gone.

In Cheyenne

Jeff: Oh, hello Gordon. Have あなた had a good time on the N&W?
Gordon: *Being sarcastic* Oh yeah, a swell time. One day, we have to go there together.
Jeff: *Walks away*
Pete: Well, I'm glad to see you're back. Boss Stephenson didn't tell me about あなた returning.
Gordon: He forgot.
Pete: Really?
Gordon: Yes, he really forgot!
Pete: Okay. I believe you.
Gordon: Good.
Pete: Oh, and one もっと見る thing, make sure あなた call me before leaving without permission.

The End

On The 次 Episode of Ponies On The Rails

A therapist visits the railroad.

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