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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 31
Snow, and Ponies On The Rails
January 4, 1954
Snow can be a problem for many railroads. Some ponies decide to close down their lines until they are cleared. Other railroads like the Union Pacific, and the Southern Pacific keep their trains running no matter what the weather.
Inside the Cheyenne train station
Pete: Alright. Now I know, that snow can be a hard thing to handle.
Hawkeye: Especially if あなた get 12 feet of it.
Pete: But the Southern Pacific is letting us borrow some of it's equipment. We have two rotary snowplows, a flanger, and three Jordan Spreaders.
Gordon: Why did we only get six snowplows?
Pete: We're just borrowing them. We have our own equipment, but the snowplows that we got from the SP will come in handy. They also gave us this training film. *Playing film*
this is the video they're watching: link
Hawkeye: *Sees snow in video* Wow. That is a lot of snow.
Stylo: Good thing we don't have to operate on wherever that is.
Hawkeye: Hopefully we never have to.
The video was twenty 分 long. When it ended, everypony went to work.
Gordon: What kind of jobs do あなた have?
Hawkeye: We're going east to clear the line.
Gordon: Hopefully あなた don't get stuck.
Stylo: Thanks.
Gordon: Because that would be so funny! *Laughing* I remember seeing that passenger train in the video, and it was stuck for three days. *Laughing*
Stylo: It wouldn't be funny if that happened to you.
Gordon: Well it never happened to me, and it never will! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get a freight over Sherman Hill. *Goes to train yard*
Hawkeye: Alright, the snowplows are over there, Pete told us to take one of the rotaries.
Stylo: Good idea. We have a shitload of snow to clear.
Gordon was at the trainyard.
Gordon: Percy! Which train am I taking?
Percy: あなた have to drive that challenger with the boxcars.
Gordon: *Sighs* Even though I hate steam engines, I'm only taking it because it's very powerful.
Percy: Maybe there will be a diesel as powerful as the big boy.
Gordon: Yeah, maybe in fifty, または sixty years.
Percy: または maybe sooner than that. あなた never know.
Gordon: Right. I have to get going now, otherwise I'll be late. *Goes to engine*
Wilson: *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: Wilson. What are あなた doing here?
Wilson: I'm your fireman.
Gordon: What about the train yard?
Wilson: We're not going to worry about that. All the snow has closed it off.
Gordon: I thought so. *Drives train*
Wilson: What are あなた doing? The signal was still red!
Gordon: Do あなた remember what it 発言しました in that video? Keep the equipment, and the snow moving. If we stayed there, we would've been stuck in the snow.
Wilson: Yeah, but-
Gordon: We must get over Sherman 丘, ヒル before too much snow gets on the tracks.
Wilson: *Sighs* You're the engineeer pal.
Gordon continued driving the train, and passing red signals.
Meanwhile, with Pierce, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: *Driving rotary snowplow*
Stylo: *Looking out window* Man, that's a lot of snow.
Hawkeye: Well, I'm not surprised. Pete 発言しました we would get twelve feet of snow.
Stylo: Yeah, but this looks like もっと見る then twelve feet.
Hawkeye: *Checks fuel gauge* Okay, I'll tell あなた what. We have to refuel soon, so when we're doing that, both of us will go outside, and see how deep the snow is. If it's under twelve feet, あなた have to sit on the 上, ページのトップへ of the train all the way to wherever we have to go. If it's over twelve feet, I'll let あなた drive the train.
Stylo: What do あなた have to do?
Hawkeye: While you're driving the train, I have to...
Stylo: Clean my car.
Hawkeye: あなた read my mind. *Sees water, and coaling tower* Let's stop, and refuel here.
Stylo: Sounds good to me.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Stylo: *Goes to 上, ページのトップへ of train*
Hawkeye: *Standing in snow*
Stylo: *Pouring water into locomotive*
Hawkeye: Ha, the snow is lower than the engine. あなた have to sit on 上, ページのトップへ of the train for the whole journey.
Stylo: We never shook on it.
Hawkeye: Aw, fine. I wouldn't want あなた to get frostbite anyway. Get back in the engine, and I'll pour in the coal.
Stylo: Thank あなた good sir.
Gordon continued driving past red signals. He got past the last one, and they started climbing Sherman Hill.
Wilson: No もっと見る signals. We're gonna make it.
Gordon: Yes we are. Let's just get some もっと見る speed. *Pushes throttle*
Wilson: I thought we were doing fine.
Gordon: Nah, we must go as fast as possible. Keep the equipment, and the snow moving.
Wilson: I don't think they meant it like this.
Gordon: Bullshit.
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have あなた looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed were red.
Gordon: *Tries to drive backwards* Come on, don't be stuck!
Wilson: Gordon. I'm sorry to tell あなた this, but we're stuck.
Gordon: Aw man. *Hits head on chair* Hold up, I just got an idea. *Going outside*
Wilson: Where are あなた going?
Gordon: Outside. I'm gonna try to use my magic to get rid of all that snow.
Wilson: Okay. *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: *Using magic*
Gordon concentrated hard, but instead of getting rid of the snow, he got rid of the engine they were using.
Wilson: *Lands in snow* Great work.
Gordon: Well, this could be worse.
Wilson: Oh yeah, this could be worse. How could anything be worse than this?!
Another train passed them, and pushed snow into them.
Wilson: *Coughing* Just what I wanted.
Gordon: Well, at least we can talk.
Wilson: About what?
Gordon: What did あなた do in Korea?
Wilson: Killed ponies. Now it's time for あなた to shut up, and leave me alone. あなた 発言しました things would get worse, and they did. Now things can't get anymore bad, can they?
Their train rolled downhill.
Gordon: Our conductor must have put off the brakes.
Wilson: Oh my god. What was he thinking?!
Gordon: I don't know.
Meanwhile, in Cheyenne.
Pete: *Making hot chocolate*
Orion: *Walks in office* Remember how I 発言しました I wouldn't try to get fired on purpose?
Pete: *Nods head*
Orion: I lied about that.
Pete: Why am I not surprised? What did あなた do this time?
Orion: I made a huge pile of snow on the tracks. It could derail any train coming towards it.
Pete: Not really, but whatever.
The runaway train then arrived, and derailed once it hit the snow.
Pete: I stand corrected.
Orion: *Runs outside*
Conductor: Gordon, and Wilson got stuck in the snow.
Pete: Oh great.
Orion: How did this train come rolling down the hill?
Conductor: I saw that no smoke was coming from their engine, and I thought they were getting ready to move, so I turned off the brakes, but they broke, and I couldn't put them back on.
Pete: So you're saying they uncoupled their locomotive from the train?
Conductor: That could be a possibility. We need to go help them.
Pete: Alright. Let's get a switcher, and a coach ready for them.
Conductor: Yes sir.
East of Cheyenne
Hawkeye: Well, we cleared all the snow off the line.
Stylo: Good. *Hears phone ringing*
Hawkeye: I got it. *Answers phone* Hello?
Pete: Pierce, it's Pete. We need your help at Sherman Hill. Gordon got stuck.
Hawkeye: Great. We'll be there soon. *Hangs up* Guess what?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: Gordon got his train stuck in the snow!
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing*
Back at Sherman Hill
Pete: *Stops train near Gordon* Where's your engine?
Gordon: It's gone.
Pete: What do あなた mean?
Gordon: I accidentally made it disappear with magic.
Pete: What?!
Wilson: He wanted to get rid of the snow with magic, but accidentally got rid of the engine instead.
Pete: Get in あなた two.
Gordon, and Wilson: *Gets in passenger car*
Pete: *Drives train back to Cheyenne*
At the station, Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting.
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* So, what happened with あなた getting stuck in the snow?
Gordon: Fuck you.
Stylo: I thought it wouldn't happen to you.
Gordon: Go kill yourself.
Hawkeye: Are あなた going to stay embarrased for long?
Gordon: あなた know what? If I could パンチ あなた in the face, I would, but I can't because I would be fired. So instead, I'm going to-
Stylo: *Flying to roof of station*
Gordon: What's he doing?
Stylo: *Pushes snow from ceiling onto Gordon*
The End
On The 次 Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon gets sent to work on the Norfoal & Western
SeanTheHedgehog Productions. Copyright, 2013
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 31
Snow, and Ponies On The Rails
January 4, 1954
Snow can be a problem for many railroads. Some ponies decide to close down their lines until they are cleared. Other railroads like the Union Pacific, and the Southern Pacific keep their trains running no matter what the weather.
Inside the Cheyenne train station
Pete: Alright. Now I know, that snow can be a hard thing to handle.
Hawkeye: Especially if あなた get 12 feet of it.
Pete: But the Southern Pacific is letting us borrow some of it's equipment. We have two rotary snowplows, a flanger, and three Jordan Spreaders.
Gordon: Why did we only get six snowplows?
Pete: We're just borrowing them. We have our own equipment, but the snowplows that we got from the SP will come in handy. They also gave us this training film. *Playing film*
this is the video they're watching: link
Hawkeye: *Sees snow in video* Wow. That is a lot of snow.
Stylo: Good thing we don't have to operate on wherever that is.
Hawkeye: Hopefully we never have to.
The video was twenty 分 long. When it ended, everypony went to work.
Gordon: What kind of jobs do あなた have?
Hawkeye: We're going east to clear the line.
Gordon: Hopefully あなた don't get stuck.
Stylo: Thanks.
Gordon: Because that would be so funny! *Laughing* I remember seeing that passenger train in the video, and it was stuck for three days. *Laughing*
Stylo: It wouldn't be funny if that happened to you.
Gordon: Well it never happened to me, and it never will! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get a freight over Sherman Hill. *Goes to train yard*
Hawkeye: Alright, the snowplows are over there, Pete told us to take one of the rotaries.
Stylo: Good idea. We have a shitload of snow to clear.
Gordon was at the trainyard.
Gordon: Percy! Which train am I taking?
Percy: あなた have to drive that challenger with the boxcars.
Gordon: *Sighs* Even though I hate steam engines, I'm only taking it because it's very powerful.
Percy: Maybe there will be a diesel as powerful as the big boy.
Gordon: Yeah, maybe in fifty, または sixty years.
Percy: または maybe sooner than that. あなた never know.
Gordon: Right. I have to get going now, otherwise I'll be late. *Goes to engine*
Wilson: *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: Wilson. What are あなた doing here?
Wilson: I'm your fireman.
Gordon: What about the train yard?
Wilson: We're not going to worry about that. All the snow has closed it off.
Gordon: I thought so. *Drives train*
Wilson: What are あなた doing? The signal was still red!
Gordon: Do あなた remember what it 発言しました in that video? Keep the equipment, and the snow moving. If we stayed there, we would've been stuck in the snow.
Wilson: Yeah, but-
Gordon: We must get over Sherman 丘, ヒル before too much snow gets on the tracks.
Wilson: *Sighs* You're the engineeer pal.
Gordon continued driving the train, and passing red signals.
Meanwhile, with Pierce, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: *Driving rotary snowplow*
Stylo: *Looking out window* Man, that's a lot of snow.
Hawkeye: Well, I'm not surprised. Pete 発言しました we would get twelve feet of snow.
Stylo: Yeah, but this looks like もっと見る then twelve feet.
Hawkeye: *Checks fuel gauge* Okay, I'll tell あなた what. We have to refuel soon, so when we're doing that, both of us will go outside, and see how deep the snow is. If it's under twelve feet, あなた have to sit on the 上, ページのトップへ of the train all the way to wherever we have to go. If it's over twelve feet, I'll let あなた drive the train.
Stylo: What do あなた have to do?
Hawkeye: While you're driving the train, I have to...
Stylo: Clean my car.
Hawkeye: あなた read my mind. *Sees water, and coaling tower* Let's stop, and refuel here.
Stylo: Sounds good to me.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Stylo: *Goes to 上, ページのトップへ of train*
Hawkeye: *Standing in snow*
Stylo: *Pouring water into locomotive*
Hawkeye: Ha, the snow is lower than the engine. あなた have to sit on 上, ページのトップへ of the train for the whole journey.
Stylo: We never shook on it.
Hawkeye: Aw, fine. I wouldn't want あなた to get frostbite anyway. Get back in the engine, and I'll pour in the coal.
Stylo: Thank あなた good sir.
Gordon continued driving past red signals. He got past the last one, and they started climbing Sherman Hill.
Wilson: No もっと見る signals. We're gonna make it.
Gordon: Yes we are. Let's just get some もっと見る speed. *Pushes throttle*
Wilson: I thought we were doing fine.
Gordon: Nah, we must go as fast as possible. Keep the equipment, and the snow moving.
Wilson: I don't think they meant it like this.
Gordon: Bullshit.
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have あなた looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed were red.
Gordon: *Tries to drive backwards* Come on, don't be stuck!
Wilson: Gordon. I'm sorry to tell あなた this, but we're stuck.
Gordon: Aw man. *Hits head on chair* Hold up, I just got an idea. *Going outside*
Wilson: Where are あなた going?
Gordon: Outside. I'm gonna try to use my magic to get rid of all that snow.
Wilson: Okay. *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: *Using magic*
Gordon concentrated hard, but instead of getting rid of the snow, he got rid of the engine they were using.
Wilson: *Lands in snow* Great work.
Gordon: Well, this could be worse.
Wilson: Oh yeah, this could be worse. How could anything be worse than this?!
Another train passed them, and pushed snow into them.
Wilson: *Coughing* Just what I wanted.
Gordon: Well, at least we can talk.
Wilson: About what?
Gordon: What did あなた do in Korea?
Wilson: Killed ponies. Now it's time for あなた to shut up, and leave me alone. あなた 発言しました things would get worse, and they did. Now things can't get anymore bad, can they?
Their train rolled downhill.
Gordon: Our conductor must have put off the brakes.
Wilson: Oh my god. What was he thinking?!
Gordon: I don't know.
Meanwhile, in Cheyenne.
Pete: *Making hot chocolate*
Orion: *Walks in office* Remember how I 発言しました I wouldn't try to get fired on purpose?
Pete: *Nods head*
Orion: I lied about that.
Pete: Why am I not surprised? What did あなた do this time?
Orion: I made a huge pile of snow on the tracks. It could derail any train coming towards it.
Pete: Not really, but whatever.
The runaway train then arrived, and derailed once it hit the snow.
Pete: I stand corrected.
Orion: *Runs outside*
Conductor: Gordon, and Wilson got stuck in the snow.
Pete: Oh great.
Orion: How did this train come rolling down the hill?
Conductor: I saw that no smoke was coming from their engine, and I thought they were getting ready to move, so I turned off the brakes, but they broke, and I couldn't put them back on.
Pete: So you're saying they uncoupled their locomotive from the train?
Conductor: That could be a possibility. We need to go help them.
Pete: Alright. Let's get a switcher, and a coach ready for them.
Conductor: Yes sir.
East of Cheyenne
Hawkeye: Well, we cleared all the snow off the line.
Stylo: Good. *Hears phone ringing*
Hawkeye: I got it. *Answers phone* Hello?
Pete: Pierce, it's Pete. We need your help at Sherman Hill. Gordon got stuck.
Hawkeye: Great. We'll be there soon. *Hangs up* Guess what?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: Gordon got his train stuck in the snow!
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing*
Back at Sherman Hill
Pete: *Stops train near Gordon* Where's your engine?
Gordon: It's gone.
Pete: What do あなた mean?
Gordon: I accidentally made it disappear with magic.
Pete: What?!
Wilson: He wanted to get rid of the snow with magic, but accidentally got rid of the engine instead.
Pete: Get in あなた two.
Gordon, and Wilson: *Gets in passenger car*
Pete: *Drives train back to Cheyenne*
At the station, Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting.
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* So, what happened with あなた getting stuck in the snow?
Gordon: Fuck you.
Stylo: I thought it wouldn't happen to you.
Gordon: Go kill yourself.
Hawkeye: Are あなた going to stay embarrased for long?
Gordon: あなた know what? If I could パンチ あなた in the face, I would, but I can't because I would be fired. So instead, I'm going to-
Stylo: *Flying to roof of station*
Gordon: What's he doing?
Stylo: *Pushes snow from ceiling onto Gordon*
The End
On The 次 Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon gets sent to work on the Norfoal & Western
SeanTheHedgehog Productions. Copyright, 2013
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