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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Season 3 Premiere of
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 21
The Return Of Red Rose
April 30, 1953
It was a nice 日 in Cheyenne, but just when everypony was about to get their work assignments, Gordon arrived.
Gordon: Heil hitler!
Hawkeye: Oh great, world war 2 is still going on after all.
Pete: Gordon, explain this idiocracy!
Gordon: It's the 8th anniversary of Hitler's suicide, and I'm celebrating.
Hawkeye: によって 芝居 like a Nazi?
Gordon: Yes! あなた have no honor for the glorious fuehrer.
Pete: And for that, あなた get to work in the train yard.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Red Rose was the only ポニー that could make him stop with his stupid shenanigans.
Pete: You're right. あなた know what we need to do?
Hawkeye: Rehire her?
Pete: あなた read my mind, but we better hurry before Gordon causes もっと見る damage.
But it was too late. Gordon went to where Stylo was, and planned to insult him.
Stylo: *Greasing wheels on train*
Gordon: *walks to Stylo* あなた sir are an ugly pony.
Stylo: (This guy has been annoying me for three months now) Gordon, why are あなた fat?
Gordon: I am a magnificent pony, ready for anything. あなた never see me ruining my good looks.
Stylo: Oh. Does 芝居 like a Nazi, and getting suspended from work help あなた look magnificent?
Gordon: *Walks away*
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, Pete changed your job. あなた have to take a slow freight into Omaha.
Gordon: It's great that I no longer have to work in this train yard, but why do I have to drive a slow freight?
Snowflake: I don't know. Ask Pete.
Gordon: I hate slow freight trains.
Snowflake: Slow freight trains hate you.
Gordon: Be quiet. *Goes to train* Even worse, I have to use a steam locomotive to pull this train. UGH!!!
Gordon got the train started out of the yard. His train only had a few freight cars, but he picked up もっと見る along the way.
Meanwhile, Pete was calling Michael, the owner of the Southern Pacific.
Pete: Mike, I need your help with something.
Michael: What is it?
Pete: I was hoping あなた would let me have Red Rose back on my railroad.
Michael: I'll talk to her, and see if she wants to come back.
Pete: Alright.
Michael: Is there anything else あなた want to talk to me about? I want to catch the newest episode of Gilligan's Island.
Pete: No, that's all Michael. Thank あなた for your cooperation.
Michael: No problem. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Sighs* I really hope she's able to come back.
Back to Gordon, who was still driving his freight.
Gordon: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in* I'm the firemare.
Gordon: Great. Yet another ポニー to antagonize me.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *drives train*
At first, Gordon was paying attention to the train he was driving, but got careless as soon as he started thinking about Stylo.
Gordon: *Driving train up hill*
Coffee Creme: Heavy freight trains have to go slow downhill.
Gordon: *Not listening*
Coffee Creme: Gordon, slow down.
Gordon: *Forgets to put brakes on*
Their train soon started going very fast as soon as it went downhill. It was too late to apply the brakes now.
Coffee Creme: Great work あなた fool.
Gordon: Again with the antagonizing, stop it!
Coffee Creme: *Sees train in front of them* Ok *teleports out of train*
Gordon: What did she leave for? *Crashes into train*
Coffee Creme: *Sees damage* Oh Gordon. あなた had to crash into those tank cars, carrying tar.
The tar splashed onto the engine, and some even went into the cab, and landed on Gordon. He was もっと見る dirty than hurt.
Back at Cheyenne
Orion: *stops streamlined passenger train at station*
Pete: *Waiting on platform*
Red Rose: *Walks out of train* Hi Pete.
Pete: Red Rose, so good to see あなた again.
Red Rose: Yeah, I guess so. What have I missed?
Pete: There's a ポニー あなた haven't met named Stylo. あなた have to go with him, and clear the wreckage caused によって Gordon.
Red Rose: Of course. Where is Stylo?
Pete: He's waiting for あなた at the train yards, with a breakdown train.
Red Rose: Ok, I'll go clear the mess with Stylo. *Goes to trainyard*
At the wreckage, Gordon stayed in his engine. He didn't want anypony seeing that he got covered in tar.
Red Rose: *Brings in breakdown train*
Coffee Creme: Red Rose, you're back.
Red Rose: Yeah, and I get to drive a train for once.
Stylo: *goes in cab* こんにちは Red Rose. Whoever is this dirty pony?
Red Rose: That's Gordon. Didn't あなた know?
Stylo: It looks like Gordon, but Gordon is a splendid pony. あなた never see his good looks being ruined.
Gordon: *Ignores them*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* あなた can try, and get that tar off of you.
Gordon: I already tried. It didn't work.
Coffee Creme: That's a shame. あなた really should apologize to Stylo after what あなた 発言しました to him.
Gordon: How do あなた know about that?
Coffee Creme: He told me.
Gordon: *Facehoof*
After the mess was cleared, Pete arrived.
Pete: Well done Stylo, Red Rose, and Coffee Creme. *Looks at Gordon* It's strange how あなた let a train roll downhill without the brakes on. I'm also surprised that あなた got tar on yourself. You're not fit to be seen, あなた must be cleaned at once.
Stylo: Will I be able to take over while Gordon is getting cleaned?
Pete: あなた got it.
Stylo: *Goes in engine*
Coffee Creme: *Follow Stylo*
As they drove away in the engine, Pete and Red Rose took Gordon back to Cheyenne. He was still covered in tar when they arrived.
Gordon: *Looking around* How am I going to get cleaned?
Pete: *Sees Water tower* I know just the trick.
Gordon: *Sees water tower* Oh no. あなた are not soaking me with water.
Pete: Yes we are. Unless あなた want to look ugly for the rest of your life.
Gordon: Ok, I'll do it. *Goes to water tower*
Pete: *Climbing tower*
Red Rose: *Watching*
Pete: *Pours water on Gordon*
Gordon: AH!! *Falls on ground*
Pete: *Laughing*
Red Rose: *Laughing*
Gordon: Now everypony is antagonizing me! *Runs away*
Pete: *Returns* I'm sorry あなた had to put up with him on your return.
Red Rose: Don't worry about it. It was fun. With Stylo around, things are going to be great.
The End
On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails
Korean war veterans want to ride the U.P
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Season 3 Premiere of
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 21
The Return Of Red Rose
April 30, 1953
It was a nice 日 in Cheyenne, but just when everypony was about to get their work assignments, Gordon arrived.
Gordon: Heil hitler!
Hawkeye: Oh great, world war 2 is still going on after all.
Pete: Gordon, explain this idiocracy!
Gordon: It's the 8th anniversary of Hitler's suicide, and I'm celebrating.
Hawkeye: によって 芝居 like a Nazi?
Gordon: Yes! あなた have no honor for the glorious fuehrer.
Pete: And for that, あなた get to work in the train yard.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Red Rose was the only ポニー that could make him stop with his stupid shenanigans.
Pete: You're right. あなた know what we need to do?
Hawkeye: Rehire her?
Pete: あなた read my mind, but we better hurry before Gordon causes もっと見る damage.
But it was too late. Gordon went to where Stylo was, and planned to insult him.
Stylo: *Greasing wheels on train*
Gordon: *walks to Stylo* あなた sir are an ugly pony.
Stylo: (This guy has been annoying me for three months now) Gordon, why are あなた fat?
Gordon: I am a magnificent pony, ready for anything. あなた never see me ruining my good looks.
Stylo: Oh. Does 芝居 like a Nazi, and getting suspended from work help あなた look magnificent?
Gordon: *Walks away*
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, Pete changed your job. あなた have to take a slow freight into Omaha.
Gordon: It's great that I no longer have to work in this train yard, but why do I have to drive a slow freight?
Snowflake: I don't know. Ask Pete.
Gordon: I hate slow freight trains.
Snowflake: Slow freight trains hate you.
Gordon: Be quiet. *Goes to train* Even worse, I have to use a steam locomotive to pull this train. UGH!!!
Gordon got the train started out of the yard. His train only had a few freight cars, but he picked up もっと見る along the way.
Meanwhile, Pete was calling Michael, the owner of the Southern Pacific.
Pete: Mike, I need your help with something.
Michael: What is it?
Pete: I was hoping あなた would let me have Red Rose back on my railroad.
Michael: I'll talk to her, and see if she wants to come back.
Pete: Alright.
Michael: Is there anything else あなた want to talk to me about? I want to catch the newest episode of Gilligan's Island.
Pete: No, that's all Michael. Thank あなた for your cooperation.
Michael: No problem. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Sighs* I really hope she's able to come back.
Back to Gordon, who was still driving his freight.
Gordon: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in* I'm the firemare.
Gordon: Great. Yet another ポニー to antagonize me.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *drives train*
At first, Gordon was paying attention to the train he was driving, but got careless as soon as he started thinking about Stylo.
Gordon: *Driving train up hill*
Coffee Creme: Heavy freight trains have to go slow downhill.
Gordon: *Not listening*
Coffee Creme: Gordon, slow down.
Gordon: *Forgets to put brakes on*
Their train soon started going very fast as soon as it went downhill. It was too late to apply the brakes now.
Coffee Creme: Great work あなた fool.
Gordon: Again with the antagonizing, stop it!
Coffee Creme: *Sees train in front of them* Ok *teleports out of train*
Gordon: What did she leave for? *Crashes into train*
Coffee Creme: *Sees damage* Oh Gordon. あなた had to crash into those tank cars, carrying tar.
The tar splashed onto the engine, and some even went into the cab, and landed on Gordon. He was もっと見る dirty than hurt.
Back at Cheyenne
Orion: *stops streamlined passenger train at station*
Pete: *Waiting on platform*
Red Rose: *Walks out of train* Hi Pete.
Pete: Red Rose, so good to see あなた again.
Red Rose: Yeah, I guess so. What have I missed?
Pete: There's a ポニー あなた haven't met named Stylo. あなた have to go with him, and clear the wreckage caused によって Gordon.
Red Rose: Of course. Where is Stylo?
Pete: He's waiting for あなた at the train yards, with a breakdown train.
Red Rose: Ok, I'll go clear the mess with Stylo. *Goes to trainyard*
At the wreckage, Gordon stayed in his engine. He didn't want anypony seeing that he got covered in tar.
Red Rose: *Brings in breakdown train*
Coffee Creme: Red Rose, you're back.
Red Rose: Yeah, and I get to drive a train for once.
Stylo: *goes in cab* こんにちは Red Rose. Whoever is this dirty pony?
Red Rose: That's Gordon. Didn't あなた know?
Stylo: It looks like Gordon, but Gordon is a splendid pony. あなた never see his good looks being ruined.
Gordon: *Ignores them*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* あなた can try, and get that tar off of you.
Gordon: I already tried. It didn't work.
Coffee Creme: That's a shame. あなた really should apologize to Stylo after what あなた 発言しました to him.
Gordon: How do あなた know about that?
Coffee Creme: He told me.
Gordon: *Facehoof*
After the mess was cleared, Pete arrived.
Pete: Well done Stylo, Red Rose, and Coffee Creme. *Looks at Gordon* It's strange how あなた let a train roll downhill without the brakes on. I'm also surprised that あなた got tar on yourself. You're not fit to be seen, あなた must be cleaned at once.
Stylo: Will I be able to take over while Gordon is getting cleaned?
Pete: あなた got it.
Stylo: *Goes in engine*
Coffee Creme: *Follow Stylo*
As they drove away in the engine, Pete and Red Rose took Gordon back to Cheyenne. He was still covered in tar when they arrived.
Gordon: *Looking around* How am I going to get cleaned?
Pete: *Sees Water tower* I know just the trick.
Gordon: *Sees water tower* Oh no. あなた are not soaking me with water.
Pete: Yes we are. Unless あなた want to look ugly for the rest of your life.
Gordon: Ok, I'll do it. *Goes to water tower*
Pete: *Climbing tower*
Red Rose: *Watching*
Pete: *Pours water on Gordon*
Gordon: AH!! *Falls on ground*
Pete: *Laughing*
Red Rose: *Laughing*
Gordon: Now everypony is antagonizing me! *Runs away*
Pete: *Returns* I'm sorry あなた had to put up with him on your return.
Red Rose: Don't worry about it. It was fun. With Stylo around, things are going to be great.
The End
On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails
Korean war veterans want to ride the U.P
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..
#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..
#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..
#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..
#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't 愛 Bowser..
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..
#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..
#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..
#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..
#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't 愛 Bowser..
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn 星, つ星 who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if あなた can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn 星, つ星 who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if あなた can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and デイジー chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every 日 the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the 丘, ヒル
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see あなた on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
あなた raise the blade, あなた make the change
あなた re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
あなた lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and デイジー chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every 日 the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the 丘, ヒル
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see あなた on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
あなた raise the blade, あなた make the change
あなた re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
あなた lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A 秒 CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his 秒 chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his 秒 chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Anyone have that game where あなた 愛 it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. あなた can't go on ランダム 通り, ストリート rampages.
But I actually 愛 this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
あなた get less tired of them, cause あなた never know when the 次 one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the 表示する LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person によって protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. あなた can't go on ランダム 通り, ストリート rampages.
But I actually 愛 this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
あなた get less tired of them, cause あなた never know when the 次 one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the 表示する LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person によって protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..