#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes あなた can.
#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are あなた doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: あなた okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think あなた were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!
#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED によって A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku: Awww, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache...
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET KAKAROT!!
Goku: Hey, that's not very nice!
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT, I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!
#4:
Krillin: あなた think あなた can kill all of our フレンズ and threaten our lives, and just leave?!
Vegeta: ... Would あなた be surprised if I 発言しました "yes"?
#5:
Vegeta: You... あなた cut through my armor! This was a gift from my father!
Yajirobe: (frantic) I'm sorry! I'm sure your father was a great man!
Vegeta: I HATED my father!
Yajirobe: Oh well, then I'm sure your father was a total prick.
Vegeta: (punches Yajirobe square in the face) HOW DARE あなた TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!?!
#6:
Vegeta: Tell me something, which is your お気に入り internal organ?
Doctor Lizard: What a odd question! But if I had to choose I guess I have to say my liver.
(Vegeta's shadow walks over him and cuts away while the doctor screams in agony as Vegeta doubtlessly removes 発言しました liver)
Vegeta (in head): あなた know, it's the simple things in life.
#7:
Vegeta: I-am-here-for-it.
Krillin: For what?
Vegeta: Dragon...ball. I...need...that-Dragonball. Give it to me. The-one-you-took. I need my wish.
Krillin: (scared) Are... あなた okay?
Ghost Nappa: I think your rage broke Vegeta.
Vegeta: SHUT UP GHOST OF NAPPA!
Krillin: What was that?
Vegeta: I'MNOTCRAZY!! YOU'RE CRAZY! Especially YOU, Nappa!
Ghost Nappa: Eeeeey!
Krillin: Who are あなた talking t—
Vegeta: Dragonball! Hand now, please!
Krillin: Um… I don't… really… have it…
(A blood vessel bursts in Vegeta's right eye, making it turn red)
Vegeta: No...
Krillin: What?
Vegeta: (weeping Tears of Blood) No...
Krillin: Uh...
Vegeta: (bearing down on Krillin) Noooo…
(Vegeta feels Guru powering up Gohan in the distance.)
Vegeta: (snaps back to reality) Huh—ha! Where am I? (notices Krillin) Why are あなた here? (Beat) Where's Nappa…?
Krillin: Didn't あなた kill him?
Vegeta: (quickly) YES. OF COURSE I DID. He's dead.. Forever.
#8:
Vegeta: Alrght あなた two. (close up to his mouth, and voice lowers) Strip
Krillin: What!?
Vegeta: I got あなた some armour.
#9:
Vegeta: esus, I overslept. It's already night...for the first time since I got here...on a planet with three suns." (Alarm clock in his head ticks, then goes off after several seconds, equaling the moment he realizes what happened) "Oh あなた motherFU-(cut back to the dragon)-CKERS!
#10:
Gohan: Wow dad? How did あなた get so strong?
Goku: Well I did train in Well, I did train at 100x normal gravity.
Vegeta: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
#11:
Vegeta: Oh my god! If he used that wish for immortalty. On himself! I'M GONNA MURD-... That. Bastard!
#12:
Dr Briffs: あなた want to train 100x earth's gravity? That's very dangerious.
Vegeta: Yes, I'm very hyped. Look at my nipples!.. (powers up angrily) LOOK AT THEM!!
#13:
Bulma: あなた 発言しました あなた were wearing protection!
Vegeta: I was! I was wearing my armor!
#14:
Gohan: How are Super Saiyan!?
Vegeta: (calmly) Oh, trust me. There's もっと見る than one way to realize the legend.
(cue flashback)
Vegeta: (tears streaming down his face) I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna—
(back in the present)
Vegeta: Pushups, situps and plenty of juice.
#15:
Goku: (weakly) Hey, Vegeta...
Vegeta: Kakarot, あなた idiot. What are あなた doing?
Goku: Dying, mostly.
Vegeta: Idiot.
#16:
18: How quickly bravado goes out the window when you're flat on your a**. That's pretty sad.
Vegeta: (charges) Sad for YOUUUU-
(18 kicks Vegeta, breaking his arm)
Vegeta: (calmly walks to out of the fight zone, and falls too his knees) ... FUUUUUUU-
#17:
Vegeta: Okay, what the hell am I sensing? Is that the Namekian? Is that ME?! IS THAT ME STRONGER THAN ME?! I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!!
#18:
Vegeta: The fuck's a Kami?
Krillin: Basically, God.
Vegeta: BUT I'M STILL HERE!
Trunks: Do あなた really believe your own hype that much?
Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!
#19:
Vegeta: HAH! your dad's dead!
Piccolo: So's yours!
Vegeta: HAH!
#20:
Vegeta: That's right Goku. And あなた wouldn't believe just how much I trained. あなた see, while I was training back there, I looked deep within myself, and-
(All 孫 悟空 is hearing: Blah, blah, blah, pride! blah, blah, blah, prince of all! blah, blah. blah. Super Saiyan! Blaw, blah, blah!)
Vegeta: And through all of that, I have ascended! That's right, I have reached a new level! That's right, I'm finally! Stronger than you!
Goku: Neat!
Vegeta: FUCK YOU!!
#21:
Cell: I WANT TO BE PERFECT! I WANNA! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA—(gets kicked face down into the ground) I WANNA! (muffled whimpering)
Vegeta: Excellent; I've broken both your body and your spirit. Time to die.
#22:
Vegeta: Boy, don't make me come up there and be a parent!
Trunks: First time for everything!
Vegeta: Oh-ho-ho!
#23:
Vegeta: They called me crazy. They ALL called me crazy!.. For letting him achieve his perfect form! Well, guess what! When I'm going to get out of here, I'm going to be so much stronger. No one will be able to stop me! Especially Cell! Right, Nappa?!
(cut to a バレーボール with a crude drawing of Nappa's face on it holding on a ほうき which falls down)
Vegeta: How... HOW DARE YOU!! (goes super saiyan) AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#24:
Krillin: Who here just thought of Freeza with boobs?
(awkward silence)
Krillin: Really? I'm the only one?
Vegeta: Yes! (thinking) He must never know.
#25:
[Cemmerical]
ACTOR 1: Hey, man. Is that the last Hetap?
ACTOR 2: Yeah, and it's all mine! (a gunshot is heard) Ahh! Ahh! Oh, God! Oh, Jesus! Why?! (another gunshot is heard)
NARRATOR: Hetap. Come on, (low, evil voice) you've killed for less.
Vegeta: (thinking) That's not UNtrue...
#26:
Yamcha: So where's Vegeta during all of this, anyway?
Krillin: Oh, I'm sure he's off somewhere…
(cut to Super Saiyan Vegeta standing in the middle of a wasteland)
Vegeta: GOD! DAMN IT! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
(wasteland explodes before cutting back to Krillin)
Krillin: …coping.
#27: (not sure if this a real one, but it would fit).
Vegeta: Anyone else tired of this shit!?
Krillin: Yeah, I agr-
Vegeta: NO! SHUT UP!!
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes あなた can.
#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are あなた doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: あなた okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think あなた were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!
#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED によって A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku: Awww, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache...
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET KAKAROT!!
Goku: Hey, that's not very nice!
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT, I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!
#4:
Krillin: あなた think あなた can kill all of our フレンズ and threaten our lives, and just leave?!
Vegeta: ... Would あなた be surprised if I 発言しました "yes"?
#5:
Vegeta: You... あなた cut through my armor! This was a gift from my father!
Yajirobe: (frantic) I'm sorry! I'm sure your father was a great man!
Vegeta: I HATED my father!
Yajirobe: Oh well, then I'm sure your father was a total prick.
Vegeta: (punches Yajirobe square in the face) HOW DARE あなた TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!?!
#6:
Vegeta: Tell me something, which is your お気に入り internal organ?
Doctor Lizard: What a odd question! But if I had to choose I guess I have to say my liver.
(Vegeta's shadow walks over him and cuts away while the doctor screams in agony as Vegeta doubtlessly removes 発言しました liver)
Vegeta (in head): あなた know, it's the simple things in life.
#7:
Vegeta: I-am-here-for-it.
Krillin: For what?
Vegeta: Dragon...ball. I...need...that-Dragonball. Give it to me. The-one-you-took. I need my wish.
Krillin: (scared) Are... あなた okay?
Ghost Nappa: I think your rage broke Vegeta.
Vegeta: SHUT UP GHOST OF NAPPA!
Krillin: What was that?
Vegeta: I'MNOTCRAZY!! YOU'RE CRAZY! Especially YOU, Nappa!
Ghost Nappa: Eeeeey!
Krillin: Who are あなた talking t—
Vegeta: Dragonball! Hand now, please!
Krillin: Um… I don't… really… have it…
(A blood vessel bursts in Vegeta's right eye, making it turn red)
Vegeta: No...
Krillin: What?
Vegeta: (weeping Tears of Blood) No...
Krillin: Uh...
Vegeta: (bearing down on Krillin) Noooo…
(Vegeta feels Guru powering up Gohan in the distance.)
Vegeta: (snaps back to reality) Huh—ha! Where am I? (notices Krillin) Why are あなた here? (Beat) Where's Nappa…?
Krillin: Didn't あなた kill him?
Vegeta: (quickly) YES. OF COURSE I DID. He's dead.. Forever.
#8:
Vegeta: Alrght あなた two. (close up to his mouth, and voice lowers) Strip
Krillin: What!?
Vegeta: I got あなた some armour.
#9:
Vegeta: esus, I overslept. It's already night...for the first time since I got here...on a planet with three suns." (Alarm clock in his head ticks, then goes off after several seconds, equaling the moment he realizes what happened) "Oh あなた motherFU-(cut back to the dragon)-CKERS!
#10:
Gohan: Wow dad? How did あなた get so strong?
Goku: Well I did train in Well, I did train at 100x normal gravity.
Vegeta: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
#11:
Vegeta: Oh my god! If he used that wish for immortalty. On himself! I'M GONNA MURD-... That. Bastard!
#12:
Dr Briffs: あなた want to train 100x earth's gravity? That's very dangerious.
Vegeta: Yes, I'm very hyped. Look at my nipples!.. (powers up angrily) LOOK AT THEM!!
#13:
Bulma: あなた 発言しました あなた were wearing protection!
Vegeta: I was! I was wearing my armor!
#14:
Gohan: How are Super Saiyan!?
Vegeta: (calmly) Oh, trust me. There's もっと見る than one way to realize the legend.
(cue flashback)
Vegeta: (tears streaming down his face) I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna—
(back in the present)
Vegeta: Pushups, situps and plenty of juice.
#15:
Goku: (weakly) Hey, Vegeta...
Vegeta: Kakarot, あなた idiot. What are あなた doing?
Goku: Dying, mostly.
Vegeta: Idiot.
#16:
18: How quickly bravado goes out the window when you're flat on your a**. That's pretty sad.
Vegeta: (charges) Sad for YOUUUU-
(18 kicks Vegeta, breaking his arm)
Vegeta: (calmly walks to out of the fight zone, and falls too his knees) ... FUUUUUUU-
#17:
Vegeta: Okay, what the hell am I sensing? Is that the Namekian? Is that ME?! IS THAT ME STRONGER THAN ME?! I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!!
#18:
Vegeta: The fuck's a Kami?
Krillin: Basically, God.
Vegeta: BUT I'M STILL HERE!
Trunks: Do あなた really believe your own hype that much?
Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!
#19:
Vegeta: HAH! your dad's dead!
Piccolo: So's yours!
Vegeta: HAH!
#20:
Vegeta: That's right Goku. And あなた wouldn't believe just how much I trained. あなた see, while I was training back there, I looked deep within myself, and-
(All 孫 悟空 is hearing: Blah, blah, blah, pride! blah, blah, blah, prince of all! blah, blah. blah. Super Saiyan! Blaw, blah, blah!)
Vegeta: And through all of that, I have ascended! That's right, I have reached a new level! That's right, I'm finally! Stronger than you!
Goku: Neat!
Vegeta: FUCK YOU!!
#21:
Cell: I WANT TO BE PERFECT! I WANNA! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA—(gets kicked face down into the ground) I WANNA! (muffled whimpering)
Vegeta: Excellent; I've broken both your body and your spirit. Time to die.
#22:
Vegeta: Boy, don't make me come up there and be a parent!
Trunks: First time for everything!
Vegeta: Oh-ho-ho!
#23:
Vegeta: They called me crazy. They ALL called me crazy!.. For letting him achieve his perfect form! Well, guess what! When I'm going to get out of here, I'm going to be so much stronger. No one will be able to stop me! Especially Cell! Right, Nappa?!
(cut to a バレーボール with a crude drawing of Nappa's face on it holding on a ほうき which falls down)
Vegeta: How... HOW DARE YOU!! (goes super saiyan) AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#24:
Krillin: Who here just thought of Freeza with boobs?
(awkward silence)
Krillin: Really? I'm the only one?
Vegeta: Yes! (thinking) He must never know.
#25:
[Cemmerical]
ACTOR 1: Hey, man. Is that the last Hetap?
ACTOR 2: Yeah, and it's all mine! (a gunshot is heard) Ahh! Ahh! Oh, God! Oh, Jesus! Why?! (another gunshot is heard)
NARRATOR: Hetap. Come on, (low, evil voice) you've killed for less.
Vegeta: (thinking) That's not UNtrue...
#26:
Yamcha: So where's Vegeta during all of this, anyway?
Krillin: Oh, I'm sure he's off somewhere…
(cut to Super Saiyan Vegeta standing in the middle of a wasteland)
Vegeta: GOD! DAMN IT! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
(wasteland explodes before cutting back to Krillin)
Krillin: …coping.
#27: (not sure if this a real one, but it would fit).
Vegeta: Anyone else tired of this shit!?
Krillin: Yeah, I agr-
Vegeta: NO! SHUT UP!!
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are あなた doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the 日 after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and あなた can definitely wait for success.
Kevin: What-what? Don't...
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are あなた doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the 日 after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and あなた can definitely wait for success.
Kevin: What-what? Don't...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Fillydelphia, 1992
Case クラッカー is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this ポニー named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my 銃 from the グローブ compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present
Grand Theft Ponies
San Franciscolt, December 1988
The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case クラッカー at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10
Gordon: I always told あなた that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.
Suddenly, the phone rings.
Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: こんにちは Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
Sick design, "okay" character
