#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay または a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but あなた might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider あなた a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it によって summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want もっと見る of your kind running around.


#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: あなた know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do あなた get from being a slut? HIV. What do あなた deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What あなた thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.


#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I 愛 golden showers!
ME:


#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead カート in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And あなた put in a freezer so other have to clean.. あなた shouldn't be a professor!.. あなた shouldn't even be a alive.


#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where あなた can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!


#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all あなた want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't シュレック change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching シュレック 2, dumbass.


#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!


#11:
POST: How old do あなた have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 年 old, who has a 16 年 olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that 質問 does is make me wanna パンチ your brother.


#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!