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As part of my job, I decided to do a lot of 読書 on my breaks.. It took me many months to finally end it, convient I was still 読書 it in October, and now doing a review of it..

Why... This is a zombie book.. A DEEP zombie story, this shit is... Jesus, it gets really fucked up.. Though I guess John Hornor Jacobs was going for that.. It's a really well known read, worth reading. But the internet doesn't say much about it.. So there's no Wikipedia plot summary, so truthfully I don't know if I fully understand. I had to really think back to everything, and I think I got it now..

So.. We start off with Lucy the nurse.. Around the hospital, I guess people are becoming zombies. I don't know, I had so much trouble understanding all that complicated, doctor talk. あなた know, the scientific words for disease, that あなた never understand.

But I guess people are mentally unwell, dying, and one guy calls her a "whore" and "I'll rip your tits off!" which immediately lets us know.. Yeah.. It's gonna be THAT kinda story.

Anyway, I think the military broke in (because of coarse, it's military in zombie fiction, what else), Lucy and 2 others escape.. Eventually the other 2 are killed によって the military, I mean, of coarse they are, right?

Lucy runs into gentle giant, Knock Out in his truck. She explains about the zombie shit going on, and they go looking for Lucy's son Gus.. There's even a scene of them naked in a シャワー as only way to clean each other (no, not the sexy kind, though he the writer explains about Knock out being rubbed によって her breasts).

Anyway, after a bunch of zombie bashing shit, they find Lucy's house, and have to kill her zombiefied husband Fred. Almost immediately after, they found Gus hiding in the closet. And he shows shocking intelligence for a 14 年 old.
They then find some ATV's and drive off.

We now meet Tessa at a army camp. Lead によって Captain Mozark.. This dude.. Whoo, this dude is fucked up..

So Tessa had this daughter Cass.. Turns out Mozark is this perverted creep, Tessa and Cass were running from him. He and his buddies found Cass, naked, implying they raped her. And she verbally abuses them, so Mozark just shoots Cass like an animal. And from there, Tessa plans a revenge.. But, get ready for this.. It involving becoming his sex slave.. Yes Jacob goes on a long amount of discription of her sucking his penis, and him saying her name is now "bitch".

Eventually Tessa posions his food, as was her plan. At that point of time Lucy and them arrive. Lucy being a nurse, believes she can save Mozark. But Tessa won't allow this, so she sneaks into Lucy's camp to kill her.. Which あなた know, isn't a overreaction at all.. But Gus points a gun at her, having been suspicious of Tessa. Tessa says Mozark killed Cessa and needs to suffer. And goes on a long rant about all men being rapists. Then zombie Mozark bites Tessa, and as the argue about what to do. Gus shoots her in the head. And she is ironically buried 次 Mozark.

MANY YEARS LATER:

Long story short, Gus is an adult, Lucy had a baby, she and Knock out are dating, and the group of them cleared out an old fort, known as Bridge City. Gus is being groomed as a king of the survivors. Along with one of the survivors from that army camp. Keb. And another one Jasper seems to be the only decent one ironically.
Anyway, one 日 Gus murderers a guy, throwing him down a cliff, for calling Lucy a cunt, and Gus a brat, all while black out drunk. Knock Out finds out. And Gus promises not to kill out of "anger", but instead out of needs for suvivor. Knock out takes it as "good enough".
At the same time two mystery woman, Wendy and Deb run to bridge city for protection from a group known as SLAVERS.. Lead によって this sadistic asshole called Korstantin.

Gus, Jasper and Keb ride out on bikes to see if the Slavers are real.. Using cocaine of all things to sharpen senses.. After Gus spares a Slaver. They are thanked によって Jasper getting blown up with an RPG, and Gus getting captured.

We meet the famish Korstantin. As expected. This dude is "something else".. He beats Gus with a brass kneckle, and chops his hand off. All with pleasure.. Then they crusify.. Yeah LITERARY crusify.. Gus.. The rest of the chapter is mostly Gus standing there as they occasionally piss on him, または poke him with a stick.. Not as humorish as it might sound. It's shocking humans can do that to other humans.

Eventually Keb saves the nearly dead Gus, returning him to Bridge City..

It's a little slow from there, till we 登録する the engineer character, Boardsword.. Most of the chapter is zombie fighting (Gus calls a horde of zombies to be called "damily").
They eventually start riding a train for reasons I forget. But it crashes and the narrator of the chapter (Boardsword) dies with the crew.

I'll skip to the end. Korstantin and his army arrive at Brdge City. Kor as I'll call him, demands Gus over a ブル horn. The cancer ridden Knock Out walks out, offering himself instead.. I guess Kor refuses.. He pitiously murders knock out, and all out war begins. But Kor and his men start getting getting killed によって dozens of "damily's" attracted によって the gun fire.

Keb dies helping Gus and them escape.. Bridge city destoried, and only a hand full servive, mainly Lucy and Gus.. Their fate unknown

So yeah.. Happy happy happy..

But seriously, try to find this book if あなた like deep, disturbing, apocalyptic, horror novels..

As for me.. I'm gonna look for that Steven King book THE MIST.. It's suppose to be short.. Certainly shorter than this one (but not によって much)..
#1: DUALITY:
I push my fingers into my...
EYYYYYES!!
It's the only thing! That slowly stops the ACHHHE!
But it's made of all! The things I have to TAAAKE!!
Jesus, it never ends!! it works it's way inSIDDDDE!
If the pain goes on!
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!



#2: SLUFUR:
Staaaaaay!!
you don't always know where あなた stand!
Till あなた know that あなた won't run awaaaay!
There's something inside me that feels!
Like breathing in sulfurrrrrrr!



#3: PSYCHOSOCIAL:
And the rain will kill us all!
Throw ourselves against the wall!
But no one else can see!
The preservation of the martyr in me!

PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!...
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Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were 与えられた powerful ユニコーン to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but あなた can't just harvest...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked によって me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no もっと見る than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about...
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Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are あなた sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. あなた must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are あなた any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.....
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#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...











#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to 愛 about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..


#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so 人気 on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..



#2: SMOSH:
I 愛 these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid YouTube stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has もっと見る than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
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posted by Canada24
Everybody who touched または held the diamonds besides Niko, Luis, Tony, Jerry Kapowitz and GTA Online Protagonist have been killed. Ironically, Jerry Kapowitz was not involved with them in any way, and never even knew of their existence, but was eventually the one to have them for himself.

Sometime before the events of the Grand Theft Auto IV saga, The Cook had stolen the diamonds from 線, レイ Bulgarin. He then smuggles the diamonds によって hiding them in cake batter, and brings them into Liberty City inside the Platypus, which is also bringing in Niko Bellic.

Eventually, Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, his boyfriend...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked によって all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most ファン label Iron Will as a...
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It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..

But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.

So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..

It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden または Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I 愛 EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.

Either way.
Maybe あなた guys have "different" opinions..

If so.
Say about it in your comments..
#10: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..

#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE 愛 Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant フレンズ with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart,...
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First things first..

Like Gears of War.
I only ever played the third one (both fuckin awesome によって the way).

But like with Gears of War 3.
I feel no 'need' of buying the old ones.
The third Max Payne seemed pretty self explaintory.
He's an retired cop who ロスト his family, and is very misable and rarely sober, as he has little to be "sober" for.

Anyway.
I'm not sure if it's just me.
But Max and John seem to have quite a lot in common.

The most obvious of these.
Is they both have the same sense of dark sarcasm.
Both are the type of characters. Who probably tell あなた to "relax and 'lighten up" before setting...
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#10: PINKIE PIE:
Yeah. あなた heard me. Pinkie Pie.
But think about it.
Everything that makes her adorable an cartoon pony, would make CRAZY ANNOYING in real life.
The high voice, the never shutting up, the over happiness, all of it.
Trust me..
I have PLENTY of Pinkie Pie's at my school.


#9: MICHEAL TOWNLEY/DE SANTA:
As much as I 愛 him, Amanda is right when she tells him "you are nothing. But a lying. Stealing. Hypercrite".
Even Franklyn dosen't always 'respect' Michael as much as Michael thinks he dose.
And Trevor's hate of him isn't ALWAYS uncalled for.
Michael IS responsible for Brad's death. And...
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#10: PINKAMENA (Cupcakes/my little pony)
What can I say.
She became one of the most well known Internet villains ever.
And while most hate Cupcakes, I find it humorous, and enjoy 読書 sequels of it.


#9: FLIQPY (happy 木, ツリー friends)
The character may not be ファン made, but the name Fliqpy is.
It's the perfect way of knowing the difference between nice flippy and evil flippy.
And most stories create Fliqpy as its own character, instead of just Flippy being snapped.
Always like how that happens.
Same with when people 表示する Pinkamena and Pinkie as completely different characters as well.


#8: DISCORD (Discord's...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
Yet anouther episode that I don't have much to say about it.

First off.
What the fuck was up with that intro.

We didn't see Alucard.
And having seen the ending bonus scenes, apparently its gonna be like that for a few other episodes as well.
As much as I HATE Alucard it's still gonna be weird not seeing him, but it probably is only for a short amount of time.

If your wondering about my thoughts of Penwood's death.
I don't have too much.
We don't know about him.
But still he died with honor, and I still solute to him.

Like all other Hellsing episodes I saw so, the battles are awesome, so no complaints...
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posted by Canada24
Evening y'all..
I completely forgotten I was reviewing this show, あなた can thank Nick (Windwaker) for the reminder that I was doing so.

Fanpop isn't the only places I make reviews for.
I am a member of Rotten Tomtoes and probably a few other places.
So I am always reviewing shit.
And so あなた can understand why it's hard for me to remember EVERYTHING I make reviews towards.
As there's Alpha & Omega, My Little Pony, Happy 木, ツリー Friends, Sparacus, and possibly Eminem's THE SLIM SHADY SHOW.

Anyway.
Here I go, reviewing episode 3.
Due to the style of battles, this sort of feels like I'm reviewing 300/Rise...
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BLACK RACISTS:
Any one who knows me, knows I can tolerate just about ANYTHING. Except for fuckin racism. I mean, most of フレンズ are either black または with Mexican relatives.. But, what I find can be even worse, is when some (not all, only some) turn ANYTHING I say into a racist slur, and あなた can never win in an argument because of this. Not judging anyone, just deeply annoyed, that's all..

AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over によって the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* もっと見る like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do あなた need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Now, you're probably wondering what this is all about. Today is Halloween, not only is it a fun holiday, but it also marks my one 年 anniversary of being a ファン on this club, and my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. That's what HIP stands for. STH on the other hand, stands for my username, Sean The Hedgehog.

STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little ポニー related username's one 年 anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
Fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.

October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville

STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big...
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posted by Canada24
Dennis radioed Johnny, saying that Vaas's men are preparing to kidnap a bunch of his men. Carly and Johnny agree to help in the battle. That way Carly would feel like she can that she finally gave Dennis the proper "thank you", for him saving Johnny's, and for being a good friend to her.

Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.

And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the 秒 one closely behind them.

"Okay. Okay.. But your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete informs all of his engineers, and fireponies that every diesel on their railway has...
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