I thought I'd 表示する もっと見る on AlexMane's character, によって retelling his version of all this.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Luna: (now a book publisher as a way to make a little extra money) (enraged) あなた DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING!?
Alex: Look, I been bus-
Luna: The book was about YOU, about YOUR life!.. Your just lazy.
Alexmane: And a drunk!
Luna: Wha-
AlexMane: Not joking, I'm drunk wait "now".
Luna: Well.. That explains the smell.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
LATER:
AlexMane: (having been fired によって Luna, for having spent 12 months not 書く a single sentence despite that he was 与えられた every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).
Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?
AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.
Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).
AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?
Trixie: We're already at a bar.
AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Duaa.
Trixie: Hey, I heard あなた been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She 発言しました something about あなた never wanting to have a baby.
AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?
-------------------------------------------------------------------
FLASHBACK:
Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby あなた ever saw?
AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).
Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!
AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.
END FLASHBACK:
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Trixie: Riight, あなた mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.
AlexMane: あなた have a boyfriend?.. あなた I CAN'T see あなた vig-
Trixie: Don't make me slap you.
AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.
Trixie: ................ I'll just bring him.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
THE FOLLOWING DAY:
Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.
Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's あなた again.
Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.
Alexmane: Prove it.
Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.
Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.
Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.
Alexmane: Whatever, what do あなた guys want?
Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.
Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.
Saten: I'll explain later.
Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.
Saten: It's Dinky あなた need to worry about, not me.
Alexmane: Well.. Okay.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
AlexMane: And this is YOUR room.
Dinky: (looks around) Umm. (points at "DIE ALEX DIE" spray painted on the wall).
AlexMane: Yeah.. あなた may wanna repaint.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
THE 次 DAY:
AlexMane: We're breaking up!?
Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how あなた expected me to 愛 あなた when あなた so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill あなた to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.
AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?
Lily: WHAT!?
AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.
Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.
AlexMane: ... Do あなた have your sister's number?
Lily: (eyes narrow).
-------------------------------------------------------------------
LATER:
AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.
Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.
AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?
Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.
AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.
Saten: What happened to your eyes?
AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied によって a gang.. I intervened.
Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.
AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.
Saten: Sure..
Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.
Saten: あなた DO know Lily and I are フレンズ right?
AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!
Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.
AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?
Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.
AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!
Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.
AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do あなた think I'm getting fat?
Lily: (voice) No way. あなた are in the prime of your life, never looked better.
AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?
Lily: (voice) あなた look like a pile of crap ate a 秒 pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?
Lily: (voice) The third one.
AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!
END OF EPISODE 1:
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Luna: (now a book publisher as a way to make a little extra money) (enraged) あなた DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING!?
Alex: Look, I been bus-
Luna: The book was about YOU, about YOUR life!.. Your just lazy.
Alexmane: And a drunk!
Luna: Wha-
AlexMane: Not joking, I'm drunk wait "now".
Luna: Well.. That explains the smell.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
LATER:
AlexMane: (having been fired によって Luna, for having spent 12 months not 書く a single sentence despite that he was 与えられた every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).
Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?
AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.
Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).
AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?
Trixie: We're already at a bar.
AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Duaa.
Trixie: Hey, I heard あなた been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She 発言しました something about あなた never wanting to have a baby.
AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?
-------------------------------------------------------------------
FLASHBACK:
Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby あなた ever saw?
AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).
Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!
AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.
END FLASHBACK:
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Trixie: Riight, あなた mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.
AlexMane: あなた have a boyfriend?.. あなた I CAN'T see あなた vig-
Trixie: Don't make me slap you.
AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.
Trixie: ................ I'll just bring him.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
THE FOLLOWING DAY:
Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.
Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's あなた again.
Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.
Alexmane: Prove it.
Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.
Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.
Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.
Alexmane: Whatever, what do あなた guys want?
Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.
Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.
Saten: I'll explain later.
Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.
Saten: It's Dinky あなた need to worry about, not me.
Alexmane: Well.. Okay.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
AlexMane: And this is YOUR room.
Dinky: (looks around) Umm. (points at "DIE ALEX DIE" spray painted on the wall).
AlexMane: Yeah.. あなた may wanna repaint.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
THE 次 DAY:
AlexMane: We're breaking up!?
Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how あなた expected me to 愛 あなた when あなた so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill あなた to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.
AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?
Lily: WHAT!?
AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.
Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.
AlexMane: ... Do あなた have your sister's number?
Lily: (eyes narrow).
-------------------------------------------------------------------
LATER:
AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.
Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.
AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?
Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.
AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.
Saten: What happened to your eyes?
AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied によって a gang.. I intervened.
Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.
AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.
Saten: Sure..
Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.
Saten: あなた DO know Lily and I are フレンズ right?
AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!
Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.
AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?
Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.
AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!
Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.
AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do あなた think I'm getting fat?
Lily: (voice) No way. あなた are in the prime of your life, never looked better.
AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?
Lily: (voice) あなた look like a pile of crap ate a 秒 pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?
Lily: (voice) The third one.
AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!
END OF EPISODE 1:
AlexMane
Warning: The owner of the copyright in this ファン fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this ファン fiction including any copying, reproduction または performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this ファン fiction.
Song: link
Song: link
continue reading...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy 表示する that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank あなた everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank あなた very much....
Song: link
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in ファン fictions.
Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing*
Colonel Allandra: *Staring at the DH17. She nervously drinks the cognac*
Harry: Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. あなた gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses*
Harry: Well do あなた punk?
Cody: Get, offa da beach!!
Stormtrooper 59: *Shooting dozens of Rebels with a DLT-19*
Cody: Let's, go!
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but...
