#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 通り, ストリート REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.
Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the 次 Robert England.
And, あなた know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.
Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).
Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.
Originally. あなた never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* または even who he is.
That's the fear.
That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So あなた know he's gone 愛 every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).
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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:
Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..
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#3: PURGE:
I probably don't need to explain によって this point
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#4: SAW MOVIES:
These are the type of films あなた have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..
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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Jim Carrey is hilarious here.
Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs
Doug, I 愛 あなた man.
But あなた when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..
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#6: NUMBER 23:
Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.
And he's GOOD at it..
Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn あなた hollywood!
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#7: GROWN UPS:
It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).
But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..
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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:
Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..
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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:
Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.
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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.
Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the 次 Robert England.
And, あなた know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.
Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).
Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.
Originally. あなた never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* または even who he is.
That's the fear.
That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So あなた know he's gone 愛 every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).
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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:
Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..
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#3: PURGE:
I probably don't need to explain によって this point
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#4: SAW MOVIES:
These are the type of films あなた have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..
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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Jim Carrey is hilarious here.
Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs
Doug, I 愛 あなた man.
But あなた when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..
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#6: NUMBER 23:
Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.
And he's GOOD at it..
Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn あなた hollywood!
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#7: GROWN UPS:
It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).
But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..
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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:
Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..
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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:
Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.
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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. または just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn あなた THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the 秒 half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged によって a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. または just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn あなた THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the 秒 half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged によって a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, または ドレイク, ドレーク and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly(アイ・カーリー) isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his 動画 (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, または ドレイク, ドレーク and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly(アイ・カーリー) isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his 動画 (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The 鮫, サメ may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 人気 mistake that people make. 移動する slowly toward the 海岸, ショア または a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms または kick または splash while あなた swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 鮫, サメ and the open ocean, 移動する away, または else the 鮫, サメ will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 鮫, サメ DOSE attack, あなた still need to stay calm. I know this is easier 発言しました than done. But. あなた need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The 鮫, サメ may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 人気 mistake that people make. 移動する slowly toward the 海岸, ショア または a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms または kick または splash while あなた swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 鮫, サメ and the open ocean, 移動する away, または else the 鮫, サメ will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 鮫, サメ DOSE attack, あなた still need to stay calm. I know this is easier 発言しました than done. But. あなた need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..