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Roman: (meets Niko at the ボート stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took あなた so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. あなた know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR あなた SING!

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Roman: Do あなた think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and あなた won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come あなた with me.

Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest bullet in the world!.

Roman: Calm down Niko.. I thought あなた had your anger issues under control?

Niko: What are あなた talking about. I don't have anger issu- (suddenly enraged) OH MY GOD ROMAN! あなた DID "NOT" HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR A BIRD!.. あなた KNOW THEY FLY RIGHT!?

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Roman: That's right. I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt!

Niko: SHUT UP! (angrily punches hole into the wall).

Roman: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, I guess I'm okay with あなた destroying my property.

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Raman: But anyway.. But here, all I needed was one good guy. One good guy, I could do well. Not take over the world, but do oka-

Niko: (angrily after looking in the fridge) WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MILK!?

Roman: I don't have any-

Niko: (enraged) Then go out and FUCKIN によって SOME!

Roman: (scared) Okay, okay! (runs out the door).

SOON AFTER:

Roman: (gives Niko ミルク container) あなた happy now?

Niko: (happily) I'm VERY happy now.

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Niko: Fine., During the war. We did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked によって the old and 苦い into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse... Roman?

Niko: (violently pounds table) ROMAN!.. Are あなた sleeping あなた FAT FUCK!?

Roman: I'm sorry I-

Niko: FUCK あなた ROMAN!... Fuck!... Fuck someone!... Fuck a tit!... Fuck a tit hard!... For the 愛 of Alan greenspan... FUCK!

Roman: ... Feel better?

Niko: ... (sighs) not really.

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Dardan: Fuck you! (tries to stab Niko, who dodge it)

Niko: (breaks his arm).

Dardan Oh my arm. Oh!

Niko: (mockingly) Ohh, was that your arm?

Dardan: Fuck you!

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Niko: I'm sorry!

Roman: SCREW YOU!

Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought あなた were okay with it!

Roman: Well clearly I'm not!

Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?

Roman: Vlad must of took it.

Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!

Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-

Niko: (finds and cocks a ポンプ action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).

Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!

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Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.

Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!

Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?

Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..

Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).

Niko: (holding handgun).

Daughter: あなた KILLED HIM!

Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did あなた expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.

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Roman: (on phone) Cousin, let's go bowling.

Niko: Not know Roman.

Roman: (on phone) Strip club than?

Niko: あなた know I don't care for that shit cousin.

Roman: (on phone) but they got Lindsay Lohan now.

Niko: ... Really?

Roman: (on phone) yeah. And she shows EVERYTHING!

Niko: Oh god! That is so fuckin hot!

Roman: (on phone) I know right.

Niko: What about Paris Hilton?... I mean.. She's a idiot. But she's got an rockin bod!

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Packie and Derrick dramatically burst out of the bank, firing at the cops.

The scream moments from KORN - GET THIS PARTY STARTED fill the background).

Packie: (annoyed) Niko! Turn off the music! I can't concentrate.

Niko: (holding a CD player that's playing the Korn song), But it's setting the mood!

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Niko: (walks past Johnny, on his way to save Roman) こんにちは Johnny.

Johnny: (dialing phone) こんにちは Niko.

Niko: (goes into the warehouse, and pulls out gun).

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Ray: (gets shot in the face and dies)

Niko: (holding desert eagle) HA! I shot your face!.. Take that faceless!... Serves あなた right for thinking I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his お気に入り downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all 愛 Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!

(20 分 later)

Niko: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot あなた see at タコス ベル at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...

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Niko: And that's why I need you

Dash: (outside Packie's house).. But never 発言しました anything.. あなた came over, knocked on my door. and 発言しました "and that's why I need you".

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Dimitri: Fuck あなた Bellic!

Niko: No fuck あなた Dimitri!.. I KNEW it was a mistake to work with you!.. But I DID... I promised Roman to start forgiving.. And now あなた took him!... I FUCKIN HATE YOU!

Dimitri: (a bit annoyed) Yes! I am aware of that.

Niko: I have もっと見る respect for the shit I invaded my toilet with, than I for you. I'm surprised ANYBODYnlikes あなた for all あなた do.. Your a cruel, ugly, annoying-

20 分 later

Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the roof) over confident, backstabbing, son of a bitch!... And when I find you! swear I am gonna I will rip out your eyes, jab them down your throat and have あなた watch as I slowly rip each body part off and cut them into bite sized pieces and tha-

5 hours later:

Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the boat) And when it's finally all done, I will cut off your head and place it over my fireplace, as a constant reminder of what a cold hearted FUCK looks like!.. and this WILL happen, I will hunt あなた down and-

2 hours later:

Niko: (still talking as he's getting on Jacob's helicopter) And than.. And only than, would I be able to 移動する on!

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Niko: (approaches) Welcome to America.

Dimitri: (translated) Screw you... あなた dick.

Niko: Yeah well.. Kill my cousin.. And this is what happens. (shoves a grenade down Dimitri's throat and walks away as it goes off, pieces of Dimitri flying all over the place).
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Perviously on Ponies On The Rails, Gordon went into Portland, and Pete had to go see what he was up to. During that, Pete put Hawkeye in charge of things while he was away. This is what happened.

At the Cheyenne train station,...
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#1: CUPCAKES:

I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were もっと見る writers like Sergent Sprinkles".

This is, in my opinion, the greatest クリーピーパスタ ever.
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..

Not only that, but the fact that カップケーキ has some of the greastest ファン 動画 and ファン sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...
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posted by Canada24
So..

Episode 3 was a bit slow for me.
It's the aftermath of the directors death.
(Witch I guarantee would be Johan Lieberts doings).

So either way, not much to say about episode 3.

Episode 4 is a bit もっと見る interesting.
Partially when we finally meet Johan Liebert.
And just as I expected, Johan was the one that poisoned those doctors, and was the one that was found shot in the head. Shows like this usually result like that.

I bet most of あなた are asking it.
So here it is.
Johan seems cool so far.
I remember Wind linked me that scene, I was so excited about seeing that part where we meet Johan.
Too bad...
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posted by Canada24
Obviously I got the idea of making this kinda 記事 after WindWaker's culture.. Whatever..

I heard a little about that.. But mainly I heard about Onison. Which is a different beast all together..

Anyway, obviously I'm here to instead talk about the creator of Ren and Stimpy. As all the YouTube 動画 I saw about him are darkly interesting.

Though mainly, it's deeply disguesting and horrorific. Not only cause he did these things. But because the people down at Nick seemed to be mostly fine with it. They fired him not for having sex with minors, または sending out nude pictures to fans. But for not...
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posted by Canada24
It's been years sense I've seen this movie.. In fact, last time I saw it. I was about 7 years old.. So it's BASICALLY like seeing it the first time.

There's so much too like about this movie.
It's kid friendly, nobody gets hurt in the end.. (except the off screen deaths).

But that doesn't mean this film isn't dark, creepy, and really well acted.. Screw rotten tomatoes, what do they know..

In 1969, 8 年 old, after being attacked によって a group of bullies, who also steal his bicycle. Alan follows the sound of tribal drumbeats to a construction site. He finds the chest containing a board game called...
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posted by Canada24
So.. I got REALLY bored.. And watched all the way up to episode 10.. Yeah.. 4 episodes.

This 表示する is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.

Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.

But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"
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I forgot I was suppose to be reviewing this show.
表示する watched 5 and 6.

Not much to say. These episodes were pretty slow up till the last ten 分 of episode 6.
Guess it'll be もっと見る interesting in the 次 one.

Till 次 time. I guess


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posted by Canada24
I thank DreamTime for linking that page..

It's weird, this is the first I actually know how to USE that site.

Another weird thing. I actually wanted to see Monster FIRST.
Death Note wasn't something I was actually very interested in seeing. But it's the only one I found.
I probably won't watch it as much as Monster.

But anyway, I had a lot of time to spare I watched episode one AND episode two. Save my self some time and I'll probably be doing a lot of that.
Sense this one looks a lot better so far.
Death note is good. But can't honestly say I'm fully ENJOYING it yet. It's kinda weird..

Uh anyway....
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#1:
"It's one if あなた want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if あなた drop a glass ビール bottle.. あなた pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"


#2:
"Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"


#3:
"There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... または there's also the fact...
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