#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... または I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)
#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here あなた go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, あなた can try to kill me again later.
#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started overflowing with me still glued to the seat. So there I was, glued to the toilet and being hit with wave after wave of other people's poop.
#4:
Ian: (smirks) Dude, you're totally gonna lose this one! Burritos are made out of, OK - one: cement, and two: Donald Trump's old skin!
Anthony: Yeah, but I tried both of these things, and they TASTE JUST FINE!!
#5:
Anthony: Let's do.. the skissors!
Ian: What?
Anthony: (points at Scissors) These skissors!
Ian: "Oooh, あなた mean the skis-órs? YEAH! LET’S DO IT!!
#6:
Anthony: Let's go, burrito! Come back to me!
[Anthony throws the burrito, which comes back, soaring straight over his head and keeps going]
Burrito: (voiced によって Ian) SEE あなた LATER, F*GGET!!
#7:
Anthony: Anyway, what about the abilty to hear your dog's thoughts?
(Anthony is sitting on a couch, eating a hot dog. A dog stares at him)
Dog: Hey, give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! こんにちは give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! Hey, give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN HOTDOG!!
#8:
Anthony: How about the ability to turn into water?
(Ian takes a glass of water and drinks it)
Anthony: NOOOOOO!
(Camera pans to Anthony)
Anthony: That's my water!
#9:
Anthony: Yeah, but what about the ability to detect when your friend's feeling really akward, 'cause you've been sitting on his lap this entire time.
Ian: (was sitting on the lap the entire time) Why would あなた ever need that power?
#10:
Anthony: (enthusiastically) Dig me a hole to China, burrito! [starts digging] I wanna see some Chinese people!
[After a short while, Anthony stops digging in confusion, and then unearths a blue vase. The Merchant from Resident Evil 4 appears]
The Merchant: Greetings, stranger! What are あなた selling?
Anthony: This is...this is a vase!
The Merchant: Ahh! I'll buy it at a high price! [Gives Anthony money in exchange for the vase]
Anthony: (excited) Oh! Eleven bucks?! WOO! YEAH!
#11:
Reporter: (about Smosh) We're reporting live on how an emo-hair loser and bowl-hair reject managed to get so many 閲覧数 on their stupid 動画 right in this house. (gets attacked によって zombies)
Anthony: (not realizing it's them) Man, I wanted to make fun of those stupid-haired losers!
#12:
Ian: I'll bet your churro can't be a ピンク frosted sprinkled donut!
Anthony: Oh, yes it CAN!
Ian: Oh, Yeah!? No it can't because your churro isn't pink, it isn't frosted, it isn't sprinkled , and it's definitely not PINK!
Anthony: Well maybe if I ca-
Ian: Well yeah?! yeah?! so あなた know what? F!#K YOU!!
#13:
Narrator: It's been 13 hours, how do あなた feel now?
Jim: Must keep working, must never stop working, must always work, I 愛 to work!
Boss: Jim, go home, everybody already left.
(Jim turns to his boss and screen turns red)
Jim (demonically possessed voice): NOT RIGHT NOW CHIEF, I AM IN THE FRICKING ZONE!!
(Jim turns back to his computer and keeps typing)
Jim: (normal voice) I 愛 work I am going I will keep on typing If I stop typing I will die *laughs maniacally*
#14:
Narrator: 15 時 energy, because taking care of yourself with a proper diet and sleep is f**king stupid!
#15:
Dickle: And if あなた don't believe the Potter Pill will work for you, just listen to these satisfied customers.
(the customers are seen dead)
#16:
Dickle: It's even FDA approved.
Dr. Peacock: (has a gun over his head) This product is FDA approved.
#17:
Ian: What the hell does GPS stand for!?
Anthony: I don't know, it's just a cool combination of letters that don't mean anything, like USA.
#18:
Anthony: Let's take a stab at your mom with my dic- (shows book) -tionary!
#19:
Ian: Why did あなた tell your grandpa I'm gay?
Anthony: Cause he was old and it made him happy!
#20:
Ian: What was that noise!?
Anthony: I don't know.. あなた should go check it out によって himself, where nobody can hear you, and without bringing any form of weapon, just take this (gives him flashlight).
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... または I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)
#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here あなた go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, あなた can try to kill me again later.
#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started overflowing with me still glued to the seat. So there I was, glued to the toilet and being hit with wave after wave of other people's poop.
#4:
Ian: (smirks) Dude, you're totally gonna lose this one! Burritos are made out of, OK - one: cement, and two: Donald Trump's old skin!
Anthony: Yeah, but I tried both of these things, and they TASTE JUST FINE!!
#5:
Anthony: Let's do.. the skissors!
Ian: What?
Anthony: (points at Scissors) These skissors!
Ian: "Oooh, あなた mean the skis-órs? YEAH! LET’S DO IT!!
#6:
Anthony: Let's go, burrito! Come back to me!
[Anthony throws the burrito, which comes back, soaring straight over his head and keeps going]
Burrito: (voiced によって Ian) SEE あなた LATER, F*GGET!!
#7:
Anthony: Anyway, what about the abilty to hear your dog's thoughts?
(Anthony is sitting on a couch, eating a hot dog. A dog stares at him)
Dog: Hey, give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! こんにちは give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! Hey, give me the hot dog! Give me the hot dog! JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN HOTDOG!!
#8:
Anthony: How about the ability to turn into water?
(Ian takes a glass of water and drinks it)
Anthony: NOOOOOO!
(Camera pans to Anthony)
Anthony: That's my water!
#9:
Anthony: Yeah, but what about the ability to detect when your friend's feeling really akward, 'cause you've been sitting on his lap this entire time.
Ian: (was sitting on the lap the entire time) Why would あなた ever need that power?
#10:
Anthony: (enthusiastically) Dig me a hole to China, burrito! [starts digging] I wanna see some Chinese people!
[After a short while, Anthony stops digging in confusion, and then unearths a blue vase. The Merchant from Resident Evil 4 appears]
The Merchant: Greetings, stranger! What are あなた selling?
Anthony: This is...this is a vase!
The Merchant: Ahh! I'll buy it at a high price! [Gives Anthony money in exchange for the vase]
Anthony: (excited) Oh! Eleven bucks?! WOO! YEAH!
#11:
Reporter: (about Smosh) We're reporting live on how an emo-hair loser and bowl-hair reject managed to get so many 閲覧数 on their stupid 動画 right in this house. (gets attacked によって zombies)
Anthony: (not realizing it's them) Man, I wanted to make fun of those stupid-haired losers!
#12:
Ian: I'll bet your churro can't be a ピンク frosted sprinkled donut!
Anthony: Oh, yes it CAN!
Ian: Oh, Yeah!? No it can't because your churro isn't pink, it isn't frosted, it isn't sprinkled , and it's definitely not PINK!
Anthony: Well maybe if I ca-
Ian: Well yeah?! yeah?! so あなた know what? F!#K YOU!!
#13:
Narrator: It's been 13 hours, how do あなた feel now?
Jim: Must keep working, must never stop working, must always work, I 愛 to work!
Boss: Jim, go home, everybody already left.
(Jim turns to his boss and screen turns red)
Jim (demonically possessed voice): NOT RIGHT NOW CHIEF, I AM IN THE FRICKING ZONE!!
(Jim turns back to his computer and keeps typing)
Jim: (normal voice) I 愛 work I am going I will keep on typing If I stop typing I will die *laughs maniacally*
#14:
Narrator: 15 時 energy, because taking care of yourself with a proper diet and sleep is f**king stupid!
#15:
Dickle: And if あなた don't believe the Potter Pill will work for you, just listen to these satisfied customers.
(the customers are seen dead)
#16:
Dickle: It's even FDA approved.
Dr. Peacock: (has a gun over his head) This product is FDA approved.
#17:
Ian: What the hell does GPS stand for!?
Anthony: I don't know, it's just a cool combination of letters that don't mean anything, like USA.
#18:
Anthony: Let's take a stab at your mom with my dic- (shows book) -tionary!
#19:
Ian: Why did あなた tell your grandpa I'm gay?
Anthony: Cause he was old and it made him happy!
#20:
Ian: What was that noise!?
Anthony: I don't know.. あなた should go check it out によって himself, where nobody can hear you, and without bringing any form of weapon, just take this (gives him flashlight).
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
A not so long time 前 in a world ruled によって ponies
Theme song: link
HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE
Episode XI
Return To Ponyville
Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with 虹 Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.
However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a 宇宙 station, called the Death Egg, and they needed もっと見る money to finishbuilding this death defying 宇宙 station.
To make もっと見る money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the 前 H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.
Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...
I missed my chance.. I'm always one 年 behind in this show.. But now that their 表示中 every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a 表示する like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a 表示する like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
Vaas
