#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill あなた both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell あなた all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill あなた both, slice あなた open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear あなた up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: こんにちは Ty? Who あなた think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set によって our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE あなた ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. あなた heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome あなた freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: あなた think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask あなた something? Did あなた have to live the rest of your life with your best フレンズ life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So あなた can take your god damn レポート and shove it up your ass... And let me tell あなた something else.. あなた did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that あなた created... So あなた live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how あなた like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few 秒 were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe あなた want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, あなた WISH あなた had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are あなた such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) あなた oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill あなた both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell あなた all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill あなた both, slice あなた open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear あなた up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: こんにちは Ty? Who あなた think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set によって our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE あなた ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. あなた heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome あなた freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: あなた think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask あなた something? Did あなた have to live the rest of your life with your best フレンズ life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So あなた can take your god damn レポート and shove it up your ass... And let me tell あなた something else.. あなた did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that あなた created... So あなた live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how あなた like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few 秒 were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe あなた want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, あなた WISH あなた had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are あなた such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) あなた oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy あなた guys enjoyed even もっと見る then I "thought" あなた people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless あなた like stupid comedies によって an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid ファン fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy あなた guys enjoyed even もっと見る then I "thought" あなた people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless あなた like stupid comedies によって an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid ファン fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my アバター photo, can clearly guess who my お気に入り Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story によって him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The タイトル is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story によって him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The タイトル is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..