#1:
"Let's read 名言・格言 during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, あなた can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and あなた wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell あなた how I really felt about it, but then I... I told あなた the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My 質問 is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight joining other princesses, (pretending to get もっと見る and もっと見る angry) In an event, for the PRINCESSES!!


#4:
"I sense a stereotype, beep, beep, beep"


#5:
Celestia: あなた failed!
Mrawkwardreviewer: NOO!! (is heard throwing something into wall).


#6:
"OH MY GOD! IT'S JOHN DE LANCIE!! I got an total nerd orgasm wait now!"


#7:
"Look at the guy watching the CMC's the play.. Probably think "If I were a pedophile I'll be thinking DAAAAMN"........ I'm kidding, he probably isn't thinking that.


#8:
"Well.... Guess THAT's the end of the episode.. Seemed rushed.


#9:
ポニー Mov Spike: Y'know, あなた can say "anybody". Instead of "anypony". Frankly I don't see what the point of that is. I would've known what あなた had meant if あなた had 発言しました "anybody". Seems to me like that's the kind of thing that everybody's doing just because everybody else is doing it. So...
Mrawkwardreviewer: (thinking EXCATLY what I was thinking at this moment) THANK YOUUU!!..
ポニー Mov Spike: ... What? Look, I'm cool, dude! I'm down! Okay? Frankly I'm just happy to be here today. Let's just zap this 雌犬 already, okay? I'm gettin' antsy. [in the distance] Give me a break today, huh? My girlfriend's trying to get me to quit weed.
Mrawkwardreviewer: Wait? Who's your girlfriend?.. Is it Lyra?.. (screaming) DON'T あなた TOUCH HER!! (throws something).


#10:
Luna: Since あなた choose to fear your princess rather than 愛 her!
Mrawkwardreviewer: Don't cry Luna, I still 愛 you... Not sexually, shut up!


#11:
"Hopefully there's no お茶, 紅茶 parties.. That's all I can say"..


#12: ポニー MOV DISCORD: PONIES ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS!!
Mrawkwardreviewer: Wow... Fuck あなた Discord. Never thought I'd say that.


#13:
Spike: Seems like only yesterday I was saving this place from being totally destroyed. Hey, あなた guys remember that?
虹 Dash: あなた only mentioned it about fifteen times on the train here.
Mrawkwardreviewer: Don't be A bitch.. He's not use to be celebrated... Calm your tits Dash.


#14:
Spike: That was it? Princess Celestia had あなた come all the way to the Crystal Empire just to do that? I mean, whoa, really regal and important!
(the other five glare at him).
Mrawkwardreviewer: NOO!! He was right! Don't glare at him like that!


#15:
Princess Cadance: Don't get me wrong. Life in the Crystal Empire is wonderful, but it's become a little... predictable.
Mrawkwardreviewer: Ohhh... Because she's married... (sarcastically) Great message to the kids.


#16:
"My god! I feel my manliness lowering with each episode!"


#17:
"My laugh is like an orgasm!"


#18:
Shining Armor: あなた want to know why my eyes went all [bells jangling]? Nuh! Because ever since I started having to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines.
Mrawkwardreviewer: (sarcatically) Yeah, cause the kids TOTALLY know what migraines are.


#19:
Chrysalis: Right あなた are, Princess. And as クイーン of the changelings, it is up to me to find 食 for my subjects. Equestria has もっと見る 愛 than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain もっと見る power than we have ever dreamed of!
Mrawkwardreviewer: What the hell is Celestia standing there for!.. Just letting her monologue are we?


#20:
(ending catch phrase)
"I'll see あなた at the flag pole!"