Why dose everybody hate Roman Bellic.
Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.
He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.
But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.
He calls あなた a bit too much.
I get that.
But think about it.
He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..
But I would let Roman haters go.
But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.
the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".
It's not even true.
Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.
I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.
Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.
He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.
But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.
He calls あなた a bit too much.
I get that.
But think about it.
He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..
But I would let Roman haters go.
But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.
the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".
It's not even true.
Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.
I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.
Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
I know 発言しました this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing あなた can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every 日 assurance..
As I 発言しました before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown によって his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing あなた can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every 日 assurance..
As I 発言しました before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown によって his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a 蚊 bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before あなた even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a 蚊 bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before あなた even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
あなた better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna パンチ あなた square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If あなた don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
あなた don't understand. あなた don't understand because あなた don't understand liberty. あなた don't understand freedom. So あなた put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! あなた hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
あなた tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him ホーム によって tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If あなた have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
あなた better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna パンチ あなた square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If あなた don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
あなた don't understand. あなた don't understand because あなた don't understand liberty. あなた don't understand freedom. So あなた put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! あなた hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
あなた tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him ホーム によって tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If あなた have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a ランダム magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract あなた as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey!
Trevor: (driving off) あなた just been T-Jacked, bitch!
Audience: (cheers at this)
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