#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even ロンドン bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. ロンドン Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do あなた know what my 上, ページのトップへ three お気に入り things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. 秒 is Nazis. Can あなた guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: あなた will witness what happens what here today, and あなた will will speak of it later.. Except あなた won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what あなた do, is あなた go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help あなた go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that あなた think that your titless 尻, お尻 intimidates me, または that あなた think my boss would let me live if あなた did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did あなた do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But あなた can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did あなた do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet あなた I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet あなた you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet あなた you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet あなた you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even ロンドン bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. ロンドン Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do あなた know what my 上, ページのトップへ three お気に入り things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. 秒 is Nazis. Can あなた guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: あなた will witness what happens what here today, and あなた will will speak of it later.. Except あなた won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what あなた do, is あなた go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help あなた go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that あなた think that your titless 尻, お尻 intimidates me, または that あなた think my boss would let me live if あなた did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did あなた do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But あなた can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did あなた do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet あなた I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet あなた you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet あなた you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet あなた you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!
Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)
Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..
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Well, what can I say..
A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.
I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..
A vey "different" 表示する then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.
I want a death note.
There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"
Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)
Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Well, what can I say..
A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.
I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..
A vey "different" 表示する then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.
I want a death note.
There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"
#1: WILLIAM WALLACE:
He was a man of his times. However, Hollywood has made him something he never really was. Wallace was a terrorist and guerrilla fighter who was as much out for himself as he was for Scotland, and he caused as many problems for the Scots as for the English. After a Wallace raid, it would be the locals who suffered reprisals, not Wallace and his band of cutthroats..
#2: BENJAMIN MARTIN:
While still a war hero.
He apparently spend his free time SHOOTING his slaves for "sport"..
#3: GEORGE WASINGTON:
Apparently George Washington was pompous, and refused to even shake anyone's hand after he became president, deeming people "less than worthy"..
He was a man of his times. However, Hollywood has made him something he never really was. Wallace was a terrorist and guerrilla fighter who was as much out for himself as he was for Scotland, and he caused as many problems for the Scots as for the English. After a Wallace raid, it would be the locals who suffered reprisals, not Wallace and his band of cutthroats..
#2: BENJAMIN MARTIN:
While still a war hero.
He apparently spend his free time SHOOTING his slaves for "sport"..
#3: GEORGE WASINGTON:
Apparently George Washington was pompous, and refused to even shake anyone's hand after he became president, deeming people "less than worthy"..