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Caillou's Punishment 日 (Sequel of Caillou beats up Pikachu/grounded)

(The following morning, Caillou is now sleeping peacefully in his ベッド of his bedroom until....)
Boris: CAILLOU! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW! DID あなた FORGOT WHAT TODAY IS?!
Caillou: Oh no. I have punishment 日 today. (Crying as he walked down the stars to meet his parents)
Boris: Okay. Let's get started for these punishments. You'll have five of them and the last one will be super extreme. Punishment one: eating Brussels sprouts.
(At the kitchen)
Doris: Come on. Eat your Brussels sprouts. This punishment won't be over until あなた eat some.
Caillou: But mom...
Doris: NOW!
(Caillou eats Brussels sprouts)
Caillou: Yuck. That was disgusting.
(At Chuck E Cheese's)
Boris: Punishment two: Yelling 'I hate Chuck E Cheese's' for everyone to hear.
Caillou: But Dad, Chuck E Cheese's is my お気に入り place. I don't want to do it right now! (crying)
Boris: あなた better do it right now または あなた will have extra punishments!!!
Caillou: I hate Chuck E Cheese's.
Boris: Say it louder.
Caillou: I hate Chuck E Cheese's!
Boris: LOUDER!
Caillou: I HATE CHUCK E CHEESE'S!!! (crying)
(At the bathroom of Caillou's parents house)
Boris: Punishment three: get in a very very very cold shower.
Caillou: I don't want to.
Boris: GO!
(Caillou is crying when he's in a cold shower)
Caillou: It's so cold, it's so cold, it's so cold, it's so cold, it's so cold! Help me! (crying)
(At the living room)
Doris: Punishment four: Spanking. I've been waiting for this since あなた pushed Rosie outta your room just a few months ago.
(Doris spanking Caillou 30 times)
Caillou: Ow ow ow ow ow! I can't feel my butt. (crying)
Boris: And finally punishment five: giving あなた razor blades and dumping レモネード on you.
(Off screen, Boris gives Caillou razor blades)
Caillou: Ouch. Now I have some razor blades.
(Boris dumps レモネード on Caillou)
Caillou: WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! IT HURTS!!!
Boris: Now go to your room and sleep forever! And don't あなた think about torturing your little sister!
(Caillou runs off, crying)

The End!!!!
[The episode begins at Los Angeles City Hall in Downtown LA.]

LAPD Police Officer: For murdering his parents and sister who sold their souls, I make Caillou no longer an ordinary boy. I make him Prince Caillou!

[The crowd cheers. The police officer puts the crown on Caillou's head.

John: Prince Caillou, it is I, King John! あなた will be living with me in the castle. I promise to あなた that I will only teach あなた good things, never sell my soul, and あなた will always and forever live in peace. I will also inspire and help あなた to grow your faith as well.
Grandma+Grandpa: Congratulations Prince Caillou!...
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Caillou disrespects Julie/beats up Julie and Rosie/grounded

(Caillou's mommy and daddy are going out for a special ディナー on their anniversary tonight.)
Caillou: I wanna go with you. I don't want to stay ホーム with my dumb sister.
Doris: Caillou, it's our anniversary that's a special 日 for Mommy and Daddy. And stop being mean to Rosie for once in your life.
Boris: And we'll have something special for あなた and Rosie, too. A brand-new babysitter. Isn't that nice?
Caillou: I don't want to know babysitter.
(Doorbell rings)
Boris: That must be Julie now. I'll go get the door.
Caillou: I really don't...
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Doris: Boris, Gilbert, come here!
Boris: What is it?
Doris: I'm having a baby!
Boris: Wow, we are having a baby!

At first, they were happy, but later on, Doris was starting to feel pain during her pregnancy.

Doris: Ow! My tummy hurts! This baby is really starting to hurt me! I really want to punish it, but I can't think of any way to do so.
Boris: I know! Let's sell our souls to the devil. Maybe the devil could help us to punish the baby.
Doris: Good idea!
Boris+Doris: Starting today, we sell our souls to the devil, and forever be mean to the baby.
Gilbert: meows worriedly

Later at the hospital

Doris:...
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