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This takes place in an alternate season 5 timeline.
Shout out to Katie and Cat for giving me feedback, and thanks again to Katie for making a Common Enemies wallpaper, which is totally awesome. (It's at the bottom of the page.)
PREVIOUSLY:
Dracula was getting all annoyed because he didn't know what to do. He decided to call link, of link, to ask for a crystal called "The Nitromian Crystal". Tara was worried that the Scoobies could get hurt when fighting The Big D. Buffy says not to worry. Giles agrees with Tara. Clem runs to Spike's place, and nearly burns him to death. He tells Spike that Drac's in town. Drac owes Spike 11 pounds. Spike thinks the Crystal's a myth. Drac is out to kill
the one and only link, and the Buffster.

SUNNYDALE, CALIFORNIA
SPIKE'S CRYPT
"So what!?" Spike said.
"I-I thought あなた would want to do something about it.." 発言しました Clem, obviously scared.
"Get out Clem, Passions is on! I wanna find out what happens to Timmy today! He got trapped in a well at the end of the last episode." 発言しました Spike, only half listening, because Timmy's twin brother Jimmy had just gone down the well to save him.
"Spike, the Gem of Amara was a myth, right?" 発言しました Clem, his ears turning red with excitement.
"Point taken. What happened last time isn't gonna happen again. Just because he got the crystal, which isn't me saying that he even did get the crystal, he couldn't use it to take over Sunnydale again. That was over 60 years ago!"

GILES'S HOUSE
Anya opened the plain, off-white door of Giles's house. If she had a door like that, she would have killed herself. It was old, and ugly, and.. ugh. In the house it was oddly still, as if someone had tidied up the place, just before they had massacred everyone in the house. "Anya! Nothing like that is ever going to happen. Xander can take care of himself." she thought to herself. "What if..." she felt her ハート, 心 sink, "Milo, the leader of the evil bunny tribe of west California has ordered all his tiny, fuzzy, disgusting minions to kidnap Xander and Buffy and Willow and Giles and Tara?!" she thought, scared. Suddenly there was a thump on the stairs. She creeped towards the suddenly daunting stairway. もっと見る thumps. Something large came out of the small としょうかん, ライブラリ Giles kept for magic books. "Don't come a step closer, あなた evil- Oh, Giles!" she said, turning red.
"What was that, Anya?" he said, confused.
"Nothing!"
Willow and Buffy walked down the stairs, quietly chatting.
"Buffy, do あなた need me to do any spells to help あなた with anything?" Willow said.
"Nah, me and Xander will be okay."
"Xander!? Why does he get to go and not me?" 発言しました Willow.
"He really knows a lot about The Dark Prin- Dracula, for some reason." 発言しました Buffy, blushing.
"Can I come?! I know all about Dracula! Like, I know that he has three pet 子猫 called Veronica, Mac, and Logan-" piped Anya.
"That's great Anya, it's just-" 発言しました Buffy.
"Fine, I won't come.." 発言しました Anya disappointed.
"Actually, I was gonna say we don't have three axes, but then I remembered the Egyptian one I got last Christmas. Remember how we accidentally sliced that Flegraffar demon in two?" she said, giggling.
"Really!? Great!" shouted Anya, excited.
"Anya, Anya, remember how we talked about shouting in someone's ear?" 発言しました Xander, annoyed.
"Yes..."
"Wait, so Anya's allowed to come?! I'm way better at stuff than Anya! I can do magic! Can she do magic? No, she can't. No offense Anya." 発言しました Willow.
"None taken."
"It's just, I'm afraid that あなた guys will get hurt. Giles, is there any way for you, to like, call in reinforcements, または something?" 発言しました Buffy.
"Yes, I'll call in Torchwood right away." 発言しました Giles, absent mindedly polishing his glasses. Anya didn't know how they hadn't been over-polished already.
"What's Torchwood?" 発言しました Willow, confused.
"Torchwood. Outside the government, beyond the police. Tracking down alien life on earth - A secret organization founded in Scotland によって クイーン Victoria in 1879, after she was bitten によって a werewolf at her mansion- named Torchwood House. Members Captain Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, and Ianto Jones, sworn defenders of the Earth. Occasionally assisted によって UNIT officer Dr. Martha Jones, Torchwood are a force to be reckoned with." 発言しました Anya passionately, "Plus, Jack has this really cool sonic gun. I met Jack once. It was back in... let's see... 1427, approximately-"
"Approximately?" 発言しました Buffy.
"Time wasn't measured as accurately back then. So, where was I. Oh yeah! The June of 1427, Cardiff, Wales. I was helping this girl who's boyfriend had tried to kill her brother. Funny story, actually, so, I put a Refallo demon in his pillow, and-"
"The point?" 発言しました Buffy.
"Oh yeah, Jack. He was looking for some guy named like, 'Doctor' または something, and we-"
"That's enough. So, who's up for some Vamp staking fun?" 発言しました Xander.
"If Jack is coming, I'd rather stay here."
"I was kidding Anya." 発言しました Giles, still polishing his glasses.

AFTER THE VAMP STAKING FUN, THE FORTRESS OF THE DARK PRINCE OF THE BEINGS OF THE NIGHT
"Anya, wait here for a 秒 while we check if the coast is clear," Buffy whispered as she and Xander walked towards the end of the corridor.
When they opened the doors, a cold voice greeted them.
"I've been waiting for you." 発言しました Dracula.
"Master..." 発言しました Xander, as he and Buffy knelt down.

Meanwhile, Anya was standing in the darkly lit hallway, thinking about life, and Xander, and money, and Jack.
After a few 分 of waiting, Anya, who was extremely impatient decided to see what was going on in there.
She stormed through the doorway.
"Anyanka." 発言しました the velvety voice of Dracula.
"Long time no see. Oh, and it's Anya now." she said, calmly, looking around his decadent castle. "Where are Xander and Buffy?"
"You know them? Interesting. あなた seem to be adapting to humanity well. Which is odd, seeing as あなた seemed so, what's the term, 'anti - human', last time we met. So, Anya's a nice name. It sounds French."
"I don't think it is, but I think my middle name is; Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins. Anyway just tell me where Xander and Buffy are!"
"They're... doing a favor for me."
"What?! I'm leaving."
"We haven't had enough time to catch up.." he said, pushing his dark hair out of his eyes. He snapped his fingers, and blood red ropes came out of nowhere, binding her to the spot. She looked down and realized- the ropes were stained with blood.
"You know, it's been a long time since I've talked with a demon. Or, ex-demon, as it may be."
"Jeez, what happened to you, Dracula? あなた never used to be so.... boring. You've just been ranting, It's like, bla bla bla bla, it never stops! I mean, come on! You're DRA-C-ULA! The Big D! The Prince of Darkness, etc. etc. etc. - あなた used to be fun!" she said, slowly trying to slip her hands out of the ropes behind her back. "You should go to a party または something. It looks like あなた haven't been out of the house in like, a year. I can take あなた to this place, The Bronze, if あなた like."
"I would 愛 to."

"So, how are Veronica, Logan and, Mac?" Anya asked.
"Mac had kittens. There's still a couple left if あなた want."
"Tell me, do they eat bunnies?"
They walked out the door of his castle, Dracula's silk マント, 隠す billowing in the wind.

LOS ANGELES
ANGEL INVESTIGATIONS
Buffy and Xander walked into the dark office. They speedily walked to the door of Angel's office. They were surprised when they opened the door to see エンジェル - locked in a tight embrace with Cordelia. They broke apart, surprised.
"Buffy! Xander!" 発言しました Cordelia, surprised. "How's Sunnydale?"
"Angel." 発言しました Buffy and Xander simultaneously.
"Buffy. Xander. It's good to see あなた both," he said, looking broodier than usual.
"Yeah! あなた guys showed up... unexpectedly. Come on, I'll make some coffee, we can talk," 発言しました Cordelia.
"Angel." they 発言しました again.
"They seem to be very eager to talk to you."
Buffy took a ナイフ out of her inside ジャケット pocket.
"Or, あなた know, kill you." 発言しました Cordelia.