"I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!"
-America, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Suck my balls, あなた damn potato eater."
-Romano (Southern Italy), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"By any chance, do あなた serve pasta?"
"No, we don't."
-Chibitalia and Mr. Austria, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"It seem simple enough. China take all. あなた can go ホーム now."
-China, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"You are an ass!"
-Austria (to France), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Unhand me, あなた fobbish twit!"
-Britain, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust."
-Russia, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito マカジキ, マーリン Jack Latoya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer! Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito マカジキ, マーリン Jack Latoya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer! I've summoned あなた from the depths of Hell. 表示する yourself!" (Britain)
"You kolled?" (Russia)
"I wasn't calling you!" (Britain)
-Britain and Russia, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Am I Catholic または Protestant...? God, I don't know..."
-Britain (after having a little too much to drink), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then あなた any day!" (Britain)
"Dude, calm down!" (America)
"Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating あなた so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be フレンズ and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. あなた didn't want to be フレンズ with me! あなた just wanted to tell me what to tell あなた what to do, and あなた didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!" (Britain)
-America and Britain (who's drunk and ranting), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..."
-Britain (he was hung-over), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Dude can party!"
-America (referring to Britain), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"This weather man is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it's comin' right at ya!"
-Romano to Germany, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Since we've always been governed seperately, he had to spend もっと見る time with our big brother Spain so he's become kind of a dick!"
-Italy to Germany (about Romano), Hetalia: Axis Powers [btw, this is before the "suck my balls" quote up above]

"I hide dark secret no one will guess because of my sweet face."
-Russia, Hetalia: Axis Powers