How dare you!

Our 愛 story started long before Yoshi and I ever actually met.

And when あなた think about it, most 愛 stories start that way. Every moment leading up to the one in which あなた meet your future husband または wife somehow shapes あなた and prepares あなた for that Dino あなた were fated for. Any 前 heartbreaks または dark days または lonely nights can be crucially important in the grand scheme of things—sometimes we need to know what something feels like when it’s wrong before we can ever really know it when another thing is RIGHT.


So that’s why I need to start the story with a little bit of background....

I have been observing Nintendo's treatment of Birdo since Mario Kart Double Dash and onwards starting with the GBA remake of SMB2 with Super Mario Advance. She was playable in Double Dash, but the disrespect only started from there. She was a boss あなた had to beat up によって throwing her own eggs at her in the OG of SMB2. She was a boss あなた had to physically assault in Super Mario RPG and the first entry of the Mario and Luigi series, where she was partnered with Popple. Already flipped the disrespect switch right there. She was missing または removed from (6?) Mario Kart games. She helps あなた in Wario's...