I'm sorry, but it has to be done.

So, me and Gerard had a very long and serious discussion in my head, and we both decided that we should divorce. It's okay, don't cry, it's really the best thing for everyone. We'll still be friends, though.

And please keep this a secret from my mother as long as possible. I know she loved the son-in-law is also brother-in-law thing.

I'll be getting remarried soon, though! :DDD