i absolutely 愛 looking through some of his epic quotes, heres a 一覧 of some of them ^_^ XD
1. There are very many people, who will tell あなた that あなた cannot, what あなた have got to do is to turn around and say "Watch me.
2. “Being called weird is like being called limited edition. Meaning you're something people don't see that often.”
3. "What is up with this Ashley Purdy 日 tomorrow,
I see? Do I need to dress up as myself?!" (L0L this one makes me laugh xD)
ok now some of them are a bit X-rated, so no little kiddies 読書 this ok? xDDD l0l
4. Word of the 日 is: Gratuitous Nudity :)
5. Kiddies don't have phone sex. あなた might get hearing aids. ;)
6. Life is soo much funnier when あなた have a dirty mind.. :P
7. And here's a test for your 'Purdy-minds', What does this say? Thepenisinhermouth ;) (i was a bit grossed out at this one, but i still 愛 あなた my lovely Ashy <3)[after note: i then realise there is two ways of 読書 this word above, the dirty way and the reasonable one ^_^ XDD]
8. Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how あなた wash a cup! ;P ( this one also grossed me out...but then i read the rest of it XD)
9. A cup at スターバックス isn't really that expensive when あなた consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup.. ;)
10. Who wants to gobble my turkey..?! ;)
11. Alcohol doesn't make あなた fat… it makes あなた Lean… on tables, chairs & ランダム people!!"
12. ""Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? あなた know what "Normal" is..? A setting on a Washing Machine. No one wants to be that.."
13. "suicide isn't cowardly. i'll tell あなた what's cowardly; treating people so badly that they want to end their lives."
14. "Never chase love, affection, または attention. If it isn't 与えられた freely によって another person, it isn't worth having."
15. "Kiss an エンジェル good morning and 愛 her like the devil when あなた get back home."
16. "Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; 愛 like あなた can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow."
17. "Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR."
18. "Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways."
19. “Life is good, life is great. Always 愛 and never hate. Break the rules, stand apart. Ignore your head and follow your heart.”
20. the most common misconception about me, well as most of あなた know, im not female :D
21. practise 安全, 安全です text, use commas :)
22. yeah Jinxx and Jake play guitars, Andy sings and i run around topless and play for the ladies :)
23. Correct: Sex is not the answer, its the question, and the answer is YES xD
24. i put my phone on aeroplane mode, and it didnt fly. WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER.
25. i went onto thesaurus.com and searched 'Ninjas'. the computer told me 'Ninjas cannot be found'. Well played Ninjas, well played.
26. some people are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real, and some are fake, so which kind of boob are you?
27. keep calm and be a Purdy girl (ooo-er <3 - might just take up the offer thanks Ash hehe xD)
#purdypropertyxD
1. There are very many people, who will tell あなた that あなた cannot, what あなた have got to do is to turn around and say "Watch me.
2. “Being called weird is like being called limited edition. Meaning you're something people don't see that often.”
3. "What is up with this Ashley Purdy 日 tomorrow,
I see? Do I need to dress up as myself?!" (L0L this one makes me laugh xD)
ok now some of them are a bit X-rated, so no little kiddies 読書 this ok? xDDD l0l
4. Word of the 日 is: Gratuitous Nudity :)
5. Kiddies don't have phone sex. あなた might get hearing aids. ;)
6. Life is soo much funnier when あなた have a dirty mind.. :P
7. And here's a test for your 'Purdy-minds', What does this say? Thepenisinhermouth ;) (i was a bit grossed out at this one, but i still 愛 あなた my lovely Ashy <3)[after note: i then realise there is two ways of 読書 this word above, the dirty way and the reasonable one ^_^ XDD]
8. Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how あなた wash a cup! ;P ( this one also grossed me out...but then i read the rest of it XD)
9. A cup at スターバックス isn't really that expensive when あなた consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup.. ;)
10. Who wants to gobble my turkey..?! ;)
11. Alcohol doesn't make あなた fat… it makes あなた Lean… on tables, chairs & ランダム people!!"
12. ""Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? あなた know what "Normal" is..? A setting on a Washing Machine. No one wants to be that.."
13. "suicide isn't cowardly. i'll tell あなた what's cowardly; treating people so badly that they want to end their lives."
14. "Never chase love, affection, または attention. If it isn't 与えられた freely によって another person, it isn't worth having."
15. "Kiss an エンジェル good morning and 愛 her like the devil when あなた get back home."
16. "Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; 愛 like あなた can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow."
17. "Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR."
18. "Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways."
19. “Life is good, life is great. Always 愛 and never hate. Break the rules, stand apart. Ignore your head and follow your heart.”
20. the most common misconception about me, well as most of あなた know, im not female :D
21. practise 安全, 安全です text, use commas :)
22. yeah Jinxx and Jake play guitars, Andy sings and i run around topless and play for the ladies :)
23. Correct: Sex is not the answer, its the question, and the answer is YES xD
24. i put my phone on aeroplane mode, and it didnt fly. WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER.
25. i went onto thesaurus.com and searched 'Ninjas'. the computer told me 'Ninjas cannot be found'. Well played Ninjas, well played.
26. some people are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real, and some are fake, so which kind of boob are you?
27. keep calm and be a Purdy girl (ooo-er <3 - might just take up the offer thanks Ash hehe xD)
#purdypropertyxD
