Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. あなた can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The Nut House? Well, I'll tell you. It's a restaurant, similar to one for humans, only this is for shapes. I think あなた already figured that out. あなた see, in this world, there are no humans. Only shapes, または talking inanimate objects like myself.

And in comes Kevin: link

Mr. Nut: Ah, my number 1 customer. *Walks to the 表, テーブル Kevin is sitting at* Hello Kevin. What can I get you?
Kevin: My usual.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Goes to a クーラー to get a bottle of Miller Light* His usual consists of a beer, and a hamburger with pickles, and onions. He's been coming here for two years, ever since he moved into town. *Goes into the Kitchen* Liz, David, Kevin's usual please.

David: link

Liz: link

Liz: Yes sir.
David: I see あなた already got his drink, but we'll get everything else ready.
Mr. Nut: *Walks to Kevin* Those two make a great team. Now you're probably wondering, why do あなた only have two employees? Well, that's all I need. I don't have many customers come here, so why bother wasting money on employees あなた don't need? *Gives Kevin his beer, and walks to another section of The Nut House* Of course, the state has made me exempt from paying taxes here since this is also my home, hence the name being The Nut House. The only reason I'm exempt from paying taxes, is because they 愛 my service, and they 愛 the arcade. Mostly it's the arcade, but as long as the service stays excellent, I'm free from paying any taxes. Bills on the other hand....
Kevin: *Opens his ビール bottle, and looks at Mr. Nut* Who is he talking to?

Liam walks in, and here's his picture: link

Kevin: Liam!
Liam: *Goes to Kevin* こんにちは my friend. How are you?
Kevin: Good. It's nice to see あなた again.
Liam: *Sits down with Kevin*
Mr. Nut: *Walks over* And what can I get あなた Liam?
Liam: I'll have a coke, with stake, and fries.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Walks over to David, and Liz to give them Liam's order*
Kevin: After we finish our lunch, want to play some arcade games?
Liam: Sorry Kevin, but I have to get back to work.
Kevin: Alright.
Liam: Don't あなた have work too?
Kevin: No. Today's my 日 off. The auto ショップ only has me work everyday, except Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Liam: Lucky you.
Mr. Nut: *Returns with Stake, fries, and coke* Here あなた are Liam.
Liam: Thanks Mr. Nut.

And who walks in next? Parker: link

Kevin: Oh dear.
Liam: Please don't walk towards us.
Parker: *Walks over to them* こんにちは fellas.
Kevin: *Annoyed* Hi Parker.
Parker: It's time I finally beat your high score at Dig Dug.
Kevin: No one has ever beaten my high score. What makes あなた think you'll do it?
Parker: Because Dig Dug is something I'm very good at.
Liam: Probably the only thing you're ever good at.

They laughed, which made Parker upset.

Parker: あなた think you're so smart, don't you?
Kevin: Well if あなた think you're smarter, why don't あなた beat my high score?
Liam: We've been waiting for two years.
Parker: I regret the 日 that あなた moved into this town Kevin.
Mr. Nut: Parker, what can I get you?
Parker: Just a six pack of beer.
Mr. Nut: Our beers only come in bottles.
Parker: あなた need cans. *To Kevin* This time, if I don't beat your high score at Dig Dug, I'll call the police to shut this place down.
Kevin: How?
Parker: *Walks over to the arcade*
Liam: Don't be a square Parker.
Parker: Shut up!!!
Kevin & Liam: *Laughing*
Kevin: Who knew someone would hate my guts, all over a game?
Liam: It's been going on ever since あなた moved into this town. あなた think it'll stop soon?
Kevin: Probably.

Mr. Nut: *Cleaning a 表, テーブル when he sees two shapes open the front door* Uh oh. Now if あなた don't like Parker, I'm sure you'll find these two to be annoying as well. They're the real antagonists of this show.

Wayne: link

Miss. Heart: link

Kevin: *Finishes his beer* Say hi to your boss for me.
Liam: I will.
Wayne: *Appears with Miss. Heart* Well, I'm not surprised あなた two still come here.
Kevin: あなた shouldn't be. We're always here.
Miss. Heart: I thought we told あなた never to 表示する your faces around here again.
Liam: No, that's the supermarket.
Miss. Heart: That place too.
Kevin: あなた can't just make people leave a place, just because あなた don't like them.
Liam: How did we even get in this predicament?

1 年 ago.

Kevin: *Watching Miss. ハート, 心 play Dig Dug*
Miss. Heart: *On level 6, she's close to beating the high score of 12,220, but her last life is lost, after being hit によって a pooka*
Kevin: あなた were very close. That's my high score.
Miss. Heart: Your high score?
Kevin: Yeah. Do あなた have a boyfriend?
Miss. Heart: No.
Kevin: Well then, I really like the way your body stays very curvy.
Miss. Heart: I'm a heart, of course I'm curvy.
Wayne: *Arrives* What's going on here?
Miss. Heart: He's flirting with me.
Kevin: Hold it. I thought あなた 発言しました あなた didn't have a boyfriend.
Miss. Heart: I never 発言しました that.
Wayne: Get out of here, and don't come back ever again.
Kevin: Why don't あなた leave?
Wayne: Fine. We have to go watch a musical anyway, but 次 time we're here, we don't want to see あなた here ever again.
Liam: *Arrives* Hi everyone.
Wayne: That goes for あなた too!! *Leaves with Miss. Heart*
Liam: What did I do?
Kevin: Apparently, they don't want us here anymore.

Present day.

Liam: Well that's stupid.
Kevin: They 愛 holding grudges against other shapes.
Mr. Nut: Well, that about covers up everything here. I hope you'll 登録する us for もっと見る episodes. Goodbye.

Ending Theme: link

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one もっと見る minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See あなた later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 次 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head によって her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front によって his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit によって her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, または beaten up によって floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 16, 2016