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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Seanthehedgehog's Larry Wilcox as Brett Dunnegan

Episode 82: Cars
Date: July 26, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:24 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Stylo were walking to the trainyard. They were assigned to drive a freight train to Denver.

Stylo: What's gonna be on our freight train?
Hawkeye: *Looks at manifest* It says vegetables in eleven refrigerator cars, three bulldozers on three flat cars, a tank car full of syrup, and fifteen boxcars full of... Boxes.
Stylo: I guess that's why they're called boxcars.
Hawkeye: What's in the boxes though?
Stylo: It doesn't tell you?
Hawkeye: No.
Stylo: That's strange.

Things would get even stranger. When they got to the train yard, they saw it was nearly empty.

Stylo: Do あなた remember the yards ever being like this?
Hawkeye: Nope. I remember it was full of freight cars, and a dozen of ponies worked around here. *Looks at yard tower* Snowflake! こんにちは SNOWFLAKE!!
Snowflake: *Walks out of her tower* I heard あなた the first time.
Stylo: Why are the yards empty?
Snowflake: No freight trains have been coming in since yesterday.
Hawkeye: Do あなた realize what this means?
Stylo: We'll go out of business.
Snowflake: I'm sorry あなた two, but there's nothing I can do about it.
Hawkeye: We have to get a freight train into Denver, and I bet some of the cars we need are missing.
Snowflake: Let me see your manifest.
Hawkeye: *Gives Snowflake the manifest for his train*
Snowflake: *Examines the train yard* No, all of your cars are here, as well as most of the cars for Gordon's train.
Hawkeye: Most?
Stylo: Where's the rest?
Snowflake: How would I know?
Hawkeye: I got an idea.

At the station, Gordon arrived in a passenger train, and saw Percy fixing track 次 to his train.

Gordon: *Jumps out of his train, and stares at Percy* What is taking あなた so long? Surely あなた want to get this job done, don't you?
Percy: I do, but making the tracks nice, and smooth takes time.
Gordon: I don't care. Hurry up!! *Walks away*
Percy: *Feeling tired, so he decides to get onto the station platform, and take a break*
Brett: *Walks onto the platform, and smiles* こんにちは Percy.
Percy: Brett! It's so good to see あなた again.
Brett: I'm on my way to visit a cousin that lives in Manehattan, so I'm taking the train to an airport where tickets are cheap.
Percy: That's great. Tell me how it goes.
Brett: Okay. I want あなた to do something for me.
Percy: Anything for あなた Brett.
Brett: Will あなた watch my car for me? *Gives keys to Percy*
Percy: You're trusting me with your car?
Brett: *Nods* Brand new Chevy painted in light blue. The license plate is L62-RR4
Percy: I don't know what to say.
Brett: Except for the fact that you're excited?

They both laughed.

Percy: I gotta get back to work Brett.
Brett: あなた do that, I gotta get on board my train. *Gets onto passenger train*
Orion: *Arrives* Well, I see Gordon didn't destroy any part of this train for once.
Percy: That's good.
Orion: Now to get this train to it's destination on time, then I will make my 次 attempt to get fired on purpose.
Percy: They never work, so why are あなた still trying to get fired?
Orion: I have to if I want to stop working here. *Blows horn twice, and rings the bell. He drives the train out of the station*
Percy: *Watching the train*

As soon as the train left the station, Percy went back to work on fixing the track.

Date: July 26, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming. The train yard
Time: 7:31 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was driving a switcher that was pushing a coach, and a caboose.

Stylo: *Watching Hawkeye push the coach, and caboose towards a freight train* Almost there.
Hawkeye: *Going 1 mile an hour*
Stylo: Aaaand.
Hawkeye: *Gets coach, and caboose coupled up to train*
Stylo: You're good.
Hawkeye: Gordon's freight train is complete.
Stylo: Let's just hope no one tries to get on board the passenger car. All of the seats are occupied with boxes full of ketchup packets.
Gordon: *Walking to the trainyard*
Hawkeye: Perfect. Here he comes.
Stylo: I can't wait to see how he reacts to this.
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. *Walks to Gordon* Hi Gordon.
Gordon: Where do あなた think you're going?
Hawkeye: Towards you. I want to 表示する あなた something.
Gordon: Alright.
Hawkeye: So let's say あなた have something to deliver on your freight train, but there isn't enough freight cars.
Gordon: That can't be good.
Hawkeye: We find a way to get all of the supplies onto your train without those missing freight cars. How would あなた react?
Gordon: I'd be pleased. After all, you're helping me get- *Sees a coach on his freight train, and points at it* THAT'S A PASSENGER CAR!!!
Hawkeye: Very good Gordon. *To Stylo* I thought he'd never get it right.
Stylo: I thought it was a flatcar with a big red dog on it.
Gordon: Why is that passenger car on my train?
Hawkeye: We had to put the extra boxes of ketchup somewhere.
Stylo: The caboose wasn't an option.
Hawkeye: The conductor needs a place to sleep at night.
Gordon: Oh you.... You-
Hawkeye: Who are あなた calling a あなた you?
Stylo: All of the seats on the passenger car are occupied with the boxes of ketchup あなた had to get on your train, so thank us.
Gordon: No. *Walks to his locomotive* assholes.

Meanwhile, Percy was at Pete's office.

Percy: Do あなた know anypony によって the name of Brett Dunnegan?
Pete: No I don't. Why?
Percy: He's my best friend. We've known each other for over twenty years. Check this out. *Grabs keys to Brett's car*
Pete: They're car keys. So what?
Percy: Brett gave them to me. He 発言しました he wanted me to take care of his car while he was away.
Pete: That's nice.
Percy: I want to find out where it is so I'll know where to go after work.
Pete: Mind if I go with you?
Percy: Not at all sir.

They both walked out of the station, and saw a light blue Chevy with the license plate number L62-RR4

Pete: That certainly is a beauty.
Percy: Yes it is.

But then, a ポニー holding a Tommygun ran past, and was shooting at two police ponies.

Percy: Ah!
Pete: Stay down. *Hides under the car with Percy*
Police Pony: *Aiming at the gangster, and shoots two bullets, but they hit Brett's car instead* Shit he got away.
Percy: *Comes out from under the car with Pete, then sees the two bullet holes in Brett's car* OH NO!!!
Pete: Who's the wise guy that shot this car?
Police Pony: I am sir, and I'm sorry.
Percy: I'm watching this car for a friend. What's he going to say when he finds out about this?!
Police Pony: I don't know. Bye. *Walks away*
Pete: If he was working on my railway, and did something reckless like that, I'd 火災, 火 him immediately.
Percy: Sir I don't think I have enough money to pay for this.
Pete: Relax, I'll help あなた out. *Gives Percy seven hundred dollars* And if there's any money left over, buy your friend a gift.
Percy: Alright, thanks. I better go get this car to a repair ショップ right now.
Pete: Go ahead. *Walks away*
Percy: *Starts the car, and drives away*

Once Pete stepped into the train station, he saw Gordon looking at him with a disapproving frown.

Pete: What's the matter now?
Gordon: There's a situation in the train yard. Follow me.
Pete: Ugh.

Date: July 26, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming. The train yard
Time: 7:47 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon, and Pete got to the train yard, and saw the passenger car on Gordon's train.

Gordon: あなた see what Pierce, and Stylo did to my train?
Pete: I don't see what's wrong with it, and あなた 発言しました they put the ketchup in there?
Gordon: Yes.
Pete: Well what's wrong with that?
Gordon: IT'S A PASSENGER CAR!!!!
Pete: Gordon, don't shout. あなた should be thanking Pierce, and Stylo for what they did. We have no もっと見る freight cars in the yard, so that's going to stay on your train. あなた get the ketchup into Laramie right now.
Gordon: *Walks to his train*
Hawkeye: Have fun on your trip Gordon.
Gordon: Fuck you. *Gets into his engine*
Hawkeye: Fine. Don't have fun on your trip. In fact, I hope あなた die. *Walks away*
Gordon: Thanks a lot.
Hawkeye: Jeez. Being nice doesn't work with that オレンジ blob.

Gordon drove his train out of the yard. Hawkeye, and Pete were watching when Stylo walked 次 to them.

Hawkeye: Where have あなた been?
Stylo: Doing Percy's job, and giving a few engines some maintenance.
Pete: He'll be back soon. He just has to get a car that belongs to one of his フレンズ to a repair shop.
Stylo: I feel-
Mirage: *Enters the trainyard in a freight train with Wilson*
Pete: Now we have もっと見る freight cars.
Wilson: Pete!!!
Pete: What is it?
Wilson: We got seven freight trains behind us!!
Stylo: Things are getting back to normal.

Three days later, Brett returned from visiting his cousin in Manehattan.

Percy: *Walking with Brett to his car* I took care of it just like あなた wanted me to.
Brett: *Looking at his car* Nice. Very nice. I heard somepony shot my car, but あなた did very well getting it repaired.
Percy: How did あなた know about that?
Brett: Your boss Pete told me about it. He 発言しました this cop was trying to shoot a robber with a Tommygun, but he missed, and accidentally shot my car. Anyway, thanks again for taking care of my ride.
Percy: You're welcome Brett. *Gives keys to Brett*
Brett: *Gets in, and starts the car*

Percy watched, as his friend drove out of the parking lot.

Percy: Hopefully he comes here again.

The End

On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails

Hawkeye, and Gordon race in their trains... Again