L: (With the task force, eating ice cream) So, are あなた all enjoying your ice cream
Matsuda: I didn’t get any
L: I was gonna get あなた some, but…………
Matsuda: ………. But-
L: Anyway, onto the investigation. We figured out that Raye Pamalamadingdong died at the train station, but we noticed that he died before the train could complete its circuit. For all we know, Kira could have been on the train. I think we should set cameras up all over the house of the family Raye was spying on
Soichiro: Yes, we should do that. And once we find them, we should execute them with no 秒 thought
L: Yes, I agree. Though, Raye was spying on your family.
Soichiro: (Nervous laughter) Did I say execute, I meant that my family is totally innocent and no one is a killer, so, we don’t need to spy on them.
L: Hmm. Hmm…….. Too late, we already got them set up
Soichiro: What? How did あなた get them set up already?
L: No questions! Roll intro!
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Light: (Walks into his room)
Ryuk: So, what are we gonna do today
Light: ……..
Ryuk: Uh, Light?
Light: (Walks out of his room)
Ryuk: Light? Hello? Are あなた deaf または just reta- Oh, right
Light: (Keeps walking)
Ryuk: ジーザス Christ, at least spout that stupid god nonsense あなた always say, just say something, because this awkward silence is killing me
Light: (Walks out of the house) Didn’t あなた notice, Ryuk
Ryuk: Notice what?
Light: Someone was in my room putting surveillance camera’s everywhere
Ryuk: How could あなた tell?
(Ten 秒 ago)
(A camera is literally right in front of them with a sign reading, “This is not a camera”)
Light: It’s gonna be pretty hard to kill criminals with that camera in the way. I’ll need to think of something extremely pointless, yet extremely awesome.
(Later that night)
Light: *Okay, if everything goes according to plan, this should be both extremely pointless, yet extremely awesome* (Opens a bag of chips, which has a small テレビ inside)
(Meanwhile)
L: (Watching Light on a monitor) Okay, Light. Let’s just see what あなた can do
Light: *Writing names in the Death Note, making it seem he is studying) Just watch, L. I’ll solve equations with my right hand, and write names with my left*
L: He must be thinking real hard about how to kill someone
Light: Equations? What am I doing, I don’t know math
L: (Keeps watching)
Light: I’ll take a potato chip
L: (Watches with anticipation)
Light: AND EAT IT (Eats the chip over-dramatically)
L: That had to be the most extremely pointless yet extremely awesome thing I’ve ever seen.
Soichiro: So, are あなた convinced
L: Even though I am less suspicious of him, I still believe we should investigate him more
Soichiro: We just put a camera in his room. What もっと見る could we possibly do to prove he is Kira または not
L: I……. am not at all sure. But, I am still suspicious, so, we’re gonna keep investigating.
TO BE CONTINUED