Ichigo and Rukia(with Kon in her Bag) running because they are late.

Ichigo: Geez, あなた should have woke me up earlier, Rukia.

Rukia: I was about to ask あなた the same thing.

A hollow brakes off from the ウォール of the house. Ichigo grabs Rukia's bag and tries to get his substitute soul reaper badge. Another soul reaper summons a sword(not a zanpakto) in thin air.

Ichigo: Wha-

The soul reaper slices the hollow with the sword.He has silver hair with red streaks, he look もっと見る human with dyed hair.

Rukia grins.

Ichigo: Who the hell are you?

Soul reaper: Kosuke, Kosuke Aomura.

Ichigo: So you're a soul reaper too(I don't see this guy around).

Kosuke:...sort of...

Ichigo: Damn! Were totally late!

Ichigo and Rukia started to run again.

Rukia(while running): One question.

Ichigo: Huh?

Rukia(pulling Ichigo's cheeks): Why the heck did あなた put your badge in my bag?

In school

They went into class, with a lot of rumors running around.

Orihime comes to Ichigo.

Orihime: Have あなた heard the rumors.

Ichigo: About what?

Orihime: About the new student.

Ichigo: so what about it?

Orihime: Its a girl.

Ichigo: Okay.

Teacher comes in, everybody in the class sits to their seat.

Teacher: Class we have a new student, please come in.

New student comes in, Ichigo thinks she looks familiar because she has silver hair with red streaks, but instead, she has long hair and tied in pigtails. Rukia grins.

New student:(acts all girly) Good morning, my names Kosuke Aomura, nice to meet あなた all!

Ichigo falls off his chair.

Ichigo:(So this girl has the same name as th guy from earlier? No, I don't think it's possible, that guy has spiky hair,this girl has long pigtails, also gender differences.)

Gym TIme

Ichigo comes to Kosuke.

Ichigo:(Maybe I should try this if Kosuke really is that guy) Hey, Kosuke, Don't あなた think あなた should change for gym?

Kosuke: Y-Yeah, I'm just waiting for Rukia to help me out.

Ichigo(looks like he has a smirk on his face). Maybe I should a little peek when あなた girls change.

Kosuke nosebleeds.

Ichigo:(I knew it).

Kosuke(in her angry, tomboyish voice): I dare you, I dare あなた to peek.

Ichigo gulps and Rukia and Orihime gets Kosuke. Orihime notices how big Kosuke's boobs are.

Orihime: Wow Kosuke, I thought I'm the only one who has bigger boobs.

Kosuke nosebleeds more, Rukia grins.

Orihime: What's wrong why are あなた nosebleeding?

Kosuke:Erm, ah, I have nosebleeding disorder.

Orihime: Oh, that's a problem.

After school.

Kosuke walks with Ichigo and Rukia.

Kosuke: A hollow is coming.

Ichigo: Wha-

Hollow comes in and brakes a house. Ichigo grabs Rukia's bag and took the substitute soul reaper badge. He turns into a soul reaper.

Ichigo: Rukia, Why are'nt あなた turning into soul reaper.

Rukia(grins): go ahead.

Kosuke takes a soul reaper bullet from pocket, she summons a gun. points it on her head, pulls the trigger, leaves her body, and turns into a soul reaper.

Ichigo:(That was quite neat, is he substitute too?)

Kosuke helps Ichigo purify the Hollow, Ichigo makes the finishing blow.

Kosuke: That was a good one.

Ichigo: Why aren't あなた using that zanpakuto あなた have there?

Kosuke:oh this? this my Ketsujin, of course, my real zanpakuto.

Rukia: It's been a long time Kosuke.

Kosuke(grins): あなた too.

Ichigo: What? あなた know each other?(no wonder rukia keeps grinning)

Kosuke and Rukia: Yep.

Ichigo: So tell me Kosuke, how the hell did あなた end up having a girls body?

Kosuke: it's my sisters.

Ichigo: Don't あなた think she needs a body to get back?

Kosuke: She's been devoured によって a hollow.

Ichigo: How about your original body?

Kosuke: It got exploded into ベーコン bits.

Ichigo(confused): What? How is it even possible to get in in somebody's body and not yourself?

Rukia: he's not a substitute soul reaper nor a human, he's half soul reaper and human.

Ichigo: WHAT? Is it even possible?

Kosuke: Let's just say its because my mother is a soul reaper and my father is human.

Ichigo:huh?

Kosuke: Mother brought my father in the soul society.

Ichigo: okay,can he see her?

Kosuke: Of course, あなた dumbass.

Ichigo:(geez, his life is very confusing).