アルファ＆オメガ Article: Humphrey the stand up 狼, オオカミ vol.1

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posted by AlphawolfAlisha

August. 9, 2013. Well here's Humphrey's jokes I've worked up so um enjoy!

Entry one: what did two bears do while changing spots? one of the bears said" um this barely fit me does this make butt look big?.....the other くま, クマ replies" um yes it does". (both of them laughs) wow I can't bearly see how that can't fit you".

Entry two: um Kate where did あなた put my cupcake!? Kate replied." I've put in the garbage!". Humphrey Gasped." um why did あなた do that for?". Kate sounded discussed" because it smells bad". Humphrey sniffed." um I was going to eat that cupcake".

Entry three: (Humphrey farts)pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft! Kate comes in the デン and starts to smell the fart in the air."ewwwwwwww!!!! Humphrey did あなた farted in here?" Humphrey gulped." um yes...put it will pass". Kate gags."grrr its smells Humphrey"(Kate goes out for but passes out)Humphrey goes with her and sees her there and goes and helps her out and asks her. "are あなた ok ?" Kate 回答 yes and got up and 発言しました to him." あなた got to stop your farting Humphrey". Humphrey replies. "yes Kate it would not happen again".

well that's is all I got!! please place コメント below and please ファン it. thanks!

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thealphaboyz Poor hunpfrey XD

wolfwarrior07 ohh this very funny and I can't help myself

ben15delas That's funny sweetie Nice Job.

wolfies Nice

AlphawolfAlisha I knew you will love this....I'll make more I guess.....but this will be like a weekly thing so come back next weekend

Tehgamingking nice

Alice Coopers Hey! Stupid

posted by SanaliWolfofLuv

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey stupid

Hey bro, take it slow
You ain't livin' in a video
You're flying low with a high velocity
No doubt, you're stressin' out
That ain't what rock 'n' roll's about
Get off that one way trip down lonely street

Now, I know you've been kicked around
You ain't alone in this ugly town
You stick a needle in your arm
You bite the dust, あなた buy the farm

Hey, hey, hey, hey, こんにちは stupid
What ya tryin' to do?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, こんにちは stupid
They win, あなた lose
Hey, hey, hey, hey, こんにちは stupid

C'mon girl, it's a better day
Get your foot out of that grave
Don't let that one 愛 tear your...

Chapter 8: A New... Couple?

posted by shadow-omega

The sun had just risen in Idaho. Having it being a nice 日 there were not many clouds out. It was damp outside because it had rained a little last night. Humphrey and Lilly slept longer than they thought as they woke up around late morning (around 11:00). Humphrey began to stir in his sleep but finally woke up then blinking to clear his vision. He then stretched but realized something was missing. Lilly wasn't around, which he realized since he was able to stretch without feeling her fur. Humphrey looked around the cave to see if she was around but didn't see her. He started to walk out of...

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Alpha and Omega: Ch. 1 The End

posted by AlphaClub

BTW, before this 記事 starts, I wanted to say that I will be using OCs of me and Rocko... Rocko gave me permission to use his OC, so, dude, hope あなた enjoy this! :)

It was night, and everyone except the alpha guards were sleeping. My friend, Rocko, was on the east side of the camp, and I was on the western side. The north and south sides were protected によって lage cliffs, towering above the camp, keeping our ホーム safe.

It was all but light, although the pale moonlight illuminated the trees, and the wind made their leaves sway in the night, creating soft, quiet, swishing sounds, giving 音楽 to...

Yes, I Probably Helped Ruined The Group - But I'm Not The Start

posted by DancingHumphrey

---IF あなた DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, THEN PLEASE DON'T COMMENT.---

---YOU CAN IGNORE THIS 記事 NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT PISSES あなた OFF, JUST LIKE SANMAN7'S ARTCILE---

---PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING BEFORE COMMENTING---

Before anyone 発言しました anything, yes I'm wwwarea. I'm just using this account for now. Not sure why, but I think it's for the better for this. Since I don't want my gaming name on here much anymore.
It is better to remain as a separated society anyway.

It is quite possible that I could of handled the hatred from sanman7's 記事 better. The way I react on walls sometimes and such...

chapter 1 punishment または trial part 4

posted by qull

After what Kate saw she thought that it would be nice to teach him a lesson. " so Cody what was あなた doing with Claudette " Kate 発言しました " uhhh well......... " Lilly rudely interrupted and then 発言しました " my name is Lilly what is yours " lily bellowed " uhhh my name is cody and no i was not trying to .... " cody thought for a 秒 and 発言しました what was on his mind even tough he thought it was a bad idea he still accepted what his fate was " あなた know kate why did あなた even think i was trying to mate with her im to young and i will never try and do that until we are official dating which we are not but...

Humphrey's Sexy Fatty

posted by DancingHumphrey

Hi guys! Even though this place is pretty bad now thanks to member's immaturity on that one 記事 that looked nice, I was thinking of only staying for just a bit.
Club, Mojo, etc has made members (even me later) leave. That idiot claim that "It's there fault for choosing".

Umm. no. Club, Mojo, Timber, and others I remember has made members feel bad, and effected there emotion, and caused anxiety.
I'll say it's there fault for that. Yet, if wwwarea's behavior is making them leave, then I'll say it's 'there fault for choosing' too.. Hmmmmm....
Really AlphaClub, あなた say it's there choice, 発言しました the...

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Alpha and Omega: Claudette's capture Part 5 (Series finally) [Warning: EMOTIONAL!]

posted by AlphaClub

Claudette watched as Lien ran away, into the forest. She just couldn't くま, クマ his disappointed and sad expression as he turned away. "No... wait, hold on, Lien! Don't leave!" she shouted as she ran after him, Felin close behind her.

They were running after Lien for about five 分 before they noticed him, ragged, and still, his eyes fixed on something ahead.

Claudette looked at him. "Lien? Are あなた okay? What's wrong?" she asked.

"SHH! Hunters. Maybe they won't see us if we stay still." he said.

Too late. There was a loud BANG! and Claudette felt intense heat go through her, followed によって unbearable...

Don't piss Kate off!

added by JennaStone22

Runt's secret chapter 5:my arm

posted by Rockowolf123

Runt slowly got his sences back he did not know were he was
he smelled blood,drugs,and sick people
he found that he was in the hospial
the pack had advanced alot in technology
runt couldent feel his arm
your ok" stinky exclamed
what happend"runt asked
あなた um あなたロスト your arm" stinky studderd
what"runt 発言しました looking at his arm
he saw a steel arm were his used to be
there is some one who wants to see you"stinky said
it was tasha runts girlfreind
Runt your ok" Tasha said
yeah if ok is a missing fucking arm" runt 発言しました getting up
um Tasha i wanna know if um" runt ロスト is words
what is it" tasha 発言しました in her french accent (she was french not like marcel i meen real french)
will あなた um marrie me"runt 発言しました the thing he wanted to say sence he met tasha 4 years 前
yes i have been waiting for あなた to say that" tasha said

the end for now
its really short but it is important

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Runt's secret chapter 3 siblings will fight

posted by Rockowolf123

Ok I promes I won't tell" Claudette said
Ok" Runt replied
干し草, 乾草あなた two" stinky said
What do あなた want" Runt asked
For あなた to stop cussing at me" stinky said
Fuck you" runt replied
Go hug a tree" stinky 発言しました harshly
Runt then punched his brother to the ground
A lot of fight for an omega" stinky mocked
Runt wrapped his hands on his brother's neck and choked him
Runt...stop" stinky begged
Runt saw blood on his hands
Oh shit bro sorry"runt said
Its Ok'' 発言しました stinky

The end
Ok this was just to 表示する how strong runt is now
He will assassinate もっと見る people later I promes

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Tough life: 記事 # 1

posted by AlphaClub

It was noon. Claudette was sitting down 次 to her to brothers, Runt and Stinky, along with her friend, Ares. He was sitting 次 to her, and was looking down. Her brothers were playing 次 to the water of the pond.

"Hey.. um... Claudette? I've gotta go... again. I'm sorry I've been leaving so much lately." apologized Ares.

"Um... okay. It's okay. Where do あなた keep going though?" she asked.

"Uh... It's a secret. Sorry. Please don't follow me though, okay?" he said.

She looked at him. "Fine. I won't." she promised.

She watched him go, and decided she would follow him anyway. Where did he...

Runts secret chapter 1 rocko's death

posted by Rockowolf123

the 年 is 2024 rocko just had a stroke on the battlefeild
Um Rocko i um im sorry" Kate said
no its not your fault " rocko wisperd
can...can i see runt in privet" Rocko asked
yeah"Kate 発言しました sadly
as soon as Rocko and runt were alone runt was scared
runt its time to complete your training あなた are now an assassin runt" Rocko said
yes sir" runt said
all that 木, ツリー climbing for this stay an omega its good cover" Rocko said
ok Uncle Rocko"runt said
Rocko died in runts arms runt ran over to the prison デン were king was in isolation
what do あなた want"king asked
reveng"runt 発言しました coldly
runt bent down with his blade...

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What's your take, episode 16, Jasper Park Mating season..

posted by Canada24

So..

I try making a point, of reviewing horrible, horrible stories, so others don't have to go though 読書 them. Though it probably dosen't work, あなた guys probably read the shit anyway..

Anyway.
This one I TRUELLY hate everything about it.
It's worse then Lilly's opposite side.

The best way of describing this story.
Is saying its a 狼, オオカミ verison of FILLY FOOLING.
Sex is primary theme.
No real plot..

It's starts off joining a scene from Towards North with Blood (same writer). But it's turns into a incest between Kate and Lilly.
Though によって now, I guess that isn't overly serpriseing.
It happens a lot unfortantly,...

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Zelian's Rise: Remembering the Past

posted by AlphaClub

Nine months after the battle...

Zelian was trying to find a place, a place that has been haunting his dreams. A strange jet-black 狼, オオカミ always came to him in what looked like a giant 狼, オオカミ camp, and he had just fou d it. And he was just being surrounded によって a bunch of guards. The lead guard looked at him.

"Get out. Before あなた get hurt." He ordered.

"Excuse me? I am a leader. I go as I please. And no one is hurting me." He retorted. "I am Zelian." He told him.

"Oh, god... fine. あなた want to see Beke? She is in camp. Follow me." He ordered.

When Zelian told Beke about his dreams, and she looked...

Ares' Fall: Zelian's Rise

posted by AlphaClub

With every day, Zelian was becoming もっと見る conscious, and the Ares inside of him decipating. "I don't understand. Why does he have to be reborn with Ares' thoughts, just toblose them? Oh well. It means I have a son who doesn't think he is better than me for being a leader before he died." 発言しました Derin.

Zelian was playing with a fuzz that was floating on his nose. Then, he abruptly stopped, a angled his ears towards the entrance of the den. "I... hear something." He announced.

"Attack!" Growled a 狼, オオカミ from somewhere in camp.

"By who? Winston? Gerig?" Asked Derin.

"Gerig." 発言しました the wolf. At the...

The Great Army: Ares' fall

posted by AlphaClub

"Ambush! Everyone get prepared!" Yelled Winston, again, leader of the Western pack. Everyone gathered in a defensive line, in front of where there now stood about fifty wolves, ready to take order. "Winston, we meet again, this time personally. I am Sylian, former member of Ares' pack. We have come to make an allience with you. We do not agree with Ares. We are now enemies of him. If あなた drop your allience with him, あなた shall be in an allience with us, and together take on a threat that has been preying on me personally for years." 発言しました Sylian. "Hmm.... I don't think so. あなた sound way too...

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Kate the Alpha

added by HUMPHRY

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Garth the Alpha

added by HUMPHRY

Ares becomes tyrant

posted by AlphaClub

"So, now that King is dead, Claudette will be 秒 in command." Ares decided. "No, Ares. Your time is up! I trained あなた as an assasin to HELP others, not to HARm them! I've waited for a while, to see if あなた would change, but あなた get worst! Come, fight me and we'll see who's the stronger, if あなた think あなた are so unstoppable." Beke screached as she leapt up onto the overhang where they had meetings."Excuse me? Maybe あなた weren't told, but あなた are not the leader here, I am." He quickly lashed out at Beke, but she blocked his blow. She retaliated, delivering a blow across his face, sending him...

Nars' New Love: Chapter 1

posted by Kitsune32

Here's Chapter 1. This is gonna be an important chapter. Enjoy.

It was nighttime at the Northern Pack as Nars watched his pups sleep. He was still thinking about his meeting with Daria earlier that afternoon. Nars felt really bad for how he treated her. What's worse was that he didn't even admit that it was pretty much all his fault. At least Daria had the reasonable explanation that she couldn't see him.

Shaking his head, Nars decided to go to sleep. At that moment he had an idea; maybe he could stay at the Western Pack after dropping his kids off tomorrow and look for Daria and apologize to...