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"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a 木, ツリー with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber あなた jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the 木, ツリー was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty あなた ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey あなた sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey あなた fat 尻, お尻 あなた better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha 雌犬 see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of あなた is going for a ride, if あなた do this, あなた get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like あなた to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here あなた go, Heres your money, *gags* dude あなた Need a shower!" Humphrey 発言しました and gaged. "Lilly meet あなた at the デン ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the 次 day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it 発言しました "Sooper glue". "Okay こんにちは cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a 木, ツリー with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber あなた jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the 木, ツリー was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty あなた ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey あなた sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey あなた fat 尻, お尻 あなた better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha 雌犬 see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of あなた is going for a ride, if あなた do this, あなた get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like あなた to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here あなた go, Heres your money, *gags* dude あなた Need a shower!" Humphrey 発言しました and gaged. "Lilly meet あなた at the デン ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the 次 day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it 発言しました "Sooper glue". "Okay こんにちは cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
こんにちは guys, Mack 狼, オオカミ here, i'm just posting this to tell あなた guys im 書く a new artical and news on my other one.
Ok the new artical "Life with the Pack" is my 秒 ファン fic ever
it's about a week since Kate and Humphrey and Lill and Garth became mates and life is great tell they run in with a very odd 14 年 old boy who know's how to hunt, and after they meet, the 3 pack leader's: Winston, Eve, and Tony make a very odd questian for the boy to 登録する the pack. how will Humphrey, Kate, Lilly , Garth and the whole pack deal with this boy and how long befor they start a fight または become friends?
so that's the new artical, now on the news with "Life with Wolves" i have not giving up on it i'm just on writers block and i've thought of all these other articals to write so im just taking a break don't think i'm giving up im not.
well that's basically it so im done, peace bro's and bra's
-Mack Wolf
Ok the new artical "Life with the Pack" is my 秒 ファン fic ever
it's about a week since Kate and Humphrey and Lill and Garth became mates and life is great tell they run in with a very odd 14 年 old boy who know's how to hunt, and after they meet, the 3 pack leader's: Winston, Eve, and Tony make a very odd questian for the boy to 登録する the pack. how will Humphrey, Kate, Lilly , Garth and the whole pack deal with this boy and how long befor they start a fight または become friends?
so that's the new artical, now on the news with "Life with Wolves" i have not giving up on it i'm just on writers block and i've thought of all these other articals to write so im just taking a break don't think i'm giving up im not.
well that's basically it so im done, peace bro's and bra's
-Mack Wolf
I saw blood stains on the floor, "Don't worry Kate all the criminals are already dead nothing can hurt あなた heheh.." I was shivering my head was pounding. But I had to get out I moved on.
I headed into one room and there was a large brass ブル with 火災, 火 wood under it. I studied the bull, "Aha! I know this torture device!" I smiled. I'll admit I was pretty proud of myself for knowing it. The brazen ブル is what it is called practically a "human cooker." I grabbed a tinderbox and lit the 火災, 火 wood. It got a little smokey around the room. I left the room and looked at the map.
"Pretty close to the exit!" I smiled and wagged my tail. "I can't wait til the pack hears about this!" I heard a deep growl coming from one of the rooms, I shouldn't have been so stupid to ignore it..
PPSH-41
Red Devils
