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posted by trueshadowwolf
Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your 説明 is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a 木, ツリー with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber あなた jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the 木, ツリー was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty あなた ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey あなた sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey あなた fat 尻, お尻 あなた better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.

Pee Pee

Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha 雌犬 see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.

The portal potty ride.

Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of あなた is going for a ride, if あなた do this, あなた get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like あなた to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here あなた go, Heres your money, *gags* dude あなた Need a shower!" Humphrey 発言しました and gaged. "Lilly meet あなた at the デン ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the 次 day.

Super glue

"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it 発言しました "Sooper glue". "Okay こんにちは cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.

End of episode
ok so this is my first ファン Fic so go easy on me.

so basicaly this is a "Life with" story and あなた can see it's about alpha and omega.

so the story is about me and my five good friends/band mates and what happens is that their live start suck もっと見る and もっと見る and when they kill one of thier rivals men, they leave thier old lives behind によって getting help によって their 音楽 teacher who lends them a medium sized truck and load ther 音楽 equipment, clohtes, and other things and set off but when they get to Jasper park a misteryus thing happens.... read it to find out what it is?

oh and in this ファン fic Kates...
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Chapter 4: An Injured Black Wolf

The group of wolves: Kate, Humphrey, Lilly, and Garth were still walking. They hadn't seen または thought of anything fun as long as they had been in Helena National Forest. Garth was smiling to himself. Kate noticed the smile and wondered what he was thinking about, her 質問 was asked for her when Lilly asked, "There's nothing to do, what's with the smile?"

"Humphrey's head stuck in the tree. It was just a funny sight for me."

"Shut it, Gar-" Humphrey began, but was interrupted によって a loud noise. He stopped in his tracks and looked back, wondering what the loud...
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posted by lonehumphrey
It was a warm 日 on June 18 2,001and it was also the best 日 for 2 adult alphas but the their last.And their names were Mike and megan. It was 9 am and the exact time of birth of two オオカミ named Humphrey and Lisa. Their beautiful 発言しました megan. yes yes they are 発言しました mike but they didn't know they were being watched. Snap the two オオカミ turned their heads but not quick enough. Bang the noise went across the jasper park woods. Its clear 発言しました the two black market hunters said. こんにちは their are two pups left what do we do. Lets leave them the 動物 theyll take them.After the black marketers left...
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posted by HumphreyAlpha
A slight nudge was enough to wake her. She could hear light breathing, and the sound of a paw shifting slightly on dirt. She moved her paw around and felt the surface that she was laying on. Dirt, with some small bits of rock mixed in. She opened her eyes and immediately shut them again. Not because of what she was looking at, though that could be considered a reason, but because her vision had gone black and white, as opposed to the color she had used to enjoy.

What she was looking at was the reason she had been turned into a dog in the first place. Bolt. Of all the places and times for him...
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posted by MarvelousAlpha
I've actually been working on this series since I joined Fanpop. Sorry for keeping it from you!!!! Anyways this story might end after 15 chapters または so. I've had the prologue, chapter 1, 2, and 3 done so far. Those chapters should be up in a few minutes.

Chapter Prologue:

After the moonlight howl, Kate and Humphrey started their walk down the mountain. Humphrey struck a conversation, "It's nice that alphas and omegas can be together now, isn't it?"

"It sure is." Kate answered. She rubbed her head under his chin, making Humphrey wag his tail and smile. He thought back to the fun adventure they...
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posted by HumphreyAlpha
She stopped running when her legs gave out. She crashed to the ground in a small 雲, クラウド of dust and 草 and simply laid there, sobbing. She stayed there for well over half an hour, and when she had finished, she didn't feel any better.

Filled with a sudden rage that she couldn't control, Mittens turned to find out where she was, and to see if there was possibly anything she could destroy. She was in an alley, surrounded によって cardboard boxes, rusted oil drums, and a junked car. Her eyes lit upon the boxes and she pounced on them, biting and tearing them to shreds. Having been declawed, her paws...
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As we walked into the room that housed the NOVA gas chambers a great deal of grief dropped off of all of our shoulders. But our victory was short lived, Dragovich wanted to see the effects of the gas first hand. Me, Reznov, and Neciev were thrown into one chamber and Demetri and Yachov went into the other chamber when Kravchenko turned on the gas i watched Demetri, the man who fought 次 to me and Reznov and myself in stalingrad dieing a very painful death, his eyes turned red and bulged out then he fell and vomited all over the glass seperating the two chambers and finally his face turned...
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Later that day, after we'd both managed to fall back asleep from the story, we got up and made our breakfast: French トースト with bacon. Scar helped, によって morphing into her anthro form and helping cook the bacon, though I saw her nomming on an uncooked piece. I 発言しました nothing, and that was the end of it.

At around one in the afternoon, I was talking to Phil online, and he was telling me all about how Jenna, his new girl, was the best and everything. I'll admit, I was starting to get jealous, and I heard Scar laughing at me.
"You trying to replace me?" she 発言しました jokingly.
"Nah. I'm thinking about how...
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posted by Shepard_
Vorkuta prison,
"Alexi, my father was a musician in Stalingrad. During the German occupation, the sound of his violin filled the air with magnificent music-Korsakov, Stasov- many of the great nationalist composers, to my countrymen, it was a symbol of hope. To the Germans, it was a symbol of defiance.
Even now his 音楽 still haunts me. The Nazis slit his throat while he slept. Collaborating with any Nazi is a betrayal, a betrayal to all of mother Russia. Dragovich and Kravchenko were not troubled によって such matters. They looked only to advance towards their own interests and agendas..."

(flash...
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Very early the 次 morning, I was woken rather abruptly によって Scar as she tossed and turned under the blankets. For a moment, I 発言しました and did nothing, hoping it would cease on its own. It didn't. After a few minutes, I reached out and gently rubbed her head, hoping to calm her down. Instead, what happened was her eyes snapped open and her jaws clamped down on my hand almost hard enough to puncture the skin. Fortunately, it didn't, and once she had come to, she released my hand with an apologetic whine.
I took my newly liberated hand and scratched behind her ears. Her eyes closed and a smile stretched...
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posted by Red_Pyramid206
 Red Devils
Red Devils
Since its my 1 年 anniversary on Fanpop, I thought I would post my first series ever!

Humphrey was walking alone one night, on his way to see Kate. He had been having this sense that he was being watcher. Every now and then he would hear this loud sound like a metallic scrapping although he could never tell where it came from. "God please make it stop!" Humphrey cried. The sound became もっと見る frequent and louder. Humphrey broke into a run as he dashed through the trees. They sounds began to follow him.

"Leave me alone!" Humphrey cried. He was about to make it to the caves when he saw the most...
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posted by HumphreyAlpha
The cars in my 記事 series "The Race" are a wide variety of supercars that are modified to be race ready.

Wolfpack Motorsports: 2010 Maserati GranTurismo MC GT4
07: Sweets Spaur/Rich Spaur/Jon Gies
89: Phil Loth/Jenna Loth/Angelina Jolie
97: Colby Browning/Scar Browning/Sasha Thompson

Risi Competizione: 2010 Ferrari 458 Italia GT
12: Todd Corey/Brittany Chase/Adam Taylor

Omega Racing: アウディ R8 LMS
36: Daniel Lucas/Crystal Lucas

Shadow Racing Team: BMW M3 GTS

Falken Motorsports: Mercedes SL65 AMG GT

The other cars are as follows: Jaguar XKR-S GT, Porsche 911 GT3 RS, and the Lamborghini LP560-4 Gallardo.

I'll get pics made of the cars soon, and I'll get them uploaded
posted by HumphreyAlpha
*4:15 PM*

The rivalry between the 97 WPMS Maserati and the 12 RC Ferrari was going strong によって this point. They had exchanged places for the entire race so far, and currently the 12 had the advantage. The two cars were in the straighter section of the track, where the Ferrari was slightly faster. The Maserati had the advantage when the track turned to the turns, possessing a larger rear spoiler and front splitter. The Maserati was もっと見る glued to the track than the Ferrari, which allowed turns at slightly higher speed.
At the entrance to turn 3, the Ferrari made a crucial mistake and slid into a...
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posted by lonewolf82
Ok so if your wondering what happened with my last series I basically ditched the idea and now I'm starting a new one hopefully this one will be better and I'll get もっと見る comments. Note that this series will be in my pov. Read my bio to learn もっと見る about my character.


God, am I hungry. I thought to myself as I walked alone thru the woods alone. "Huh? Who's there?" I sat for moment and listened closely to the sound of the birds. Then I ワカサギ, 錬金術 a wonderful smell, blood. Oh yeah I'm eating tonight! I thought as I slowly moved towards the smell. As I moved I heard a low growl coming from the dirrection...
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verse 1:
the shadows hide my real intent
the shadows the devil has sent
are your eyes blinded in the light
can あなた see just what i am
i am もっと見る than the average man
just a monster in the night

Chorus:
not how i first appear
the mirror trick of light
im not who あなた think
when my claw is there
around your throat
you WILL give up the fight

verse 2:
the dark becomes my safest place
takes up all my mind and space
and leaves my form behind
can あなた see just what i am
i am もっと見る than the average man
just what do あなた expect to find

Chorus:
not how i first appear
the mirror trick of light
im not who あなた think
when my claw is...
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posted by crazyryan123
Garth walked in the front of the cave to see salty dieing. Garth ran to him and によって then he died. 次 morning the buried him. Humphrey stared at where salty was buried. Humphrey had watery eyes but could`t give it away. Humphrey slowly walked back to the cave with Kate. Humphrey sat in front of the cave and watched the sky 移動する slowly. Kate came and said"Come Humphrey. Humphrey followed her Kate was brushing her tail on Humphrey`s face as they walked deeper into the den. Humphrey said"Kate あなた 発言しました after moonlight howl!" Kate well I`m so horny and want あなた inside me now." Humphrey"I`m not in...
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posted by boltrocks2233
It was a peaceful 日 in jasper park and Kate and Humphrey were in their デン digussing their day.

"I had to track 17 carabu and chased them for about five miles" Kate said.

"When me and the omegas went logboarding today, we hit a rock and everyone fell out. We ended up with black eyes and hurt paws"

They were both exhasted annd wanted to go to bed, the 次 morning Kate awoke and rememberd what her assighnment was. She had to get to get to the alpha station fast, she awoke Humphrey.

"Humphrey wake up wake up!"

"What is it Kate?"

"I need to get to the alpha station fast, will あなた come with me?"

They...
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posted by jason74633
Humphrey: You've got that smile,
That only heaven can make.
I pray to God everyday,
That あなた keep that smile.

Garth : Yeah, あなた are my dream,
There's not a thing I won't do.
I'll give my life up for you,
Cause あなた are my dream.

Both: And baby, everything that I have is yours,
You will never go cold または hungry.
I'll be there when you're insecure,
Let あなた know that you're always lovely.
Girl, cause あなた are the only thing that I got right now
Chorus
Both:One 日 when the sky is falling,
I'll be standing right 次 to you,
Right 次 to you.
Nothing will ever come between us,
I'll be standing right 次 to you,
Right...
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Kate & Humphrey Adventures.
Fall of 2011 Chapter 8. Part 4 of 4. “Season finale!”

"Kate slow down!" Rachael yelled. "No! My pack needs me." Kate answered as she jumped off a ledge and into a stream. "Ceazer, stop her." Rachael ordered. Ceazer bolted past Rachael and approached Kate knocking her down. "Get the hell off me!" Kate screamed. Rachael then caught up to her. "Kate, if あなた run that hard あなた will get tired and collapse. Trust me, I made that mistake chasing a mountain lion." Rachael informed. "And that animal then turned around and attacked me. Now come on, we need to get to them,...
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One normal day, on any regular day, something happened. And its something that i will always remember. It started in the morning. It was spring. The お花 are bloomed, the 草 is green once again, finally, the 動物 are out. I 愛 wildlife. It brings a lot of thoughts in my mind. Thats why i decided to live deep in the woods of Idaho. I was watching NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 Maimi when this first happened. It was quiet. A little too quiet. I wondered why. The birds are alwatys chirping. Then i heard it. The wolves. They are here. A pack of オオカミ ran fast past my house. A huge pack. I watch them run によって furiously....
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